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Female traffic police officers - lovely!

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jeremy
Aren't they called Polizistin(nen)?

Okay so I am driving left out of a T junction a few mornings ago, when I see this somewhat attractive policewoman about 40ish stopping the traffic.

My door opens (cos the electric fensterheber is kaputt)

(in German)

"Your window is broken"

"Yes but I am about to sell this car today"

"From next Tuesday school starts. Drive slowly"

"But I always do"

"That's what they all say"

"But I cannot drive very fast in this Ford Fiesta anyway"

Haven't they got anything better to do, like solving crimes etc., than to tell drivers to drive slowly?

Lovely thing, dressed in a leather jacket. Perhaps she had long hair which if she had removed her hat in slow motion would have carelessly fallen around her shoulders.

Made my day it did. Hope to get stopped more often by these ladies! biggrin.gif
pepper
I've come to the conclusion, if there is money to be made, forget the crime. They would sooner grab the double parkers, speeders, etc than actually do real work !
grtho
It's a big thing when school starts, cos many more kids walk to school here.

Better a piggette gives you a thrill than all the kids get driven to school by mum in a SUV like in Britain I reckon.
margret
A female police officer was bitten by a "Rentner" - senior citizen near Landsberg,
when she stopped him, because he did not wear a safety belt. When arrested, he blamed this on low blood sugar. Is there a mecial link between low blood sugar and cannibalism? Never heard of it.

The (Stepford?) wife of a Munich soccer celebrity team doc was stopped in Grünwald for an alcohol test. She did not feel up to it, which the female police officer evidently did not accept. Therefore the female police officer was beaten on the back in the head by the her. She blamed this on medical drugs.
Graham
ok sexy women in uniforms...almost as good as dirndl.

back to work Graham!!!
eurovol
I will have to say that the women officers here are lovelier than those manly-man types bck in the states. Now if they could just wear Star Trek style uniforms...
grtho
Similar point of view from the other team too: I don't like cops at all but I'll drop my politics for a hunky chunky Bavarian in a policeman's uniform!
Graham
was just getting into blond large breasted bavarian mädels in Star TRek uniforms when Grtho had to go and mention hunky chunky bavarian policeMEN.

UGH

fantasy gone in the blink of an eye. mad.gif
Keydeck
By special request... wink.gif

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grtho
You should be doing some work young man, not letting your peversions run wild in a "Blonde busty Bavarian policewoman protects the galactic highway in girl on girl Star trek" fantasy ! tongue.gif
Graham
thanks Grtho Fantasy back! Girl on Girl betwenn busty bavarian policewomen and blond busty girl in Star TRek uniform. Thats more like it.

really must do some work. (throws cold water in face)
eurovol


Now just imagine the girl on the horse with this protector of the galaxy tongue.gif
Graham
stop it all of you. must finish my work soon so ican go home. this is totally distracting!
eurovol
Or perhaps this lovely starship trooper with toys too?

kitkat64
I have said many times in the three years that I've been in Munich, that it must be a prerequisite for the job to be good-looking - like 85% of the policemen and women that I have seen are very attractive. And that's because, in the States, the only people who are cops are the kids that everyone picked on in school - that's why they get no respect.

Here, they're just so damn good lookin!
eurovol
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cops are the kids that everyone picked on in school

laugh.gif I have always thought the same thing! But seems to be mostly in the south though, as I have seen some fairly good looking Maryland lady cops. Once you cross that Mason-Dixon line, the ugly is on them like white on rice. wink.gif
Keydeck
Bit of cross-mojination!

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kitkat64
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Once you cross that Mason-Dixon line, the ugly is on them like white on rice. 

Nope, it's not just in the South - they're all like that up North too.
kaiserf
Thinking of this thread (or a similar one) I tried my hand at romancing of these gorgeous young ladies in the U-Bahn the other night...unfortunately all I got out of it was a complementary pat down and a few good laughs! biggrin.gif
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