Random pointless comments

I once owned a Volvo V40 in sand coloured metallic paint, it had a cigarette burn on the passenger seat.

Do we need any more?

F-Sharp!

My bike has just celebrated its 21st Birthday!

My dog is green today.

If I had known then, what I know now, would I know now, what I knew then.

I'm assuming it's one of several nymphalid butterflies, such as Basilarchia astyanax (red-spotted purple), having blackish wings spotted with red, or Basilarchia arthemis (banded purple or white admiral), having brown wings banded with white, but I could be wrong.

If you collect enough belly fluff you could start knitting.

I *am* an elephant you know!

Mmmm! Cheddar cheese.

I'm as harmless as a porcupine in a marshmallow factory.

My boots are 18 years old which is the same age as an eighteen year old.

What's wrong with these people?

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

Because I want to, thats why!

I used to live in Hampton Road, Hampton, Middx, England

I will announce my retirement from International football tomorrow

life goes up and down... and then you puke

Men are like elevators - another one always comes along.

pulling hairs out of my nostrils makes me cry but gives me a strangely perverse little kick.

Say you're driving down the road in your sailboat, and the right front fender falls off. Do you stop for the green or go faster with amber?

At the end of the day, when all's said and done, what actually happens when push comes to shove?

Rinse & repeat

If symptons persist, see your Doctor

I like the "Spiderpig" song even better in German...Pass auf: es ist ein Spiderschwein!

Take two bottles into the shower? Pah! Not me, I like to wash and goooooooooooooooo.

Disintegration is the best album ever!

Domo Origato Mr Roboto >:C

This thread needs more cowbell.

Beans, beans, good for your heart. Beans, beans, make you fart.

i think dance music has been going down hill since they ditched the samples of the bloke going "oh YEAH" (as used to notable effect by Sir Timothy Mallet and Bomballurena in their seminal hit 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini')

About, about in reel and rout. The death-fires danced at night; The water, like a witch's oils, Burnt green, and blue and white

I once was a lorry driver and caught a young man masturbating in the back seat of a bus.

is purple a valid colour?

Look! A pigeon!

It feels like autumn now.

Pomegranate and aubergine should be banned as shades available for hair colourants.

In a former life I rhymed with orange.

when i walk through automatic doors it makes me feel like a jedi

Fish

Why can't you see the inside of your eyelids?

The new Lancia Delta will be the 1st Lancia to be sold in the UK for some time. The brand was withdrawn following scandalous rust issues in the late 70's early 80's. I think it looks quite alright. Good luck to Fiat I say (they own the Lancia brand FYI) and good luck to you all as well in all your new endeavours.

The lasting impression that I got from reading A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens was that women that knit are evil.

Hamburg is getting a U4 that's costing 300 million and will have the massive total of 2 stops!

"I'd rather jack" by the Reynolds Girls - a searing indictment of our modern society?

Depeche Mode are talking about anal sex right?

I like pie...

This year love parade is in Essen on 25th Aug, thats tomorrow!!

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Whatever happened to the increased lesiure time that was promised with the introduction of computers and robotics in the early eighties?