Madeleine McCann jokes

Q. Why did Mr and Mrs McCann cross the road?
A. That's where they abandoned the kids.

Q. What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?
A. The Pope died a virgin.

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
A. A tan doesn't dissapear until after the holiday.

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Elvis?
A. More people believe Elvis is still alive.

Q. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A. Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.

Q. What have the parents of Madeleine McCann and Rhys Jones got in common?
A. They both know where their dead child is buried.

Q. What's dead and not newsworthy?
A. Madeleine McCann.

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the Jews?
A. The Jews have some chance of celebrating this Christmas.

Madeleine's holiday was a typical trip to a European resort. Ruined by a stupid Gerry.

A new car being launched in Portugal, with space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann.

"The main objective of the Madeleine fund is to leave no stone unturned in the search for Madeleine." Except the stone they buried her under, presumably.

There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy









Related topic: Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, four year old British child missing in Portugal

Wikipedia: Disappearance of Madeleine McCann

And I thought I was the Bad Boy of TT!!

It's his website, he can be as unPC as he wants, I giggled.

Holy. Shit. Midweek Madness may officially commence.

Love the limerick!

And I thought the mods went all cuddly-sensitive recently and had a policy of removing bad taste stuff and crap jokes. My faith in [s]human[/s] moderator nature is restored.

Quality.

Sick.

Sick as in the Aussie meaning like awesome or wicked, and pronounced "sieck mate, sieck!" or do you just mean plain old missionairy sick?

Yeah, you have to write more than 'sick'. Because 'sick' is actually the point of them.
Normally we'd be waiting for the first person to:

A . Read the title and see that people have made jokes about this tragedy. (Just like people do for every other tragedy, although this will somehow escape their memory and they will be 'shocked' 'dissapointed' and so on.)

B . Click on the thread and read the jokes anyway, with slightly flared nostrils.

C . Dash out an angry post declaring the jokes offensive. (Observation powers in these types are often acute.)

and, possibly, if lucky..
D . Finish off with a mini-flounce, usually with some angry capitals, emphatic italics or to really make a point - start a thread and sell a large server very quickly.

Has EB been hacked or is he drinking?

Q: Whats the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?
A: Boomerangs come back

Q: What have Maddie and Houdini got in common?
A: They both disappear and they're both dead

Q: What's tanned and really, really happy?
A: A Portuguese Paedophile

Q: How much does a meal at your favourite Portugese tapas restaraunt cost?
A: Your child

cut and past - I would never think such things

EB has now devolved into a human. The end of the world is near. Run for you lives!

I guess it's just a matter of taste. What has worse taste: Maddie McCann jokes or yeast extract?

M

Rebellion in mod-land. Grab your pitchforks and head for the defences...