Marry my daughter
Jesus wept, this really takes the biscuit!
I mean, being all godly and that. Then pimping your daughter!! FFS.
Mericans, got to admire them for being the biggest hypocrites on the planet.
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MarryOurDaughter.com
Arranged marriage service for U.S. Christians
It is indeed a disgusting website, and surely such activity, if for real, must be illegal.
Yet, before indicting 300 million people, bear in mind the perpetrators of the website may not even be Americans:
Yet, before indicting 300 million people, bear in mind the perpetrators of the website may not even be Americans:
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http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/
The marryourdaughter.com website seems real and perverted at the same time, so it’s got a huge viral marketing buzz going on, but it’s a phishing site that wants your email address. The domain was registered July 7th with GoDaddy.com with ownership hidden from view.
The marryourdaughter.com website seems real and perverted at the same time, so it’s got a huge viral marketing buzz going on, but it’s a phishing site that wants your email address. The domain was registered July 7th with GoDaddy.com with ownership hidden from view.
Can we please keep facts out of this... I'd much rather prefer to take on an air of Euro-centric secular superiority while simultaneously ignoring the fact that these very same religious nuts would still be in Europe if they weren't kicked out to American long ago.
I've got 4 to sell, thanks for the link.
I'm more worried about what you were looking for when you found this!
Gotta love the testimonials
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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
—Mrs. James P.
QUOTE (sea-king @ Sep 6 2007, 2:04 am) 
Mericans, got to admire them for being the biggest hypocrites on the planet.
Yup, and all Scots are drunk sheep fu*kers!
Have a nice day
Beelzebub in a bra:
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?...18&Itemid=9
Twisting facts there a bit, the bride price was more or less a "fine" if you defiled a virgin.
Exodus 22:16-17: "If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife. If her father absolutely refuses to give her to him, he must still pay the bride-price for virgins."
"Seducing" a child of 13? Yeh, right.
Edit:
That would be the Welsh, in Scotland it's the Highland Ponies. Christ, you Yanks
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Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?...18&Itemid=9
Twisting facts there a bit, the bride price was more or less a "fine" if you defiled a virgin.
Exodus 22:16-17: "If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife. If her father absolutely refuses to give her to him, he must still pay the bride-price for virgins."
"Seducing" a child of 13? Yeh, right.
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QUOTE (L8knight @ Sep 6 2007, 7:44 am)
Yup, and all Scots are drunk sheep fu*kers!
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
That would be the Welsh, in Scotland it's the Highland Ponies. Christ, you Yanks
Sorry, just got to post an entry from "Testimonials"
Getting out of the trailer park? Is this really for real?
Ok, they've got to be shitting us...
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"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"
—Mr. Jack M.
—Mr. Jack M.
Getting out of the trailer park? Is this really for real?
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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
—Mrs. James P.
Ok, they've got to be shitting us...
QUOTE (sea-king @ Sep 6 2007, 2:04 am)
I mean, being all godly and that. Then pimping your daughter!! FFS.
Mericans, got to admire them for being the biggest hypocrites on the planet.
Mericans, got to admire them for being the biggest hypocrites on the planet.
How gullible can you get? Did you buy this from the beginning? Endorphines clear out the cobwebs, it's time for sea-king to go jogging.
QUOTE (Allershausen @ Sep 6 2007, 7:27 am)
I'm more worried about what you were looking for when you found this!
I think he was sea-king childrens.
That site is so obviously hokey.
agree - a total scam
ahaha great site! really well done!
Actually, we´ll boff anything as is well known, but thanks for reminding me.
do they accept Paypal ?
LMAO -Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to..
God Bless America
LMAO -Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to..
God Bless America
That site can't be for real. I'm now suddenly depressed.
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"Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet! She got her SCUBA ticket at 12 and she can pull more than her weight as crew on any kind of boat or ship. She tells us she’s tired of dry land and that’s she’s looking for a husband who works on, by or in the water."
Arrrrgh, she be a pirates bride!
QUOTE (Ruthie @ Sep 6 2007, 9:18 am)
That site is so obviously hokey.
QUOTE (silty1 @ Sep 6 2007, 9:27 am)
agree - a total scam
QUOTE (mrbrain @ Sep 6 2007, 10:04 am)
That site can't be for real. I'm now suddenly depressed.
Sadly, I believe that it is, indeed legit. Leave it to the Bible Belt to twist some obscure dozens-times-translated text and come up with this.
Coming soon: anybody for a new show on MTV: "Pimp my Bride?"
Put a smile on my face anyway.
A very quick perusal of the table at the below link shows every state except Massachuetts, New Hampshire, and Hawaii requires that you be at least 16 even with parental permission. Those three states are definitely not part of what's known as the Bible Belt.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/Table_Marriage.htm
http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/Table_Marriage.htm
QUOTE (sea-king @ Sep 6 2007, 2:04 am)
Marry my daughter
Mericans, got to admire them for being the biggest hypocrites on the planet.
Mericans, got to admire them for being the biggest hypocrites on the planet.
"There's a sucker born every minute". (PT Barnum...famous Merican)
QUOTE (bluedave @ Sep 6 2007, 9:46 am)
Put a smile on my face anyway.
That my good fellow was the whole point of it.
Actually, I think this site is pukka-gen.
So it is for really poor stupid parents of young daughters to make money selling their underage virgins to old perverted farts.
The parents have to give the company 5 percent of their asking price -- and there's no guarantee!
I am pretty sure that in Utah it is legal to marry at 14 with your parents' consent.
The parents have to give the company 5 percent of their asking price -- and there's no guarantee!
I am pretty sure that in Utah it is legal to marry at 14 with your parents' consent.
Not in Utah, but in the north east
New Hampshire isn't looking much better
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Massachusetts- Title III, Chapter 207 Male-14 k Female-12 k
New Hampshire isn't looking much better
Well I think real or not its pretty disgusting to think that 'kids' of that age should be 'married off'... they should be waiting til they're in their 20s and have experienced a bit more of the world/life before being forced to settle down!
QUOTE (Conquistador @ Sep 6 2007, 10:52 am)
A very quick perusal of the table at the below link shows every state except Massachuetts, New Hampshire, and Hawaii requires that you be at least 16 even with parental permission. Those three states are definitely not part of what's known as the Bible Belt.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/Table_Marriage.htm
http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/Table_Marriage.htm
Link does not include marriage with court approval:
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# United States: Usually 18. Most states, however, allow marriage at a younger age with parental and/or judicial consent. Some states allow marriage at a still younger age if the female is pregnant.
* Arizona: no statutory minimum, those under 18 must have parental consent, those under 16 must receive approval of a superior court judge and parental consent. (statute)
* California: no statutory minimum, those under 18 must receive approval of a superior court judge and parental consent.
* Georgia: 18 generally, 15 with parental consent, 16 without parental consent if pregnant
* Hawaii: 18, 15 with parental consent.
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* Michigan: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent. 15 and under with parental consent and probate judge approval.
* Mississippi: 21, 17 for males, 15 for females, with parental consent.
* Missouri: 18, 15 with parental consent.
* New Hampshire: 18 generally; 14 for males and 13 for females, in cases of "special cause" with parental consent and court permission.
* New York: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent, 14 with parental and judicial consent.
* North Carolina: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent, unlimited in case of pregnancy or birth of child with parental consent.
* Pennsylvania: 18 generally, 16 with Birth Certificate and written consent of parent or guardian. Anyone under the age of 16 needs parental consent and the approval of a Judge of the Orphans Court. (statute)
* Texas: 18, 14 with parental consent. Possibly younger with judicial consent or if person under 18 had previously married and divorced. Texas Family Code
* Utah: 18 generally for first marriage, 16 with parental consent, 14 with court approval or previous marriage.
* Arizona: no statutory minimum, those under 18 must have parental consent, those under 16 must receive approval of a superior court judge and parental consent. (statute)
* California: no statutory minimum, those under 18 must receive approval of a superior court judge and parental consent.
* Georgia: 18 generally, 15 with parental consent, 16 without parental consent if pregnant
* Hawaii: 18, 15 with parental consent.
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* Michigan: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent. 15 and under with parental consent and probate judge approval.
* Mississippi: 21, 17 for males, 15 for females, with parental consent.
* Missouri: 18, 15 with parental consent.
* New Hampshire: 18 generally; 14 for males and 13 for females, in cases of "special cause" with parental consent and court permission.
* New York: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent, 14 with parental and judicial consent.
* North Carolina: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent, unlimited in case of pregnancy or birth of child with parental consent.
* Pennsylvania: 18 generally, 16 with Birth Certificate and written consent of parent or guardian. Anyone under the age of 16 needs parental consent and the approval of a Judge of the Orphans Court. (statute)
* Texas: 18, 14 with parental consent. Possibly younger with judicial consent or if person under 18 had previously married and divorced. Texas Family Code
* Utah: 18 generally for first marriage, 16 with parental consent, 14 with court approval or previous marriage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age
The Texas Family Code, yee ha!
QUOTE (DDBug @ Sep 6 2007, 11:23 am)
Not in Utah, but in the north east
:oMassachusetts- Title III, Chapter 207 Male-14 k Female-12 k
New Hampshire isn't looking much better
:oMassachusetts- Title III, Chapter 207 Male-14 k Female-12 k
New Hampshire isn't looking much better
what is it in the UK ?
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# United Kingdom
* England and Wales: 18, 16 with parental consent
* Scotland: 16 (hence the tradition of couples "eloping to Gretna Green")
* Northern Ireland: 18, 17 with parental consent
* Jersey: 18, 16 with parental consent
* England and Wales: 18, 16 with parental consent
* Scotland: 16 (hence the tradition of couples "eloping to Gretna Green")
* Northern Ireland: 18, 17 with parental consent
* Jersey: 18, 16 with parental consent
Source: link above
JS, it turns out Wikipedia's source is the same table I cited above; however, there may be discrepancies between the two. One example:
QUOTE (Janx Spirit @ Sep 6 2007, 11:27 am)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age
Georgia: 18 generally, 15 with parental consent, 16 without parental consent if pregnant
http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/Table_Marriage.htm#e
Georgia: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent, with the following caveats: (e) Younger parties may obtain license in case of pregnancy or birth of child. k) Parental consent and/or permission of judge required.
TITLE 19. DOMESTIC RELATIONS
CHAPTER 3. MARRIAGE GENERALLY
ARTICLE 2. LICENSE AND CEREMONY
O.C.G.A. § 19-3-37 (2007)
§ 19-3-37. Parental consent to marriage of underage applicants; when necessary; how obtained
When parental consent required; how obtained. In cases where the parties applying for a license are 16 or 17 years of age, their ages to be proved to the judge of the probate court as provided in Code Section 19-3-36, the parents or guardians of each underage applicant shall appear in person before the judge and consent to the proposed marriage
Georgia: 18 generally, 15 with parental consent, 16 without parental consent if pregnant
http://www.law.cornell.edu/topics/Table_Marriage.htm#e
Georgia: 18 generally, 16 with parental consent, with the following caveats: (e) Younger parties may obtain license in case of pregnancy or birth of child. k) Parental consent and/or permission of judge required.
TITLE 19. DOMESTIC RELATIONS
CHAPTER 3. MARRIAGE GENERALLY
ARTICLE 2. LICENSE AND CEREMONY
O.C.G.A. § 19-3-37 (2007)
§ 19-3-37. Parental consent to marriage of underage applicants; when necessary; how obtained
When parental consent required; how obtained. In cases where the parties applying for a license are 16 or 17 years of age, their ages to be proved to the judge of the probate court as provided in Code Section 19-3-36, the parents or guardians of each underage applicant shall appear in person before the judge and consent to the proposed marriage
Well I think Cornell.edu trumps Wikipedia
Tut! Wiki is more omniscient than god itself, let alone some unknown US university
Of course if you´re Welsh or Kiwi, (which I am not) there is this. They are younger and more cuddlesome, cheaper too I should imagine.
Baaaad girls
Baaaad girls
I'm outraged by the stereotyping. Sheep don't even fancy people.
But then the sheep don´t have much of a choice, do they?
whats the legal age for sheep ,may I ask ?
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http://www.lexis-nexis.com/hottopics/gacode/default.asp
CHAPTER 3. MARRIAGE GENERALLY
ARTICLE 1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
O.C.G.A. § 19-3-2 (2007)
§ 19-3-2. Who may contract marriage; parental consent
( If either applicant for marriage is 16 or 17 years of age, parental consent as provided in Code Section 19-3-37 shall be required.
TITLE 19. DOMESTIC RELATIONS
CHAPTER 3. MARRIAGE GENERALLY
ARTICLE 2. LICENSE AND CEREMONY
O.C.G.A. § 19-3-37 (2007)
§ 19-3-37. Parental consent to marriage of underage applicants; when necessary; how obtained
When parental consent required; how obtained. In cases where the parties applying for a license are 16 or 17 years of age, their ages to be proved to the judge of the probate court as provided in Code Section 19-3-36, the parents or guardians of each underage applicant shall appear in person before the judge and consent to the proposed marriage
CHAPTER 3. MARRIAGE GENERALLY
ARTICLE 1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
O.C.G.A. § 19-3-2 (2007)
§ 19-3-2. Who may contract marriage; parental consent
( If either applicant for marriage is 16 or 17 years of age, parental consent as provided in Code Section 19-3-37 shall be required.
TITLE 19. DOMESTIC RELATIONS
CHAPTER 3. MARRIAGE GENERALLY
ARTICLE 2. LICENSE AND CEREMONY
O.C.G.A. § 19-3-37 (2007)
§ 19-3-37. Parental consent to marriage of underage applicants; when necessary; how obtained
When parental consent required; how obtained. In cases where the parties applying for a license are 16 or 17 years of age, their ages to be proved to the judge of the probate court as provided in Code Section 19-3-36, the parents or guardians of each underage applicant shall appear in person before the judge and consent to the proposed marriage
So far, I don't see anything about marriage under 16.
As for Cornell, I assume you are jesting about it being "unknown". After all, it's only on a par with Oxford University.
http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/2007/ARWU2007_Top100.htm
QUOTE (slateberry @ Sep 6 2007, 12:26 pm)
whats the legal age for sheep ,may I ask ?
To marry or shag?
You can marry them at 16 but they have to be 18 if you just want to shag them.
@ EL
dont be daft you cant marry sheep
dont be daft you cant marry sheep
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"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Beastiality & Bondage in one night. Bet he felt it worth the 50 quid.
How exactly did sea-king come across this web-site?
You don´t want to know, trust me.
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* Utah: 18 generally for first marriage, 16 with parental consent, 14 with court approval or previous marriage.
Whisky Tango Foxtrott? Time for all righteous thinking people to move to Utah and replace their lawmakers.
I think it may be pretty obvious why Ruthie and I don't live in Utah anymore . Those repeated marriages were just getting annoying
QUOTE (Conquistador @ Sep 6 2007, 12:28 pm)
So far, I don't see anything about marriage under 16.
As for Cornell, I assume you are jesting about it being "unknown". After all, it's only on a par with Oxford University.
http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/2007/ARWU2007_Top100.htm
As for Cornell, I assume you are jesting about it being "unknown". After all, it's only on a par with Oxford University.
http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/2007/ARWU2007_Top100.htm
Maybe they changed the law recently?
TEXAS §2.102 §2.101, 2.103 Male: 14; Female: 14; (consent must be given during 30 day period immediately preceding the date of application for license) Male: 18; Female: 18 Minors under 18 can petition court in his own name for permission to marry
http://law.jrank.org/pages/11840/Marriage-...quirements.html
In some states the courts can still allow an under age union as:
MISSISSIPPI 93-1-5 Male: 17; Female: 15 Male: 21; Female: 21 Minors under minimum age may obtain license with parental consent and approval of court. Minor females age 15 yrs. and older and males 17 yrs. and older but under 21 may obtain license with parental consent and court order.
Your source for Cornwall College or whatever it was called being on par with Oxford is "Copyright © 2007 Institute of Higher Education, Shanghai Jiao Tong University". Doesn't really fill one with confidence...
QUOTE (Conquistador @ Sep 6 2007, 12:28 pm)
After all, it's only on a par with Oxford University.
Also full of upper class knuts that got there cos of daddy's money and connections that want stringing from a lampost?
[img]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/02/12/ncameron112.jpg[/img]
QUOTE (Janx Spirit @ Sep 6 2007, 2:16 pm)
Your source for Cornwall College or whatever it was called being on par with Oxford is "Copyright © 2007 Institute of Higher Education, Shanghai Jiao Tong University". Doesn't really fill one with confidence...
It's globally recognised as the benchmark, albeit for you to counter it...
Academic Ranking of World Universities
But, "Oxford is a complete dump" - General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett
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