Celebrity ming-off, part I

As it sounds. Reverse of our normal polls. Please pick the worst of the two.

I can see there only being one winner this contest

Ask a mod to fix the poll innit.
Any thank Goddess Aretha I is a puff cos they both look minging there.

Celine cuz she has a minging personality as well as looking minging. she's the whole ming package.

JE you've had the distinct pleasure of missing out on The Gossips msinger. She outmings Kelly every time.

Kelly for being a minger and having zero talent apart from being available for the opening of anything down to an envelope as far as i can make out.

Poll fixed and vote tally put back to zero.

Thanks Showem. Worried about setting the next one up now! and I am supposed to be able to build websites but I just cannot do a poll.

To be fair, and to protect the faint hearted, both shots should be from the same distance. Kelly is much too close to the camera.

Not so. She just has an unfeasibly large head.

And before you ask I was not in LA anytime in the 80's.

Cause she's overweight? At least she doesn't try to be something she's not, I like her 'I don't give a flying f*ck attitude!

Celine because she moans and complains about having troubles conceiving naturally. Of course, lady, you're about 30% under weight, your body is protecting you from yourself. Gain some weight so you don't look like you've just been saved from an Ethiopian refugee camp and you could have babies galore.

I declare Kelly an easy winner. Next round coming but mods will need to help me with the poll function.

aaaaaargh in a bizzare twist of fate flipping Celine's on the radio now signing 'I'm alive'. it sounds like someone throwing a load of saucepans down the stairs. groo.

Overweight's an understatement - she's got more rolls than a bakery.

I think artistic merit doesn't fall within the remit of a Celebrity Ming-Off and simply isn't shallow enough a criteria by which to judge a contestant. God love her, but she's a Minger.

Oh I don't even like her or her music I just wondered if being overweight automatically makes someone a minger?
I find Celine a lot grosser in looks and personality... Kelly just needs make up remover and a new attitude...

Yeah and she doesn't even try to hide them

It is my belief that really overweight people show a lack of respect for themselves. How can you respect somebody that doesn't respect themselves?

But, I think that she should try.

In that case, the same rule applies to anorexics then...

Diane, sounds like you're obsessing a bit there on the ol' size issue. It's a Ming-poll and it's bound to be merciless.

I know that but there's plenty of mingers roaming around of all shapes and sizes

Did somebody call?

Absolutely!!! I couldn't agree more!!!