VULVA Original is not a perfume (NSFW)

If you spend any time on MySpace or reading blogs, you've probably come across this recently. It's doing the rounds all over right now.


€19.90 for a vial. Website: www.smellmeand.com (do you see what they did there?)

Oh, and it's German too. Based out of Cologne.

Ew, that's a tad gross.

Hmmm I have a perverse friend who gets off on used knickers. Maybe this is just the present for him?

BTW I can't go to the website, its blocked at work. They have a very efficient website blocker.

Does it come in blue cheese as well?

Oh. My. God.

MadAxeMurderer, maybe try the German version, see if that site's blocked too: www.riechmichund.com

Nice shoes!

Very clever, although it works better in the German. Germans often leave out the "dot" when reading out email addresses, and the German word for "come" is "komm", so it literally reads out as riech mich und komm - smell me and come.

I prefer the original scratch-and-sniff version.

You're terrible!

What kind of business model do they have that they think that this will actually make any money?

Well I, for one, just ordered a vial. If anyone would like to sniff my vaginal juices, come to the TT party next month and I'll gladly share.

They'd better make money if I am to be employed as their expert raw concentrate collector.

I know nothing about this product but I hope the vials are extremely durable, because this is one perfume flacon you do not want to break in your pocket or bag.

LOL Ed Bob.
That one is the single most important reason for attending the party now!

i had a vulvo, but i drive a ford now

Can you a ford it?

Audi do dat?

Datsun good trick alright.

I see they're looking to expand their product range to include 'exotic' and 'eighteen'... I propose 'German vulva' with an erotic, beguiling hint of sauerkraut and beer...

Fährst du öfters ford?

Ich fahre lieber mit der Vulva...

Are they going to do an organic version... with real pubic hairs?

I'd love to know what the ingredients are ...

You must be kidding , every teenage virgin guy will want this.

Why, for a "more realistic masturbating experience???"

You're not thinking of the comic value alone...

Think "I'm drownin' in pussy here"

I smell something fishy here. Is this a wind up?

Well, it seems delivery is quite fast at least.

Ok, I suppose that there is the novelty value. But the novelty wears off. I would suspect that producing such a product would be expensive - I don't think that the costs can be covered once the novelty wears off.

contents: (largest first)

90% hot air
5% hair products
2% bitter tears
and a drop of that liquid you get after you drain a tin of tuna.

I've already bought a keg.

I heard it's quite addictive. Is this the new Crack?

Don't know what all the fuss is about. I've been happily buying beaver scent at a fraction of the cost for years.

I wonder if they used a red-head to model the scent after. Apparently one whiff can cause a city-wide orgy.

yeah. anyone can get bored of the same old crack after a while

Do you think that the creator was inspired from the orgy scene in Perfume?

I thought the English version was Smell me 'and.

Yeah, probably got the idea from Parfum, it was a German book. A bunch of us got to go to the preview at Arri Kino, there's a thread around somewhere...

And speaking as a natural redhead I can say yes, we are the original inspiration. *preen*

Oh. My. God.

Lawks, a preening redhead, avert your eyes or be lost forever.

Coming soon to a store near you...

That tin looks heavy - could cause a nasty gash if you dropped it...

Class opening line Bob, keep up the good work...

I thought that was supposed to read (in a Cockney accent) "smell me 'and", as in "smell me hand"...

That's the bootleg Spinal Tap live recording off the Smell The Glove tour?

lol!

they're bringing out a limited edition called ' sniff my finger'

This in fact beggars the question, when are they bringing out one for the ladies with the active ingredients: smegma, crusty manmuck and stale urine?
Can´t wait

Aaaah... is that the same as Castor Oil then...?

Oh.My.God.

Thats pretty gross. Are we sure it isn't a piss take thou ? I mean did anyone watch the video on the website - its friggin hysterical almost Zoolander style stuff