Madeleine McCann jokes

This is just shocking... shockingly entertaining. After all, if you can't laugh at other people's misfortune, what can you do? It's the English way.

Most of the Maddie jokes I've heard are recycled, but I like your limerick. There's something about that five line rhyming prose that can make anything entertaining, even filicide / gross negligence / whatever you want to believe. OK, I'll give it a shot:

There once was a girl from UK
She had such a terrible day
Over-sedated
Then heavily weighted
And sent for a swim in the bay

Damn, I'm going straight to hell. But at least then I'll finally be able to meet the McCanns.

By the way, if anyone is unclear on the definition of "filicide", just look it up on Google:

Comic Booed for Madeline & Rhys joke.

And the joke was -

Which I think is pretty mild compared to some of the stuff written in this thread.

All it takes is a few Daily Mail readers in the audience and jokes like that won't be appreciated...

What are Daily Mail readers doing in a comedy club anyway? Shouldn't they be at home watching Bruce Forsyth?

Depends which night STB - Tuesdays they're mostly out wearing pillow cases on their heads burning shit down.

Haggis Junior is reading the 7th Harry Potter book and just sent me an SMS:
"Maddy ... uh, Moody dead."

I find it hard to believe there are jokes regarding this girl who is missing.
If it was YOUR child, I think this thread will be very painful.

I guess the parents of Maddie will not read this, but then again ...
I find it sick! ( as one who HAS a child).

you're new here aren't you dino

By the by, I hear Jose Mourinho wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen in the UK again. The McCanns have aparrently offered to help.

As pointed out by HellesAngel. This is hilarious.

More.

First it's the supermarkets and now it's the German press. You've not noticed a goosestep slipping in when you walk to the Ubahn have you?

Now that is hilarious. The Sun complaining about the bad taste journalism of other publications.

Its only cos they didnt think of it first.

How about a remake...

or...

These are so sick I am have stich from Laughing