Madeleine McCann jokes

Mr. Chips wouldn't get involved in something like that - he'd make Roy do it for him. Has anybody searched Walker's gaffe? Has anybody noticed that that Robert Murat is an anagram of 'Batter Rumor'? It's a conspiracy - Mr Chips, Roy Walker and the Illuminati have got her. She may even be the Holy Grail (according to the Daily Mail and Express she almost certainly IS the Holy Grail. Well, her or Lady Di).

And Madeleine McCann is an anagram of Nice Clean Madmen which is clearly a reference to the Illuminati.

And the All Seeing Wonky Eye. Well, it makes perfect sense doesn't it?

Yeh, he tried but then realized Nixon didn't have a heart...

Careful Keydeck - the FBI will be looking for you RIGHT NOW. Call David Icke and go into hiding - the lizard men won't be far behind you!

You can all hold each others hands.

On the way... toooo HEEEELLLLLL!!!

Yeah the devils got a dildo with ya name on it
He gonna take it out the cupboard for you
He grease it up like a Sunday roast
And stick it in the place you pooh.

He gonna stick it there for an eternity or twooooooo.

Beadle for a roommate
Britton for a bed
Minipops on heavy rotation
On the headphones in your head.

Worst. Limerick. Ever.

Jesus PB, even Roy would look upon that one aghast.

"Damn you Chips" he'd say "Damn your eyes you devilish little yellow robotic bastard. Give us back Maddie and take me...CHIPS!!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!"

then the buzzer would cut in. Well, I say buzzer, but it sounded more like the hopes of all humanity being fired into the void...anyway, whatever that was would cut in, and Deirdre from Barnsley would say "Brown Girl in the Ring, Roy?" and Roy'd be brought back to Earth with a thump. "It's good...but it's not Right. Deirdre? You're back in play. Say what you see"

"I see hell. Hell on Earth." Ian, an overweight welder from Sunderland, would say, and Roy would just nod, quietly weeping.

This is the straw Mr. Chips used to suck up all of Roys tears. We know them as the constellation Vegrandis Crocus Concubitus.

Technically, that wasn't a limerick. But it did suck granite badger balls through the straw pictured above.

Although this post is probably somewhat belated, I have been visiting and only just noticed the forum. I started reading the posts for and against the jokes posted here, and it was enjoyable and I laughed on many occasions. Unless you have an understanding of the human psyche. More accurately of why human beings joke and make light of tradgedies, you are then unfortunately posting a comment riddled with ignorance. I don't feel bothered by the abduction of madeleine mccann, I dont have to justify this but for arguments sake its purely on the basis that it's a little girl who may or may not have been abducted or murdered by her parents. I will however admit that this case holds a great deal of interest to me because i have always thought it was her parents who did it. If it wasn't her parents who did it then the word 'LOL' is pretty much the only accurate description of their parenting skills. Why so much money was wasted on a case that will probably never be solved is beyond me. One girl dies and all this money could have been better spent saving 100 children that have a chance of being saved. Although I may sound opinionated, I hate do good'ers, They make life almost unbareable. I guess you should have paid more attention to this case, life is too short, so leave us to laugh at other peoples expenses and live your life in an ignorant bliss. Each to their own.