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Colin Farrell causes some kid to step on a rainbow

Have you ever broken a heart and caused a suicide?

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parnell
May 7 2007, 1:50 pm
The Sun: Farrell lover's ex kills himself

THE ex-boyfriend of COLIN FARRELL’s new girl killed himself after she started going out with the star, it was revealed yesterday. ...

I have to hand it to Colin , she looks like a girl who's never had an STD in her life before... in 6 months tho she'll probably look all fucked up and whorey...

Ok so here's the question - did you ever cause the suicide of another person by breaking their heart? How about an attempted suicide? I think I caused a couple of stoopid sob letters and a bunch of wild celebrations (but that was probably bs and she was gutted as well).

Diane
May 7 2007, 1:59 pm
I can imagine being at dusk in beautiful Dalkey and having Colin Farrell make a pass on you... Who could resist?! wub.gif

I feel sorry for the other fellow though, he looked nice and not bad looking either sad.gif
Tom17
May 7 2007, 2:01 pm
That's it, they had better ban Colin Farrel before more people die!
UrbanAngel
May 7 2007, 2:02 pm
I disagree, she already looks like a junky with those hallowed eyes.
bluedave
May 7 2007, 2:03 pm
Dodgy subject my friend.
666
May 7 2007, 2:04 pm
i think he was being sarcastic.
parnell
May 7 2007, 2:06 pm
Ok next question (although none of you lazy asses bothered with my other one did you? )

Would u risk fucking Colin Farell knowing that he is to STDs what Sylvester Stallone's mother is to (insert sarcasm) natural beauty?

Diane
May 7 2007, 2:08 pm
Why are you so sure Colin has STDs? I know he likes putting it about a bit but he might be a very clean, cautious guy... tongue.gif
MonksTown
May 7 2007, 2:10 pm
QUOTE (parnell @ May 7 2007, 2:50 pm) *
I have to hand it to Colin , she looks like a girl who's never had an STD in her life before... in 6 months tho she'll probably look all fucked up and whorey...

Quote of the week! Luvvin it! laugh.gif
Lifeisabuffet
May 7 2007, 2:10 pm
QUOTE (Diane @ May 7 2007, 3:08 pm) *
Why are you so sure Colin has STDs?

I assume you did not watch any of his "home videos", there you can see that he does not protect himself. ph34r.gif
Johnny English
May 7 2007, 2:12 pm
It's a stunt cock. All the best actors use them.
Diane
May 7 2007, 2:15 pm
No I haven't and to have a proper opinion on the subject I need to see the evidence (Where can I get the 'videos'?)
Keydeck
May 7 2007, 2:15 pm
These caused me to chuckle:

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I like the gypsy angle. Maybe Colin is telling her fortune: "You see that bus shelter over there Dave, I'm gonna fuck yer there. Standing up."


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She looks like a skull with skin slapped on it. But they pulled it too tight, and her top lip is too short to cover her teeth.


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I think it is awesome that he is rich and famous and dating a no-body, woman are so much more appreciative in bed when they know they are out of their league. That is why I date 65 year-old woman, I wake up to a gum job every morning. I wouldn't get that with some super model!


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Being Rich & Famous and "successfully" wooing a non-famous woman is kinda like putting on a pair of boxing gloves, successfully beating up a bunch of blind kids with Down Syndrome, then complimenting yourself for being like Bruce Lee.

In short Colin is a cheesedick - and his goatee looks like a Vagina

From wwtdd.com
Moonboot
May 7 2007, 2:18 pm
@ KD
laugh.gif ta for them. I liked

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Ryan, that's some funny shit, assuming "available" means "holed out and covered in genital warts"
Lifeisabuffet
May 7 2007, 2:20 pm
This one is funny too.

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What a dick. The idiot boyfriend, I mean. She's not that hot, dude. And Colin Farrell will be over her in two weeks anyway. He could have just whistled a bit and shot some pool and she'd be available again in no time.
Punchbear
May 7 2007, 2:25 pm
She looks like she drives a Hiace. Jayzus bud, I wouldn't giver one of I had a bagacocks.
Moonboot
May 7 2007, 2:26 pm
aw! despite his STDs, drinking habits and chain smoking he does seem to be an attentive dad though.
I must admit I do think he's gorgeous looking (without the spooky beard)!

Diane
May 7 2007, 2:28 pm
QUOTE (Moonboot @ May 7 2007, 3:26 pm) *
aw! I must admit I do think he's gorgeous looking!

That goes without saying, he's well fit innit?
Punchbear
May 7 2007, 2:29 pm
I know folk who've met him and say he's actually pretty decent and down-to-earth and likes his pints and tabs.

But also that he'd get up on the crack of dawn if he could.
Diane
May 7 2007, 2:31 pm
Lucky Dawn! wink.gif
Deccie
May 7 2007, 2:31 pm
QUOTE (Punchbear @ May 7 2007, 3:29 pm) *
But also that he'd get up on the crack of dawn if he could.

Dawn French? huh.gif
Lifeisabuffet
May 7 2007, 2:33 pm
I don't find him very attractive, cause I judge someone as a whole and I can't say that he has a well-balanced personality.
Moonboot
May 7 2007, 2:34 pm
oo:

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(On the girl that will interest him) "The usual obvious bullshit. Sense of humour, a bit of danger, good fun. A good heart is a really sexy thing. All women have the potential to be sexy and it's nothing to do with the dress someone wears or the make-up they put on their face, it's the aged-old cliché saying: 'What comes from inside'. God, I've met gorgeous women who I'd fancy and give one to, but at the end of the day they're not particularly sexy because they haven't got much going inside and they are too concerned with themselves. And then I've met women who wouldn't be as nearly as attractive and, because of the sense of fun they have and their joi de vivre, as they say, they'd be much sexier and you'd fall for them in a nanosecond."

abstract info: he's quite petite in real life isn't he? he often wear cowboy boots to film premieres!
parnell
May 7 2007, 2:37 pm
QUOTE (Punchbear @ May 7 2007, 3:25 pm) *
She looks like she drives a Hiace. Jayzus bud, I wouldn't giver one of I had a bagacocks.

You are mental , she's a fine piece of ass ... just ask the dead guy.
Diane
May 7 2007, 2:37 pm
What I like about him besides his looks, is that he is totally un-Hollywood, to me he seems like quite a down to earth average guy, not some polished goody two shoes teen idol...
Why is he crucified for his behaviour? What young Irish guy doesn't like his Guiness and his women? Is he that different from a typical young Dubliner?
Keydeck
May 7 2007, 2:39 pm
QUOTE (Diane @ May 7 2007, 3:37 pm) *
Is he that different from a typical young Dubliner?

Apart from dressing like a pirate, not particularly.
parnell
May 7 2007, 2:39 pm
QUOTE (Lifeisabuffet @ May 7 2007, 3:33 pm) *
I don't find him very attractive, cause I judge someone as a whole and I can't say that he has a well-balanced personality.

Translation : I don't find him very attractive, cause I judge someone as a whole and I can't say that he has a well-balanced personality. on their performance in my extensive collection of pornography.

Hey Jack off much? No shame in it lady but don't go bullshitting people round here about you only watchin dirty vids to get an idea about personalities ... fuck me do you buy many mobile phones off that Medusa guy?
parnell
May 7 2007, 2:42 pm
QUOTE (Diane @ May 7 2007, 3:37 pm) *
What I like about him besides his looks, is that he is totally un-Hollywood, to me he seems like quite a down to earth average guy, not some polished goody two shoes teen idol...
Why is he crucified for his behaviour? What young Irish guy doesn't like his Guiness and his women? Is he that different from a typical young Dubliner?

First up I do like the guy , when he is sober - he gave , without doubt one of the funniest and most intelligent interviews I have ever read in Playboy magazine . He is also a brilliant actor when his shit is together - his performance in "Tigerland" is up there with Nicholson. Having said that he is a fucking liability in his private life if the stories I've read about him are true - pissing away his talent on drugs and booze...
Diane
May 7 2007, 2:45 pm
QUOTE (parnell @ May 7 2007, 3:42 pm) *
- pissing away his talent on drugs and booze...

That, I agree, would be a shame...
mothbola
May 7 2007, 2:48 pm
QUOTE (Keydeck @ May 7 2007, 3:39 pm) *
Apart from dressing like a pirate, not particularly.

Not sure that dressing as a pirate is the only difference.
Surely you've forgotten that he's good looking, intelligent, and has shagged some of the best looking women in the world. ph34r.gif
Moonboot
May 7 2007, 2:48 pm
QUOTE (parnell @ May 7 2007, 3:42 pm) *
First up I do like the guy , when he is sober - he gave , without doubt one of the funniest and most intelligent interviews I have ever read in Playboy magazine . He is also a brilliant actor when his shit is together - his performance in "Tigerland" is up there with Nicholson. Having said that he is a fucking liability in his private life if the stories I've read about him are true - pissing away his talent on drugs and booze...

I've seen him interviewed on the telly and that's how he came across to me. he's also quite a family orientated dude which is admirable. as you rightly say he has no sensible direction in his social and romantic life which is a shame as the drugs & booze are just chucked at him I guess.
I've yet to see Tigerland but heard it was good.
Keydeck
May 7 2007, 2:49 pm
QUOTE (mothbola @ May 7 2007, 3:48 pm) *
he's good looking, intelligent, and has shagged some of the best looking women in the world.

We all are, are and have wink.gif

We're honest as the day is long too.
parnell
May 7 2007, 2:56 pm
QUOTE (Moonboot @ May 7 2007, 3:48 pm) *
I've yet to see Tigerland but heard it was good.

It's not just good ,it's one of the best buddy buddy movies I've ever seen , also deals with army brutality and how some people just aren't cut out to be bullies. Should make it required viewing for all military personnel I think.

I'm not from Dublin myself - but there is some truth in what keydeck says , Dubs are funny fukkers and have their own wit about them , one of my best mates is a huge Dub bouncer who never made it out of high school and is one of the wittiest people I've ever met.
Punchbear
May 7 2007, 3:49 pm
Dubs rule, end of bleedin' story man.

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Walking down Grafton Street, two male skangers approaching. As they passed, one was saying to the other...

"you could smell de gay off of him..."

Overheardindublin.com

This had me feckin' creased.

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Bloke #1 - "She's a bleedin' ride, I'd definitly give her one."
Bloke #2 - "Yeah but she has a box like a hippo's yawn."
Punchbear
May 7 2007, 4:08 pm
Intermission - he's an awful bowsy in this one.

Diane
May 7 2007, 5:27 pm
QUOTE (Punchbear @ May 7 2007, 4:49 pm) *
Dubs rule, end of bleedin' story man.

Damn right they do!
Jules Winnfield
May 7 2007, 5:44 pm
Ahhh Kerry Condon... wub.gif
Katrina
May 7 2007, 11:11 pm
QUOTE (parnell @ May 7 2007, 2:50 pm) *
Ok so here's the question - did you ever cause the suicide of another person by breaking their heart? How about an attempted suicide?

Sort of.*
Went out with a guy when I was 21, we broke up because it wasn't good, he posted me a suicide note, which I didn't realise was a big goodbye as I didn't want to read his letter so tucked it into a drawer unopened.
Thankfully, he didn't succeed and just got a new girlfriend whose clothes he would pick out so she dressed like me at the time. Scariness.

*It should however be noted that he was a roadie for Napalm Death, had three nipples and was a bit deranged per se, so really I didn't feel responsible at all.
bluedave
May 8 2007, 12:04 am
QUOTE (Moonboot @ May 7 2007, 3:34 pm) *
he's quite petite in real life isn't he?

Translation : He's a short arse isn't he? huh.gif
Keydeck
May 8 2007, 12:09 am
Apparently 5'10", so not exactly a short-arse.
bluedave
May 8 2007, 12:12 am
He matches my height but not my girth then.

Bet he can't do an Arc Burger and ten pints of Augi like a real pisshead man can though can he? huh.gif
interplanetjanet
May 8 2007, 6:01 am
QUOTE (parnell @ May 7 2007, 2:50 pm) *
Ok so here's the question - did you ever cause the suicide of another person by breaking their heart? How about an attempted suicide?

Actually, yes (for the attempted one). My ex and I were together for about 10 years. A couple years into the relationship, we split up for a few months, and I date someone else. When I decided to get back together with my ex, they other guy slit his wrists and called me (and another friend, for good measure). Obviously, he didn't really want to die.
Lifeisabuffet
May 10 2007, 12:49 pm
Apparently there is a new cocktail named "Colin Farrell is my bitch" laugh.gif

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Name of Drink: "COLIN FARRELL IS MY BITCH"
INGREDIENTS
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Patron
Keydeck
May 10 2007, 1:21 pm
I hope the 1/2oz of Patron is tequila and not a measure of liquid to be produced by the customer in question.
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