P1 nightclub - not for stupid people anymore

Hi All,

I read in Prinz that there is a new night happening at P1 and the entry requirement is that you have to have an IQ over 100. Basically you have to do a test online beforehand and then you get added to the guestlist.

Anyone here tried it?

I would have thought that this may increase the chances for some members of TT to get in!

Click this link to take the test now: IQ-Club at P1.

See also the TT reviews of P1.

Gutted, I liked it in there!

this is cuz they are trying to get in more people with an IQ of over 100 in, but the clowns have no idea who those might be!!!

A good way for them to get to know me thinks.

You mean breast size isn't a valid entry requirement anymore?!?!? I am afraid a lot of girls won't be able to enter that club if they have to do an IQ test.

LiaB, Big boobs=IQ over 100. Fact!

...yeah, same thing with the men. <---That's a sarcastic rolleyes by the way

well I have yet to meet a bouncer at the door who would look anywhere but at the girls pair (if she had a good one) and then let her into the club. To think he would actually look at the test results...HA!

So their new motto is "P1: we're average or better"

Wonderful.

Maybe this "IQ test" is actually something else. Maybe the bouncer and the girls go into a secluded room and THERE he gives them a manual test?

I think the interesting point is whether this is will make you more likely to go or not. I should have made it a poll!

You could say:

Hi IQ=clever person I would like to meet
or
Hi IQ + person who couldn't get in before=Geek- no thanks
or of course for Arshoo
Hi IQ= WGAF? show me your other numbers!

The girls write the results on their chests.

@JOB - since when have we ever gone in 'the conventional way'??!! Our route requires a very low IQ - just basic burglar training!

Where is Oliver Kahn going to find his next girlfriend, or does this only apply to non-promis?

He'd have to be able to read.

Don't know about that the act of misdirection and general bullshiting, requires a fair high IQ.

Also what about the footballers, are they gonna knck them back?

haha I just did the test, and got 95, not bad considering I didn't understand any of the questions as my german is crap.

Thanks

I did a test and me IQ was 70, but I see I come across as one with an IQ more than 100!

Mum and Dad would be so proud!

Hope IQ is not EYE Queue

HAHA! Now it tells me :

Tut uns leid, den Test kann jeder nur einmal machen!

Du hattest Deine Chance bereits...

Look's like it's just not going to happen

no worries dearie, you still have 6 nights a week when they will gladly welcome you

Yeah, what does this mean? I thought this meant I had taken it already, but I'm not that daft that I would have forgotten if I had taken it!

It means you're too daft to even take the test! Don't worry, my IQ score should enable both of us to get in...

You know Dah!

Haven't you heard? It was all over the news this morning. Olli HAS a new girlfriend. She is 20, from Austria and is a former Ms. Austria - brown hair, blue eyes (or something).

And, I ask, why is this news that should be on several radio stations in the morning?

it crashes for me after 10 questions

What a wonderful waste of time! Not that I would ever really want to got there, but now I can bike past basking in the knowledge that they would have to let me in if I ever appeared.

20 year old girlfriend, but he...not to offend anyone...but he is old(er) He is only 5 years younger then my mother, and I am 26!

Aye, gang up on me why don't you!

End of they day, I know that DJ

Free bottle of vodka anyone!

The same reason it was 'news' that Prince William split with his G'friend

Can you make that a Gin please

I know I have a low IQ but still...are there not too many variables here for me to decipher Oli's age?

But we have had a loooong discussion on this topic of age-diffrences in partners, how does it matter if both are happy?

_{*waits to go dicussion off-track*}

I'm going way off topic here but why is it you can't get a simple gin & soda in munich?

I always have to explain soda, yes, soda, mineralwasser if you must and then I get a huge bottle of mineralwasser and a small shot of gin giving me water with a hint of gin flavour

Cos they don't sell that drink in there innit!!

Brilliant, I'm feeling much smarter now.

Gin & Soda?! Not that typical, is it?

It's as typical as anything else. Used to get asked for it loads in my bar.

Eh she is just with him because he is a footballer...

I don't mind much the age difference when you are in you late 20's but when girls are in their early 20's...just doesn't work. Too immature...anyways...

I am not one fo liquor much but I will take a bier...Oh wait WHISKY BITTE! I need something to go with my coffee...it is morning here in the states and I am suffering at work right now. I could use something to liven up the morning.

and he has M*O*N*E*Y*B*L*I*N*G*B*L*I*N*G*...that's why she finds him attractive.

Oh yea...that money thing. I forget how it affects girls...I wouldn't know much about it. Eh, at least he isn't bad looking, not that he is great looking either...maybe he is good in bed...silly girls.

Ick! I don't care how much bling the man has, I will never find him attractive.

Michael Ballack on the other hand ...

Same here. Kahn looks like he is related to apes.

Ballack? Gf, I discovered him first, but you can have him for a fee.

You kow Michael Ballack is ok...I never thought he was that hot. Though my best friend, the only one who likes football...well only because of the hot guys, thinks he is hot too. I thought a few other guys looked better...

Yes, Miss Tirol 2003, and he met her in P1 like Verena. Soon it'll be time for the next one.
(I like how all the tabloid press describe Verena as his 'long-term girlfriend').

...on the other hand it could be that he is a man with all the qualities required to get him to the top of arguably the most competitive business in the world. e.g. Dedication, determination, talent- not to mention in peak physical shape. He may be even intelligent and funny- I've never met him so I don't know. He's not that ugly either.

Why does she have to go out with some 22 yo student from her village?

What is making me a little sad...is a bunch of the guys on the team that I think are hot...I am older then. Life is going downhill for me...

I forget how men like way younger girls...

Sorry about the diversion ,but has anyone managed to complete the test? It crashes after 10 questions, I was on a roll until that point! U know dat!

at 26/27!!! Young'uns i tell you

LOL!!!

Spot on! She should worry when she gets to your age old man!

@ PSmith - the man who doesn't know a word of German, I can't wait to see your results. I hope they see you banned for life!