tartan
Aug 24 2007, 7:24 am
I once owned a Volvo V40 in sand coloured metallic paint, it had a cigarette burn on the passenger seat.
Panama
Aug 24 2007, 7:31 am
Do we need any more?
Tom17
Aug 24 2007, 7:34 am
F-Sharp!
Allershausen
Aug 24 2007, 7:45 am
My bike has just celebrated its 21st Birthday!
Ruthie
Aug 24 2007, 7:49 am
My dog is green today.
sea-king
Aug 24 2007, 7:53 am
If I had known then, what I know now, would I know now, what I knew then.
Johnny M
Aug 24 2007, 7:58 am
I'm assuming it's one of several nymphalid butterflies, such as Basilarchia astyanax (red-spotted purple), having blackish wings spotted with red, or Basilarchia arthemis (banded purple or white admiral), having brown wings banded with white, but I could be wrong.
Uncle Nick
Aug 24 2007, 7:59 am
If you collect enough belly fluff you could start knitting.
Tom17
Aug 24 2007, 8:04 am
I *am* an elephant you know!
righter
Aug 24 2007, 8:04 am
Mmmm! Cheddar cheese.
sarabyrd
Aug 24 2007, 8:08 am
I'm as harmless as a porcupine in a marshmallow factory.
tartan
Aug 24 2007, 8:24 am
My boots are 18 years old which is the same age as an eighteen year old.
krakp
Aug 24 2007, 8:30 am
What's wrong with these people?
thefirelane
Aug 24 2007, 8:34 am
My cat's breath smells like cat food!
dj_jay_smith
Aug 24 2007, 8:39 am
Because I want to, thats why!
tartan
Aug 24 2007, 8:41 am
I used to live in Hampton Road, Hampton, Middx, England
Beg Tets
Aug 24 2007, 8:51 am
I will announce my retirement from International football tomorrow
Welsh man
Aug 24 2007, 8:55 am
life goes up and down... and then you puke
bmessmann
Aug 24 2007, 9:08 am
Men are like elevators - another one always comes along.
worm
Aug 24 2007, 9:33 am
pulling hairs out of my nostrils makes me cry but gives me a strangely perverse little kick.
JerseyBoy
Aug 24 2007, 9:40 am
Say you're driving down the road in your sailboat, and the right front fender falls off. Do you stop for the green or go faster with amber?
FatRascal
Aug 24 2007, 9:46 am
At the end of the day, when all's said and done, what actually happens when push comes to shove?
Dafydd
Aug 24 2007, 9:51 am
Rinse & repeat
SpiderPig
Aug 24 2007, 10:03 am
If symptons persist, see your Doctor
shoestrings
Aug 24 2007, 10:05 am
I like the "Spiderpig" song even better in German...Pass auf: es ist ein Spiderschwein!
Inflatablewoman
Aug 24 2007, 10:23 am
Take two bottles into the shower? Pah! Not me, I like to wash and goooooooooooooooo.
georgiagirl
Aug 24 2007, 10:24 am
Disintegration is the best album ever!
RebellionLies
Aug 24 2007, 10:26 am
Domo Origato Mr Roboto >:C
Inflatablewoman
Aug 24 2007, 10:30 am
This thread needs more cowbell.
Dangeross
Aug 24 2007, 10:36 am
Beans, beans, good for your heart. Beans, beans, make you fart.
worm
Aug 24 2007, 10:43 am
i think dance music has been going down hill since they ditched the samples of the bloke going "oh YEAH" (as used to notable effect by Sir Timothy Mallet and Bomballurena in their seminal hit 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini')
sharpe
Aug 24 2007, 10:46 am
About, about in reel and rout. The death-fires danced at night; The water, like a witch's oils, Burnt green, and blue and white
Punchbear
Aug 24 2007, 10:47 am
I once was a lorry driver and caught a young man masturbating in the back seat of a bus.
worm
Aug 24 2007, 10:56 am
is purple a valid colour?
Beg Tets
Aug 24 2007, 10:56 am
Look! A pigeon!
HellesAngel
Aug 24 2007, 10:58 am
It feels like autumn now.
Katrina
Aug 24 2007, 11:01 am
Pomegranate and aubergine should be banned as shades available for hair colourants.
sarabyrd
Aug 24 2007, 11:02 am
In a former life I rhymed with orange.
worm
Aug 24 2007, 11:06 am
when i walk through automatic doors it makes me feel like a jedi
Kaos
Aug 24 2007, 11:08 am
Fish
Eeyore
Aug 24 2007, 11:16 am
Why can't you see the inside of your eyelids?
tartan
Aug 24 2007, 11:24 am
The new Lancia Delta will be the 1st Lancia to be sold in the UK for some time. The brand was withdrawn following scandalous rust issues in the late 70's early 80's. I think it looks quite alright. Good luck to Fiat I say (they own the Lancia brand FYI) and good luck to you all as well in all your new endeavours.
Inflatablewoman
Aug 24 2007, 11:26 am
The lasting impression that I got from reading A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens was that women that knit are evil.
jester
Aug 24 2007, 11:28 am
Hamburg is getting a U4 that's costing 300 million and will have the massive total of 2 stops!
worm
Aug 24 2007, 11:30 am
"I'd rather jack" by the Reynolds Girls - a searing indictment of our modern society?
Inflatablewoman
Aug 24 2007, 11:33 am
QUOTE (Depeche Mode)
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
Thats how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me
Will you take the pain
I will give to you
Again and again
And will you return it
Depeche Mode are talking about anal sex right?
shoestrings
Aug 24 2007, 11:41 am
I like pie...
tuco
Aug 24 2007, 11:59 am
This year love parade is in Essen on 25th Aug, thats tomorrow!!
Lorelei
Aug 24 2007, 12:09 pm
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gideon
Aug 24 2007, 12:35 pm
Whatever happened to the increased lesiure time that was promised with the introduction of computers and robotics in the early eighties?
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