Instant sober up pill - Munich

We have weeks of vast amounts of drinking to endure in the near future now only days away , for those of us who want our livers to survive can any one at any of the high tech places in Munich invent a pill that would allow you to drink 7-8 maß, make a complete fool of ourselves, dance on very thin benches (proven fact they get thinner as the evening goes on), sing German songs that we have no idea what they really mean, think anton is cool...

Then just take a pill and do an instant sober up on the U-bahn allowing you to be safe driving to work in the morning.
this has to be a real money spinner...max planck you are missing out here

it would also solve the drunken posts on here.
TT would be a very easy testing ground

I agree on most of your points, but I would miss the drunken posts. They add a certain je ne sais quoi to the site.

I bought some pills on my last US trip that claims to do so. You have to get 2 pills with your first drink and then two with every second glass. I forgot the name but will let you know if it works or not

I think an instant sober up pill would be a bad thing, I don´t think your body would stand up to the shock of going from utterly pissed to totally sober in a few minutes! The other way around isn´t too nice either. I once ate a magic mushroom in a Pichelsteiner Topf ( Oma made it, so it was an honest mistake) I remember being sober and 5 mins later I was out of my brain and didn´t know what was happening, that was a bad day, really bad. Maybe a pill for sober in say 1/2 hour to an hour.

Isn't that a pill in liquid form called "water"?

I think you'll find it's called Lucocade. The scots prefer Irn Bru but that makes you barf.

Doesn't sound like "get" sober pills, rather more like "stay" sober pills. Somethng you can do easier by not drinking alcohol in the first place...

two raw eggs in a glass of milk(dont look at it just drink it) does the trick.

The pills I'm 95% sure sharpe is talking about are called "chaser" and it certainly doesn't instantly sober you up, nor claims to...it also doesn't make you "stay" sober. What it is supposed to do is make the hangover less of a problem...it doesn't claim to get rid of it, just to help. ...I've used it and couldn't tell much of a difference, still was hungover as hell...even when I DID remember to take them each beer (I had help).

(there you can see the chaser package...in Herrsching)

I used to find that getting home to the wife was pretty much an instant sober up pill.

Pill A: Döner kebab plus Paracetemol or Nurofen

Pill B: Massive dose of multivitamin (the ones you drop in water that fizz up are good) plus Paracetemol or Nurofen

but that's not really fun is it Hazza?

my Pill A) 2 Fried eggs on Fried bread, Bacon, Sausage, Beans and a slice of fried Haggis and Black Pudding (add some fried mushrooms if required and/or a fried tomato)

Only problem with this is that you can't cook it on the U-Bahn when you really need it and likely you are completely sheded which means you can't cook it anyway.

my Pill B) a few gallons of very strong coffee

Only problem is after drink a gallon of espresso you are so wired you don't get any sleep

Ahh, the happy days of getting home from the boozer having a big fry-up with all the Sunday brekkie stuff then getting a right shouting at from my big sister, didn´t have a Mum Good laugh and the mess we always left Ha ha.