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Madeleine McCann jokes

British kid with a wonky eye, lost in Portugal

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Ruthie
I think everyone has the right to voice their opinions of this thread, and if you don´t like something, you can definitely still read it and comment on it!

I forgot to say in my previous post that most kids are abused by family members so it never gets out. In this case it just so happens that the child was most likely abducted by a stranger, which makes it sensational. I hate to say it, but odds are she was raped and killed. Or killed and raped.
Will2Write
@Ruthie... I think you digressed a fair bit with your post... this thread is not about denial of child abuse... it is not about using humour to cover up the horror and cope with it... it is purely about inappropriate jokes, nothing more. Some of us obviously think it is pathetic to find humour in something so tragic. Basically it boils down to this... where humour is concerned, is nothing out of bounds?
BadDoggie
I hate to say it, but odds are she was raped and killed. Or killed and raped.
Yes, because raping a three-year-olds is so common and easy to do. Under-12 rape only accounts for about 12% of rape claims (not convictions which is lower), and under-9 is extremely rare, for the same reason it's extremely difficult to park a Cadillac in a closet.

Who's odds/statistics are you quoting? Any particular government agency's, some NGO, or do they come from some professor of makeshitupology?

woof.
Ruthie
I was trying to explain why people might tell these jokes, and why it may not be all bad...so I think that wasn´t too much of a digression...though you are right, I am assuming that Madeleine has been raped or otherwise abused, which may not be the case.

Maybe Madeleine was bought by the rich parents from a poor Ukrainian woman who needed the money to pay for her mother´s heart transplant, and now she has kidnapped her child so it can grow up back home in the Ukraine with her real family...so then the thread wouldn´t be about sexual abuse.
Will2Write
On saying that, the whole religious element of this case is making a mockery of things. I can fully understand some of the comments directed at the parents, having the Pope bless the girl's photo etc. As for child abuse at the hands of a family member... equally as disturbing as this case. But everyone to their own style of humour... I shall gracefully bow out of this thread.
Ruthie
THE RAPE CLAIMS ARE SO RARE BECAUSE THESE KIDS CANNOT SPEAK; OR THEY CANNOT DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM; OR THEY ARE SO TRAUMATIZED THAT THEY LATER CAN´T REMEMBER IT:

YES; PARKING A CADILLAC IN A CLOSET IS POSSIBLE IT IS JUST VERY PAINFUL -- BADDOGGIE DO NOT GET ME STARTED:
Ruthie
Molestation is also not just limited to penile penetration of the vagina -- did that ever occur to you?
Grinner
This is getting out of hand...

This is a Thread about Madeleine McCann jokes...

Take your rape and pillage shite to another thread!
Carm
To all those who claim if we don't like the thread we shouldn't read it... well I read/contributed to this because I wanted to voice my opinion that it should be removed. I glanced at a few of the "jokes" and then stopped reading them in disgust. My heart goes out to this little girl and I cannot see anything even remotely entertaining about her potential rape and murder. Maybe that makes me a weaker person than those who joked... but then again, maybe it shows them to be pathetic and immature. Come on, raise your standards a bit... Bernard Manning-style humour is for the playground.
people deal with situations differently, just because they can in this horrible situation make a joke doesnot make the pathetic or immature, they are just different from you and your views. Are they right? Are they wrong? Who knows? I am not placed on this earth to judge others for their actions and then critize them for them. I sometimes have a warped sense of humour, I would hope I can make my joke, or statement without being called pathetic or immature.
I did giggle at a few of the jokes, I never made any myself, but I find it disgraceful that others seem to have the need to say they are of higher moral standing because they see the situation differently.
Ruthie
According to the United States Department of Justice, Office of Juvenile Justice Delinquency Prevention Juvenile Justice Bulletin, June 2000

Kidnapping makes up less than 2 percent of all violent crimes against juveniles reported to police.

Based on the identity of the perpetrator, there are three distinct types of kidnapping: kidnapping by a relative of the victim or "family kidnapping" (49 percent), kidnapping by an acquaintance of the victim or "acquaintance kidnapping" (27 percent), and kidnapping by a stranger to the victim or "stranger kidnapping" (24 percent).

Family kidnapping is committed primarily by parents, involves a larger percentage of female perpetrators (43 percent) than other types of kidnapping offenses, occurs more frequently to children under 6, equally victimizes juveniles of both sexes, and most often originates in the home.

Acquaintance kidnapping has features that suggest it should not be lumped with stranger kidnapping into the single category of non-family kidnapping, as has been done in the past.

Acquaintance kidnapping involves a comparatively high percentage of juvenile perpetrators, has the largest percentage of female and teenage victims, is more often associated with other crimes (especially sexual and physical assault), occurs at homes and residences, and has the highest percentage of injured victims.

Stranger kidnapping victimizes more females than males, occurs primarily at outdoor locations, victimizes both teenagers and school-age children, is associated with sexual assaults in the case of girl victims and robberies in the case of boy victims (although not exclusively so), and is the type of kidnapping most likely to involve the use of a firearm.
Mariposa
Yes, because raping a three-year-olds is so common and easy to do. Under-12 rape only accounts for about 12% of rape claims (not convictions which is lower), and under-9 is extremely rare, for the same reason it's extremely difficult to park a Cadillac in a closet.

woof.
Yeah it is, but it does happen. I personally still hope that this little girl is alive and unharmed, although I realize the longer it has been the less likely will she turn up again unharmed.
There was a case where a guy, a lawyer actually, abused a baby (or maybe more than one, I am not sure). Not a three year old, but he raped a 4 month old!
http://www.amw.com/fugitives/brief.cfm?id=29677
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index...Ohbutyouwillpet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dallas_Lockhart
Grinner
Isnt that some sort of copy right violation, Ruthie...

And Nobody ever listens to State Gov figures!...
Ruthie
I was going to make up a joke to lighten the mood but I couldn´t think of one. I can´t even remember ones I´ve been told. Memory like a sieve :-)
Carm
it's extremely difficult to park a Cadillac in a closet.
maybe they are driving a Fiat?
BattalionBoy
I mustn’t forget to polish my car today.
I once saw some porno pictures, if you can call them that, of a guy poking a chicken.
This has to be the most serious joke site ever.
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