Things that animals can do

For example..

A Horse can walk and shit at the same time!

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Ja, but can a horse contemplate beingness and chat on TT at the same time?

and the classic one: a dog can lick its balls

believe horses need special keyboards to chat online.

I'll bet a horse couldn't poo and surf TT at the same time though. And I'll bet it's something that's been done by one or two TTers...

mind you there are a few asses around who talk shit.

Most TTers talk shit!... we all know that!

But did you Know a horse cant vomit?

did you know cows cannot walk down stairs?

really? Now, that I didn't know!

Rabbits that dont eat carrots dont wear spectacles!

Ants can lift objects weighting several times their own weights.

Fly!

Animals don't need computers, like people do .

Shaun the sheep and Gromit do!

There are some small yappy dogs that can shit more than their body weight in one 24 hour period. Now most TTers cant do that!

Yes, but they can talk more shit than their body weight within 24 hours!

To get enough nutrients from grass horses can reverse the direction of the digesting food before it reaches their colon... so the stuff moves backwards to the lower intestine for a second pass. Pootastic!
Rabbits get the same double-digestion effect by simply eating their own shit.

Dogs also sometimes eat poo but only as a joke. So immature.

I just spit beer all over the place

Dogs CAN look up.

Humans cannot lick their elbows

Roar like a Tiger!

Lay eggs

despite many claims to the contrary, people are generally incapabale of being toight like a tiger. that and store their babies in their mouths to protect them from predators like certain fish.

Can animals be anally retentant? ...

They can lick their elbows! But only in pairs.

Regrow a complete limb, without medical intervention!

Now confess after reading that, how many people actually tried this

I'm guilty

have sex and no relationship complexities to go with that. just look at that swan in michaeli biergarten (keydeck started that topic).

X-ray lethal death ray vision.. via sound.
Dolphins can not only 'see' with echolocation but can even make out the internal bits'n'stuff (pervs). And don't piss one off, a nice sharp bang of sound can stun or kill small fish.

There's a furry animal in Africa called a Potto who has a neat trick. Three of it's vertebrate on the back of it's neck are sharp and stick out so far they nearly break the skin. When it's annoyed it tucks it's head down and uses them to 'neck-butt'.
It also apparently smells like curry, but I have met some humans who can do that.

Look nice but ever so detached!

Chimpanzees can breathe and swallow at the same time. Which is why they can't talk.

Cats can't talk either, but they can read your thoughts. They don't just interpret your tone of voice or body language. They know exactly what you are thinking. Most of the time, they don't let on that they know, but when they do, it's really creepy. And if you don't believe this, you haven't lived with a cat.

Don't get me started on what a cat can do: Sleep all day, generally with its head hanging down, find the warmest, most comfortable spot in the room and stay there even through an earthquake, jump up things four or five times its own height, jump down from even higher things without getting hurt, bring a live bird into the house in its mouth, kill mice without visible bloodshed ...

Cats can adopt a new family: unlimited food supply, veterinary care, a comfy bed and cuddles all for free! What human could get away with that?

swap vet care for medical care and the answer would be any woman (virtually)

Hmmm. Not sure I agree with you there, Owain! Thing is that cats aren't expected to do anything, housework or anything else. All they need to do is look cute (no problem), turn up at someone's house, act friendly, get their paw in the door, move in and spend the rest of their life lazing around doing nothing while being waited on hand and foot.

If there's a way to achieve this in human form, please let me know! [img]http://www.iconsbuddy.com/smilies/happy0044.gif[/img]

We don't NEED computers - we just think we do.

At least you can rely on the cat to contribute to your upkeep through generous gifts of dead mice, voles, birds etc.

Heh heh. Usually left on the doorstep whenever friends are likely to visit.

Cats can impersonate Hitler without offending people. Not that they'd care.

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More Cats that look like Hitler

Sounds a lot like Owain's girlfriend