Thursday 17 May is Himmelbimmel, the day the big JC got in the elevator up to his dad's right hand or summat.

And the day when German dad's traditionally go on the lash and get wasted.

It's a public holiday. Shops will be shut so stock up on essentials like beer today innit.

My local PikeySava is already jammers so get yourself to the shops pronto!

This was a public service announcement by MonksTown.