How to become a prostitute in Germany

I'm 33 and quite attractive (not a supermodel but I turn plenty of heads). Large boobs and nice figure. I'm keen to forge a part-time career as a prostitute. Anyone know how I'd go about it? Would it be a matter of just donning revealing clothes and walking up and down the street of an evening? Any idea how much I could expect to get paid for various sex acts? If anyone has used a prostitute here or been one, feel free to IM me privately. Thanks.

LOL mate! I'm pretty sure that on your side of the country there are a couple of TTers who will be willing to test you in your new part-time job.

If I were in your boobs, the logical approach I would take would be to get the local newspaper, look for the adverts, phone the numbers and just ask. Maybe some will put the phone down, but I'm sure they had to discover too. Good luck.

Danke schon. Right now I just need the money and I figure I've given it away for free before so...

Can't get enough of screwing people can you?

i like your entrepreneurial approach/solution.

You misunderstand me. I mean phone a prostitute in one of the adverts and ask her what the going rates are, how you get on the game, where best to advertise your services, what to expect and if your chances are good.

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Wouldn't she just slam the phone down or demand cash in exchange for career advice?

some people can be helpful when helping others get started. you might be surprised.

Test your wares with this guy.

I was waiting for you to post something bizarre, but this isn't even close to what I had in mind. Congratulations, you have really outdone yourself with this one.

As I said, everybody must start somewhere and so did they. You will probably find the equivalent proportion of total bitches and really nice women as you do in everyday life. What's to lose?

There are dozens of escort service companies out there recruiting girls. search it.

Look! This is Germany for goodness sake! To be a prostitute you have to have do a 3 year course followed by a six hour exam that is called a probe!
I reccomend you check in to a universititty and tell them you want a fach! You could also go to the local Fackhochschule.

don't know if officially they actually work the streets in Germany. Anyone seen them in Munich? I never have (except of course I know some people do get picked up places, like Moosy but actual streets where you see them all lined up, like in other places (can't remember exactly where I've seen them like that actually, but I have seen them).

If Berlin's like Munich, there should be some brothels which everyone knows (like here there's the, err, is it called Lustpielhaus, near BMW on Leopoldstrasse - "Sie kommen al Fremder und gehen als Freund" - I LOVE that motto...and at the Moosfeld here are about 3 on the same street)...so if I were in Munich (which I am) and looking for that kind of job (which I'm not) I'd phone or visit one of those places. Of course you would lose a commission (probably quite hefty), bu I suspect the benefits offered in terms of rates, security, marketing are wll worth it...and if you just try to set up your own streetwalking business the cops may ruin your business..?

the newspapers and local newspapers always have ads for 'models' I am sure you can contact them and set up an interview.

Get in touch with the service union ver.di for a start ... ARBEITSPLATZ PROSTITUTION

I remember that on my first trip to Berlin we walked through a very "multi-kulti" street with a considerable number of women who were just "standing there" with very few clothes on.

Moosfeld? Three? My office is right next to that street and it's amazing how that industrial area transforms into a colorful neon-lights display once the night falls.

Moosfeld! I temped for a company on that street for a while - our canteen looked right out on one of the brothel, and even at lunchtime it was fun to just stare across (better than looking at the food anyway). There was an Australian working there who told me he flew in one time latish evening and got a taxi to that street (I think there was a hotel there too), and the taxidriver thought it was a great laugh. The Aussie guy kept telling him - I WORK there, I'm staying in the hotel so I can get to work early, and the driver kept saying Ja, ja, ja and laughing: they all say that.

Naive and an attention-seeker. That's quite a dangerous combination. The world of prostitution is riddled with drugs, guns and corruption. Sure, just start walking up and down the street. Won't be long before a pimp takes action to protect his own business.

Jeses, what a timewaster.

In Munich "working the streets" is forbidden. If you want to work as a prostitute there are brothels, the most famous of them
(or notorious) is Leierkasten (http://www.der-leierkasten.de/)

You might have seen these ladies in Dirnismaning, well outside the Munich city borders, direction Garching and the funny is that "Dirne" in german means "Tart".
BTW Bella, any discount for TTers?!? eehrrr...not for me uh...for a...a...friend of mine...

I KNEW Lustspielhaus wasn't quite right (NOw I think if it, I've been to the Lustspielhaus, that's something QUITE different)! Leierkasten is the one with the motto hanging outside. And that would of course explain why I've never noticed any on the streets.

Bella: how about some tried and true marketing tricks from the loyalty campaigns:
buy one, get one free
discount packs of ten
"extras" just for regulars
maybe you could recycle the Tengelmann hearts (and once they get enough give them a free saucepan)
stamp their card (or somthing they are more likely to always have on them..) and once they have enough give them free "Pflegeprodukte"

Berlin Brothel Offers Special Deals for Virgin Customers


Maybe they like virgin prostitutes too.

"Sie kommen als Fremder, Sie gehen als Freund".
For years, every time I went to Euroindustrie for the weekly shopping, I passed by this place and asked myself what it was...so naive...it took me several years to convince myself that here this activity is perfectly legal.

Bella, don't know how long you have been in Berlin, but you MUST have seen all the prostitutes on Oranienburgerstr, they are there rain or shine after 9/10- don't know how anyone can miss them with their lovely boots/(boobs) and fanny packs may be ask one there, or pretend you want to take her home and she'll quote you the rates...

Jeebus, what a group of fuckwits on this thread, and STB really takes the cake. Get it through your head: Hollywood movies are not real. The Prostitutionsgesetz makes pimps illegal (ProG §2).

Bella: just go to a brothel and ask. You'll certainly need some sort of health certificate and regular check-ups are a must.

Fucking for money isn't the same as fucking for fun. You're there to be one to three orifices and little more. You do whatever it takes to get him off and you have no expectation whatsoever of anything being done to or for you. You'll have ugly customers, annoying customers, people you'd probably cross a street to avoid answering a question about where the nearest bus stop is. Those are the owners of the dicks which will be in your mouth and cunt. Can you deal with that?

If you can handle the disconnects it's not a bad line of work. You'll want to have a look at Madonna e.V. and Hydra e.V., two groups which help prostitutes, and you'll definitely want to spend some time looking through sexarbeiterinnen.com.

Good luck, but think over well what I wrote above.

woof.

Why was the Friday fun thread started today?? This thread made me laugh out loud.

Back in the day there was somebody on TT advertising jobs for sms sex operators. If that pays well that would be a job to consider. U r so hot. I luv 2 tlk drty. Send. No need to: get sweaty like a real prostitute, speak/listen or have a quiet space like a phone sex operator, hell you dont even need to spell properly, all "u" need is opposible thumbs. Genius really.

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Job is a job at the end of the day. What's general tipping policy in this tentative profession?

What BD said.

Work acquaintances go to FKK clubs in Frankfurt - no idea how they hire, but depending on the club, that could be an environment with some sort of supportive context. But the guys I know who go are 1) not all that attractive - physically and mentality-wise, and 2) claim they're by far the most attractive fellows in the place. Other customers they describe are ... just not appetizing. The prices seem really low - IIRC, half an hour 50 euros. A lot of unpleasant crap can happen in half an hour, and who knows what the worker's cut is?

I've only ever had sex for my own pleasure, and that's complicated enough as it is. So no advice on the physical side. But on the emotional front, be honest with yourself. If you want to do this, figure out why, and if there are other ways of getting those needs met. There are other ways of making money, so don't use that as an excuse.

Once I asked a friend of mine, a prostitute: "don't you feel ashamed in doing this?"
She looked at me, smiled and went:"I though you were a programmer"
"why, I am"
"well, well, in our culture the body is something to neglet, something dirty. The mind instead is
something precious, noble, something close to God. Now, I am selling just my body, while you are selling your mind.
Don't you feel ashamed in doing this?!"

I never asked her anything again about her job.

Do you really need it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Germany

That's rather good, and very accurate. Have I spent 20 odd years selling my brain and am I feeling like a cerebral prostitute? Who isn't fucked by the corporation they work for? Who isn't fucked by government? Do only the pimps get to be politicians? Do only the pimps get to board level? (and before anybody goes off the deep end, these are called 'questions').

Bella might have some luck Sex wanted with strangers in Berlin

I know its a bit 'with it' to say that being 'exploited' for sex isn't any different to being, say, 'exploited' by McDonalds, but I think its a bit naive to think that being a prostitute, as BD alludes to above, is comparable to you being messed around a bit by the government.

One day BR, maybe even later this year, when I'm legally unbound to tell the story, I'll post a thread that will change your mind. I can't yet, sorry.

Sin, what do you reckon, will the "I want to be a prostitute" thread and "I need to get laid in Berlin" thread merge into one single thread?

oki doki Sin

This not true I may be lonely at the moment, but I sure as shit ain´t paying for it. And yes I am a sailor. I´m also knackered as I just finished doing a spot of work for a "friend"

place a small ad for a pimp on TT.