QUOTE(sea-king @ Sep 17 2007, 2:17 pm)

WTF. Security guys? These people are withoout a doubt the densest idiots on the planet, they rate below cops for a modicum of savvy.
Written like someone who's only ever been around them either as part of a problem or in trying to get some sort of exception that no one else is entitled to.
Most of these guys are the fucking picture of restraint. They have to be there some 8-16 hours a day dealing with nothing but one pile of drunks after another, with the only breaks coming in the form of blocking the doors and taking all the abuse that one fuckwit after another throws their way because they're doing their job keeping the tents within the safety limits. They're fast as hell to protect the workers and to break up fights. They're a joy to watch when a bunch of neo-Nazi Scousers get busy in the Pit.
Try being nice to one some time. Don't interrupt him if he's doing something, but if you're standing around and so's one of them, try talking like a normal human being to one. Better yet, offer to bring him some water. They often can't leave their posts and when the place is full and hot, a glass of water is welcome relief.
I know dozens of security guys by name, and each year I'm introduced by them to their mates and no cow-orkers. I've never had a problem with them. In fact there are times I think they don't act harshly enough.
woof.