Offensive Italians at the Oktoberfest

Ok guys and gals, we are nearly there and the O'Fest starts in a week.

However, i have been chatting to more than a few guys and, especially, gals regarding the activities of the Italians during the fest and i make no apology for deliberately targeting them in this thread.

Brits are drunken assholes, Yanks are loud and Aussies just well over the top but it is always the Italians who cause the girls the problems.

One lady in particular was last year banged into the back of a stall by two Italians and groped by them.

Now, if you were to do that on any street in Munich at any time of the year outside of Oktoberfest, you would be put in jail for sexual assault! What is the difference at O'Fest time?

So, what is the answer to the problem? Do the fest security, ( Black Sherrifs et al ), take onboard a policy of no Italians in the tent or extreme prejudice against them if they even breathe incorrectly?

Or, do the Police get involved and circulate through the Wies'n, ready to apprehend these animals?

Very concerned that funding for the Women's Safe Haven will drop after this year as it seems not to be an issue to either the tent owners or the Bavarian Governmet.

Anyone got any good ideas?

I have found a good right hook, or a fast grab and pull usually shuts them up fast.
Amazing, they think because a dirndl gives you mega boobs that that gives them the right to grab you.

Wow, these guys are so disgusting. I guess having some TT guys come along to the O'fest would prevent them from grabbing you?

Unless the TTer is doing the grabbin.

love when they try to pretend to be really drunk, need to lean on you copping a feel at the same time or drooling into your cleavage!

I didnt drool I just needed a spot to put my shot glass.

I cant go to the wiesn this year, how depressing...

when are you coming back to Mü so we can do that again?

Me mate headbutted an Italian after he started groping his gf. It seemed to do the trick.

I had an Italian pass out and take a nose dive right down my dirndl top last year on the sbahn... Had me pegged against the window and although he had a few friends there who could have helped me, they decided it would be more beneficial to get their mobiles out and photo-document the event. Perhaps he wasn't copping a feel/drool so much as just trying to pick out the bits of kebab that I'd spilled all over myself in a drunken effort to nourish myself after a long hard day at the Wies'n.

I´ve never had a bad experience with an Italian at O-fest. Had quite a nice one once, actually---

maybe, but I still personally giggle the other time three drunk italians were staring and gauking at me in my dirndl, and they walked into a pole! Poor one in the middle got the worse of it. They all had their arms around each other to help support themselves and pow, into the pole. Sometimes you just gotta giggle when men are so stupid to stare at you and they hurt themselves, like the cyclist riding past, but still looking at you and runs into somebody or something. Kind of an ego stroke. Alot of the Italian guys think they have the right to chat you up, propose to you, grop, fondle or generally harrass you because you have boobs, a smile, hair, heck, basically because you are a women.

But on the other side, we (the Hash) has a table next to a bunch of Italians every year, and don't have problems with them really, but most are in couples, mabybe that is the key.

I can only repeat the advice I give to my clients: Ladies, use the buddy system. Do not go anywhere alone, keep your wits about you, and if someone grabs you scream bloody murder and go for the instep. A sharp rap on the tarsal bones generally provides immediate relief. I made the mistake of going to the ladies room alone last year, and an Italian made the mistake of spanking me. I chased him into the men's room to the great amusement of the witnessing crowd.

What was he like?

Speaking from the dress (kilt) wearing contingent (male) I get groped to death as well all the time. You would be amazed just how many prim and proper old ladies try to grab a handful, it can be pretty annoying.