Watch out for good-looking thieves!

I don't know how many of you shop at Lidl, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me last week at Lidl on the east side of Munich and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20- to 25-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Lidl.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one starts ripping your clothes off stealing your wallet in the process.

Mine got stolen on Tuesday. Also on Wednesday and Friday.

Saturday even twice! (I couldn't make it on Thursday)

Lidl should offer you a flatrate.

Oh Eric ...

Man, I almost fell on my back from your last two lines.

The old jokes are still the best ones eh?

Wasn't this posted before?

More than likely, it's ancient.

I hope your gf doesn't know about this.

They've hit Lidl now? Last year it was Tengelmann. Hopefully they'll be coming to Rewe next.

For an experience like that I'd almost give them my wallet!!