The boys are back in town, part IV

Mick:



David:

who is the david?

Erm... Is this the "male minger" competition?

Wiki: David Gest

Scogs I cannot help it if you don't read newspapers or watch TV. That is David Gest, celeb husband (or ex??) of Liza Minneli. Also bats for the other team (allegedly).

Wow that was REALLY hard, but although it hurts my eyes to look at Hucknall at least his ugliness is all natural whereas Gest's is man made...
My other male mingers choices would have been people like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Justin Timberlake...

Oh him? He was on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

Double-chin portliness battle? What are the parameters here?

Shit. I am gonna be in trouble again with the PC brigade 'cos Gest is clearly carrying a few pounds and I am therefore still only picking "fat" people in these polls.

I think Round V will need to be a special skinny mingers to compensate.

Probably best you don't call it 'round 5' either, maybe 'group 5' would be more PC...

Try DJ Qualls vs John Goodman.

Are we voting for who looks better or worse?

That was also my question...

Perhaps the question is Who would you shag if you had to do one of them?

Renia !

Make sure you haven't recycled all your paper bags beforehand.

Why, so I can put one over their head?

And one for yourself in case their's falls off.

You might want to give them bigger sunglasses as well, or a full face motorcycle helmet, with a tinted visor.

Actually, pay someone else to do it, money well spent.

Would work for the hetero- women and homo- males, but not for us hetero- males, I think...

Just means you really have to choose well...

Its a tough call.

For the girls they have the added complication that although Mick is experienced there is the nightmare possibililty of being impregnated with a ging alien.

For the boys we could argue that Gest being a famous whoopsie will know his way correctly around the equipment.

This isn't a fair competition. It's a nobody against a somebody. Being a pop-star with a great voice makes a guy automatically attractive, even if you are a pudgy greying ginga.
Besides, you've made it unclear as to whether we're voting for best or worst. I bet half the votes are for best.

Any minute now and you will be saying this whole poll was a badly thought out and ill-organised exercise in pointlessness.

No, I wouldn't say that. These polls are the most interesting thing in my day so far. That isn't saying much, but still. Just this one isn't too fair. Give us another, eh? Just make it a fair fight.

went for Mike, he may be a ginger minger but at least he doesn't get slapped around by his mrs