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President Bush to undergo medical procedure

Dick Cheney will be in charge for a day

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Sin
Bush to undergo medical procedure

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US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.

Now I understand why brain surgeons are involved.
Yeti
Duck !
PES
Shit. Am I sleeping?
Sin
I'm still trying to work out how they're going to get a CT scanner up his arse.
Aelfwynn
I told my mother about this headline, and her response was "now's our chance, impeach him!" (meaning Cheney)
eurovol
I was going to post this under the heading "Bush gets it up the ass at Camp David while Cheney is left in charge to screw everyone else".
Oh well, here is my toast to Bush: Up Yours!
Sin
It's a terrible dilemna for us all: The op is successful (but obviously hoping for some extreme discomfort) and we're just a little safer than... if the op goes horribly wrong and Dickie takes over, in which case we're all fucked.
PES
So his dance with death changed his heart?
PES
QUOTE (Sin @ Jul 20 2007, 10:02 pm) *
in which case we're all fucked.

Haven't we been for the last years???
eurovol
Dude, we been fucked since the SC crowned the second coming of King George.
PES
Long before...
silty1
Why does he need to have that done? He's already a perfect asshole.
luvlein
Is he following in Fidel's footsteps?
NOFXmike
I think we need to shove a lot more up his ass that just that...
Yeti
So shoving something up Georgies afterburner temporarily transfers power to the vice-president, sort of like shoving a bent paperclip into a cd-rom drive?

The Beeb needs some TT mods to change the wording.
Crawlie
George only went to the doctor's complaining of a soar throat.. I guess if you talk out of your arse all of the time then this is to be expected
eurovol
ohmy.gif
Crawlie made a funny and it was a good one.
Run for the hills people, the world is coming to an end. wink.gif
BadBob


DrivinWest
Electric milk!

I fucking love Red State Update.
Jules Winnfield
The part where they talk about Bush taking one for the team in Cuba is gold.

Who the hell are these guys?
Bumpy
Muuuhahhahhahh, my plan is succeeding perfectly! It won't be long now!

* Wrings hands *
eurovol
QUOTE (Jules Winnfield @ Aug 13 2007, 6:38 pm) *
The part where they talk about Bush taking one for the team in Cuba is gold.

Who the hell are these guys?

They are/were two DJs/actors/commentators/comedians in the Nashville, Tennessee area. Murfreesboro to be exact. At least that is what I came up with about three years ago.

They have come a long way and are now featured on Salon.com each week and they may be headed to Comedy Central in the near future.

Their satire trashes everyone and it is a total mocking of red-staters which is kind of funny since the slug posts them like there is no tomorrow.

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/07/31/vide...utube-walk-out/

This is their site, but the older stuff is no longer there.

They are associated with these guys (also comedians) somehow: http://www.geocities.com/travisandjonathan/ and Nashville Community Access TV.
sea-king
I can only imagine that most ex-pat Americans would like to say this to GWB.

eurovol
QUOTE (Jules Winnfield @ Aug 13 2007, 6:38 pm) *
Who the hell are these guys?

I first posted them over a year ago. I think the slug "found" them through this post of their skit on Neil Young.
QUOTE (eurovol @ May 5 2006, 10:03 am) *
It could be worse, it could be Celine Dion.
Pink "Dear Mr. President".

Red State Update.
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