P1 nightclub - not for stupid people anymore

Women do too. Look at Demi Moore and Eva Longoria. Both married younger guys. Younger men/women is the new black.

So I need a younger woman now to be hip!! Damn...ok...watch out for the classified section ladies.

Or if you are old and look like either Demi/Eva I am available

Oh yea...I don't pay much attention to them. My bf is only 2 years older then me, but since his last birthday past last month I have felt it right to start calling him old man... Not sure he likes it so much but I find it humorous!!!

But do you have money...This might make it easier for us to find you a lady. Looks don't matter as long as you have money, but if you are a hot older man then money only matters a little.

@ Job: mate, there are a number of online translators eg:http://ets.freetranslation.com/,and most questions are Analytical or Math so u have no chance!But for once, I´ll get us in :-)

Hang on, am I the only one doing any math here? Amber, your Ma is 43? Jebus, she's younger than I am!

Not really the point, but i was watching something, highlighting the age difference of the celeb couples and it was saying that a number of older couples (don't ask for examples, I was paying that much attention) who were deemed 'acceptable' had age gaps much bigger than the ones of Demi Moore and the like who went out with younger guys.

Yeah. Why do so many women as they get older become less attractive to men?

They cut their hair short "to make it manageable", stop trying new things, attemp to make themselves feel better by stuffing themselves with chocolate and then wonder why men "are too shallow" to find them attractive.

[Retires 10 paces]

Look at me picci in profile, I mean have you seen the movie 300!!! I would just fit right into the Spartan army, six pack and all. Who would not want that???!!

SPARTANS!!!...Push!

You can hardly see your face...big improvement

FECKER!!!

You better watch out the next time I see you, fight to the death.

She is 44 as of last January...she popped me out at 16...

LOL...this must mean you don't have money...I am sure there are some mail order brides we can find for you.

Tremble, tremble!

Anyway, what kind of Spartan would be a fooking Veggie!?!?!?

Ooooo the blood , I just can't take it. We can't sacrifice the poor wee lamb to the gods!

Well there are fat young girls too. However I do agree that some women do everything possible to make themselves look ugly and then bitch about their boyfriend's or hubby's behavior.

JOB: I will drive over you, you murderer and you

That short hair thing I never got...my grandmother had beautiful hair and was a hot Slovak in her day, then she hit somewhere in her 50's and chopped it all off.
I think my boyfriend would kill me if I cut my hair short...he would have nothing to pull on

I am going to hold you to that.

And I shall have to buy a big new mailbox now

But you did shoot someone once, so I take heed and, you win

You mean Eastern-bloc catalogue brides? lol

Da!

You have a language preference? I am sure you won't want to understand her. We will start a fund or a charity drive. Please help poor poor arshoo he is in need of companionship. So we as a group should raise money so we can buy him a wife.

Any language will do, know one gets your lot!

God! I think men gave up trying to understand women a loooong time ago So no worries there.

Wow they have Asian ones too...I wonder what my boss would thing if he saw that I looked up mail order brides doesnt matter I am gone from here in 4 weeks anyways!

Those I can buy on me own thank you, variety is the spice of life, innit

@ Arshoo...you mean Dah in Russian/Polish or Duh ?

"Thank you for your sentiments." maybe?

@LiaB Let say a Russian to Polish the you know what

I wonder where people with lower IQs will be going then.

How about this girl http://www.loveme.com/invar/search2b.php

@Arshoo, I heard your x-girlfriend Aishwarya Rai is getting married soon. Sorry mate.

he hasnt questioned anything else...at least since he knows I am moving.

LiaB - was watching the pre-wedding party live last night on TV , Ah well the good thing is that there are about another 700 mio to pick from.
Amber- awwwww you all heart girl!

Aww it didn't go to the girl I picked up...stupid link...grrrrrrrrrr

Her name is Larisa! And she can be your mail order bride!!!

She's howfin!

I would let my good friend Arshoo go with that beast. Looks like a bloody lady boy!

was thanking you for the link to the site!

Laarissa - How much? I do!

All you have to do is type in mail order bride in google...and WOW there are sooo many choices!!! I guess I didn't realize this was a big business. I think I should look into this as a business I could make some money!!!

Nothing to do with P1 but maybe something to do with IQ

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

did the same just now and Wow too! seems to be thriving. if you go into business Amber, I will join you and be in charge of the screening process

This could be quite a venture .

Ich bin einem Genius!!! And my german's crap.

Any one want my name for the guest list pm me!

Awesome I'm in too ! 121 baby!!!

maybe we should have a genius' meet up - beers then P1?

I wonder if the regulars would be there next week at this event as well.

Sure sounds good.

The guest list page shows the names scoring over 100 - but some ain't so impressed...

Back on topic though I'm quite intrigued by this P1 IQ test. I would really like to see what clever P1 girls are like.

I know a few glam P1 types- nice girls but they're Air hostesses, kindergarten teachers, secretaries/PAs, etc so they hardly challenge
On the other hand I work with lots of intelligent women (I share my office with six women and one other guy) but they wouldn't ever go to nightclub like P1. They are massively capable and nice to boot but- well- let's just say they don't distract me from my work- that's for sure!

One girl at my office with is very pretty in the "natural" classic way and has 2 advanced technical degrees but is cringeworthingly dull and is basically a geek who happened to be born into good looks.

Do clever glam girls exist?

Scheisse, I got a 37...guess I better work on my German. Since I could only understand 1 out of every 5 words...I will stick with English test.