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The bread thread

All about bread
Johnny English
An essay by Johnny aged 41 and a quarter.

Bread tastes yummy. Sometimes I have bread for breakfast and also for my tea, but when I have it for breaksfast I put things like Nutella on it or sometimes Marmite, but when I have bread at dinner I don't put Nutella on it, I put other things on it, but I can't think of any now. Dad says bread is made from beer but I think he is fibbing. Bread comes in lots of different sizes and in funny shapes. French people eat long sticks of bread called bread sticks. Once there was a pop group called Bread said my mum but I have never seen them on MTV so I think she is fibbing like Dad about the beer stuff.

Does anyone else here like bread?
sarabyrd
In parts of the USA it is known as braid.

Rilana
I love bread..it's so good and you can eat it with so many different things. Especially when it's still warm from the oven with lots of salty butter.. mmmhhh. But if I eat to much of it's not really good for my tummy
Carm
I love dark breads, like the stuff you get in Finland, Sweden and Russia... with reindeer cheese. Yummy.
Eck Spatz
Johnny English
Sounds like ideal thing with a cup of "Palm Civet" coffee:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
Oma Stelzbok
Anyone tried saltless bread? Goes great with extra salty prociutto.
prijks
I still have troubles remembering to call the Mini-Breads Semmel instead of Brötchen!

I still like 'em though!
HEM
I make a great line in Chelsea Buns.

Just takes up a lot of elapsed time...
PES
The last word in bread is...hofpfisterei
Eleanor Rigby
The Frankenlaib is my favourite.
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