Tournament Report - Munich PiratesCologne 3 - Pirates 3And so the first match for the Pirates. Nerves were apparent, especially as Cologne is a team with a reputation for speed and skill, so no, not really what a new team would have liked for a first match. But deep was dug and a more than respectable scoreline came out of it. Shock all round at not having actually lost, but tartan, our Mental Genius kept spirits up in a different form than usual (i.e. not liquid) and got the team thinking as one. Subs were starting to flow and the belief kicked in. Lassie showed that several months of
beer and pies forced rest do not unmake a player. Discipline excellent, top support from the sidelines, Kin's battle-cry yelling inspirational, surprised other team did not burst into tears at aural assault. If any Pirate can name the scorers, please do, thanks.
Zurich 7 - Pirates 1Yeah. Sometimes you have to lose. But it is easier to swallow when the win goes to the better team, as was the case here. Zurich were organised, fast, skilled. Was later told that Zurich is effectively the Swiss national side. Think Randygam scored the try for Pirates, that boy's good some speed on him. minigirl excellent on centre, great calling there! FatRascal was also in fine voice. Lost AnRa to injured ankle, far be it from me to criticise a ref
*innocent look* but not stopping the game to have AnRa carried off wasn't great. Real shame for him as he'd had some cracking moves on beforehand. This match also featured another travesty in reffing with me trying to make a try-saving touch with my chin to a boot. Thankfully, nothing broken, just a bit of a bruise and a story for the grandkids.
Bugger it, Zurich deserved to win (not least for having the nicest kit of any team) and Pirates can be proud of not giving away any silly penalties for mouthing off. Especially with IW, Lassie and me on the pitch...
Pirates 2 - Berlin 1 Munich Pirates finest match. It was like playing on air, Beth was stunning - fast, end-to-end and hands that caught the lot. Myles77 and Patrick twistly using the whole of the pitch, Nicole and Alix had the positioning down, tartan was quick and smart, Kin went for any gaps, IW & FR solid as always, pushing everyone onwards and causing Berlin no end of trouble, including forced errors.
30m in penalties? Thank you very much.
Derek (a ref) getting pinged for lip? Oh yeah. For many this was the moment of the match, or even the
day.
What needs to be mentioned here is the quality of the 3-man drives, yes Pirates did not always make the best of the end zone but they were getting up there in 3 touches, was a joy to watch, full sixes were made, few, if any, dropped balls either. Skills on wheels (or legs, really).
A deserved win and big grins all round.
Pirates finished third in group 1 on points difference - later told than 1 try made the difference, but bugger it.
5th/6th Playoff: Pirates 2 - Vienna 6Tiredness started to show and Vienna were good enough to capitalise on that with strong attacks towards the wings. Pirates managed to keep their heads up, even though it was often difficult and the half-time talking help lift us.
Think scorers for us were Randygam and Patrick (?), hard game but we did our best. Discipline held up, we've got to be proud of that, defence was pretty good, Vienna are a quick team, we may not be, but there's no shame in that.
Rest of team laughed as I said I didn't mind losing as I'd got big hugs from the
Austrian Brothers of Choice at end ha ha ha *blush*
Thus the Pirates became landlubbers again and turned their telescopes towards Team
Arseholes, sorry, Awesome.

We came, we sang "Simon, Simon, give us a wave, Simon!" - and he did. Both of them.
We cheered and did Mexican waves and did not spill our beers. Mostly.
We beamed with pride when they won as in a way we had too.
And seeing Beth get the recognition from her fellow Pirates for a tournament well-played was a fine thing to see.
Congratulations Team Awesome - let's do it all again in Berlin (I'll wear a chin guard tho)!
Final scores for all games were as follows (include -4 tries for teams where applicable):
Munich PiratesGroup games
Cologne 3 - Pirates 3
Zurich 7 - Pirates 1
Pirates 2 - Berlin 1
Pirates finished third in group 1 on points difference
5th/6th Playoff
Pirates 2 - Vienna 6
Munich AwesomeGroup games
Awesome 3 - Vienna 2
Awesome 6 - Frankfurt 5
Awesome 11 - Prague -2
Awesome finished top of group 2
Semi Final
Awesome 7 - Cologne 3
Final
Frankfurt 2 - Awesome 7
(cheers seb)
And now for the Oscar-winner speechy bit:
Big thanks to all that played, who watched, who took photos, who gave their time and sleep and previously unlined skin to organise the lot, who cooked, served beer, tallied the cash, did the sums, talked the talk, drove the cars, sent the mails, pressed the flesh, kicked the arses, forced the water down our necks (cheers to the real Oscar!) and made the day what it was.
We salute you.