The final quote is brilliant:
QUOTE (sea-king @ Aug 19 2007, 11:19 am)

I am bored, bored, bored, bored,bored, bored, bored, bored,bored, bored, bored, bored,bored, bored, bored, bored and fucking horny as well. Any offers?
QUOTE (Yeti @ Aug 19 2007, 11:20 am)

Talk to the hand.
QUOTE (sea-king @ Aug 19 2007, 11:21 am)

Yours?
QUOTE (Yeti @ Aug 19 2007, 11:22 am)

No, I'm not that bored.
QUOTE (sea-king @ Aug 19 2007, 11:24 am)

Pity, you could wear a glove if you want.
QUOTE (Yeti @ Aug 19 2007, 11:28 am)

Only if it has sequins.