QUOTE (Corcaigh @ Aug 7 2007, 6:29 pm) 
Super Timmeh
QUOTE (Timmeh @ Aug 7 2007, 6:30 pm)
Just Timmeh is ok, I'm not a superhero until 8pm weekdays
Classic!
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Favourite comebacks posted to TT
Examples of quality repartee
First up:
Classic!
Classic!
That will get confusing. If we say Just Timmeh all the time, it will eventually get shortened to JT. And I will start to think Justin Timberlake is on board.
Always thought JT stood for John Thomas
Oh bugger, it's that kind of comeback. I was hoping Don Riina had returned to the fold.
Repartee would have been a better word.
You are a mod, change the title. I am sure that I will have a good rapartee if you do.
QUOTE (crusoe @ Aug 7 2007, 7:59 pm)
I was hoping Don Riina had returned to the fold.
He was good! Where's he gone?
Away.
Fallen Angel, I want to say I understand that thread . . . but I just don't! Is cooking being used as a metaphor for TT? Will he ever come back?
Bet his beans on toast was crap anyway !
QUOTE (Komland @ Aug 7 2007, 8:07 pm)
He was good! Where's he gone?
The same goes for Bell the cat and Psioni
You surely are not putting the great don in the same category as psioni?
I wonder if the Don has just gone off on holiday? He posted his flounce thread in the cooking forum, with the title: "I'm giving up cooking, goodbye, Food flounce" which kinda suggests he just got fed up with cooking. Nothing about giving up super-awesome light sabres and all that shit.
The Don can't cook, you all are just fooled by his hating everything. Hell, I have heard that he even loves the Wokman and is seen there regularly!
As for Bell the Cat, I think he's still around, just doesn't post as much as he used to.
There have been quite a few like that, who join TT, and post such vast quantities of stuff every day that you wonder how they find the time to eat and sleep, let alone earn a living. They keep it up for a few weeks or months, maybe even a year or so, then suddenly sink into semi-oblivion. I guess real life just catches up with them.
Or do they join some kind of TT-aholics Anonymous self-help group?
There have been quite a few like that, who join TT, and post such vast quantities of stuff every day that you wonder how they find the time to eat and sleep, let alone earn a living. They keep it up for a few weeks or months, maybe even a year or so, then suddenly sink into semi-oblivion. I guess real life just catches up with them.
Or do they join some kind of TT-aholics Anonymous self-help group?
The meetings are Mo-Tu-Wed-Thr and Sunday.
I don't know where the don's gone... but I miss him.
QUOTE (eurovol @ Aug 7 2007, 8:34 pm)
he even loves the Wokman and is seen there regularly!
what licking the window on the abandoned store?
You saw him there too!
it closed, so must be his ghost there.
How did my comeback post of the year go to an ode to don thread?
Stupid thread to begin with...
I nominate Comeback of the year one
Tops my list thus far.
QUOTE (jeremy @ Aug 22 2007, 1:11 am)
Man, cleaning up Toytown next morning after you have spouted your vitriolic comments and attacks must be a bit like cleaning a pub toilet.
And my cockbanging response to conspiracy madness gets passed up for this?
Back to bangin the lad off the keyboard...
Back to bangin the lad off the keyboard...
I'm intrigued. What do you mean by a comeback?
God when I've installed my Win98 TWAINs on my old laptop I am off to bed...
God when I've installed my Win98 TWAINs on my old laptop I am off to bed...
QUOTE (jeremy @ Aug 22 2007, 1:44 am)
I'm intrigued. What do you mean by a comeback?
riposte, reply
QUOTE (jeremy @ Aug 22 2007, 1:44 am)
I'm intrigued. What do you mean by a comeback?
That's what sub-titles are for.
QUOTE (berny @ Aug 24 2007, 12:19 am)
may bosco haunt your dreams.
is up there with "You, Sir, are a wanker" in TT abuse terms.
Good work there fella.
QUOTE (GreenTea @ Aug 7 2007, 8:41 pm)
They keep it up for a few weeks or months, maybe even a year or so, then suddenly sink into semi-oblivion. I guess real life just catches up with them.
i disagree with you here. they stop posting because they receive threatening and horrible pms. unlike others (especially those writing these pms), they have a life and TT is not their main source of 'human' interaction. good on them.
QUOTE (Conquistador @ Aug 22 2007, 11:18 pm)
I guess we should have sent Bin Laden and the Taliban flowers, eh?
QUOTE (ollie @ Aug 23 2007, 8:17 am)
You still can send them flowers. They are still there. If you actually every manage to find find Bin laden, you can send him flowers too.
Good retort in my opinion.
The final quote is brilliant:
QUOTE (sea-king @ Aug 19 2007, 11:19 am)
I am bored, bored, bored, bored,bored, bored, bored, bored,bored, bored, bored, bored,bored, bored, bored, bored and fucking horny as well. Any offers?
QUOTE (Yeti @ Aug 19 2007, 11:20 am)
Talk to the hand.
QUOTE (sea-king @ Aug 19 2007, 11:21 am)
Yours?
QUOTE (Yeti @ Aug 19 2007, 11:22 am)
No, I'm not that bored.
QUOTE (sea-king @ Aug 19 2007, 11:24 am)
Pity, you could wear a glove if you want.
QUOTE (Yeti @ Aug 19 2007, 11:28 am)
Only if it has sequins.
Yes, I have come to respect the abominable one for his quick refrains. One of the few that I think considers this an art form.
"We-want-to-see-a-batt-le-of-ree-par-tea-between-Yay-tea-and-Punch-beer!"
QUOTE (eurovol @ Dec 4 2007, 12:32 pm)
I got into a BMW taxi once. It was not comfortable.
QUOTE (Owain Glyndwr @ Dec 4 2007, 12:33 pm)
probably cos that massive chip on your shoulder meant you couldn't lean back into the seat properly.
QUOTE (thefirelane @ Dec 12 2007, 3:28 pm)
Sin, I didn't know you also did Johnny Cochran impersonations.
QUOTE (Sin @ Dec 12 2007, 4:24 pm)
I don't know who Johnny Cochran is, so he must be impersonating me.
QUOTE (Sin @ Dec 23 2007, 11:19 am)
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What's the problem with asking on TT about the ins and outs of prostitution?
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This is comedy gold.
Agreed JE. I believe there should be a category in the annual awards for such a fine retort, and I'd like to nominate Fallen 'Oo-er missus' Angel forthwith. Well done girl. Smirk City here.
Thank you, GreenTea, for drawing my attention to a potentially silly thread. The repartée is remarkable for precision and speed.
QUOTE (Timmeh @ Dec 17 2007, 5:58 pm)
What would Jebus do?
QUOTE (Fulbright @ Dec 17 2007, 5:58 pm)
Weep, he always does.
QUOTE (ryhntyntyn @ Dec 27 2007, 7:31 pm)
Sorry Fribble. You are out of your league. Just stop typing. You are embarrassing yourself. If everything that's come out about your whinghey white bread ass wasn't true you wouldn't be so hot to defend yourself and the the rest of your bitches. The more you protest the more you prove me right. So type on, or shut the fuck up. Either way, I win and you whinge.
QUOTE (Fribble @ Dec 27 2007, 7:37 pm)
Don't apologize; I certainly don't. As an elitist, I freely encourage those with lesser mental and emotional endowments to express themselves, even though the result is somewhat inconsequential to the advancement of humankind, and often rather silly. I am quite sure that my bitches will back me up on this at our next khaki pants and SUVs luncheon, and we will all be rather mock offended at your language and yet secretly turned on at the aggression we've managed to provoke in the lower classes. Sex that evening with our white collar husbands will be divine. I for one might even go on top.
classic!
Mods, feel free to surgically remove the second half of this thread to begin a new thread entitled, "Comeback of the year 2008".
First nomination:
First nomination:
QUOTE (lilplatinum @ Feb 15 2008, 4:17 pm)
We need them to keep the queen of england out of our faces and to hunt todays modern super-animals like the 'electric eel' and the 'flying squirell'
QUOTE (Eleanor Rigby @ Feb 15 2008, 4:19 pm)
Queen doof! Guns doof! Squirrels doof!
surely that wouldn't make the top 500 though, would it?
It would if she had included "Cen doof".
I just saw this one:
QUOTE (Lavender Rain)
I presume he's dead as he's been missing for quite some time. If he is dead, he died doing something he loved doing and that's not a bad way to go.
QUOTE (worm)
true. unless he plummeted screaming out of the air in a hideous fireball and then lay smouldering and half concious on the ground as vultures pecked out his liver
From "Protesting Kosovo independence Sat. 23.Feb.2008"
QUOTE (Bato @ Feb 20 2008, 10:48 pm)
So on Sunday they have proclaimed independence. This move is simply put illegal and all the countries that recognize this one-sided independence are in fact breaking the law.
QUOTE (KingBilly @ Feb 20 2008, 11:07 pm)
Declarations of independence always are. Next.
QUOTE (krishnan_nandini @ Mar 6 2008, 6:08 pm)
give me 1 euro
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Mar 6 2008, 6:19 pm)
Krishnan, will you take a half smoked Marlboro and a smack in the back of your dumbass head?
Sorry, this one had me guffaw out loud.
QUOTE (BattalionBoy @ Mar 16 2008, 11:00 pm)
LR how often do you have sex? - I only ask this so kumbaya knows what is considered normal for a married woman.
QUOTE (Lavender Rain @ Mar 16 2008, 11:01 pm)
Why don't you try calling your mother and asking her this question!
QUOTE (BattalionBoy @ Mar 16 2008, 11:05 pm)
My mother was never a married woman.
QUOTE (SpiderPig @ Mar 17 2008, 8:41 pm)
What happened to all the sarcasm?
QUOTE (Sin @ Mar 17 2008, 8:45 pm)
Are you accessing this forum by braille?
With regard to the international protocols for stalkers.
QUOTE (worm @ Mar 19 2008, 4:38 pm)
I spend my evenings crying and masturbating in a hedge whilst watching editor bob through an upstairs window.
QUOTE (Katrina @ Mar 19 2008, 4:48 pm)
He'll never notice you unless you are wanking into an empty Pot Noodle. It's the international sign, you know.
and in the Question and Answer section:
QUOTE (AfroKomb @ Apr 6 2008, 9:48 pm)
What is the ideological difference between the Swastika and the Confederate Flag that makes one legal/socially accepted and the other the opposite?
QUOTE (boomtown_rat @ Apr 6 2008, 9:50 pm)
6 million Jews?
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