A snippet of their new song was played on the radio this morning and surprise surprise it's the usual wishy-washy drivel they've been doing for the last fifteen years or more.
What ever happened to those exciting Slippery When Wet and Keep the Faith days? Do they really contribute anything to music anymore? Not surprisingly the DJ without a clue predictably predicted that it'll be a world wide hit... It's no wonder new bands/music haven't got a chance in Germany with this kind of crap clogging up the airwaves. It'll probably be played to death too...
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Bon Jovi are back with a new single
But do we really need it?
Do we really need it? No. Bon Jovi suck, have always sucked and always will suck. They have never contributed anything to music, nor will they ever.
No, only Germans need it. This means there'll be competition with that recent favourite "Summer of '69" on Gong, Charivari, Bayern 3, Antenne...
I like Bon Jovi.
Never was really a big fan of Bon Jovi. Can take 'em or leave 'em. But I think after so many years in the business burn out sets in. Maybe that's why most fans miss the "Slippery When Wet" days.
QUOTE (Boba @ Mar 22 2007, 12:52 pm) 
What ever happened to those exciting Slippery When Wet and Keep the Faith days?
I must have missed the excitement, Bon Jobbi were, are and will always be complete toss!!
gah! I hate them! can't believe they've got a new single out. hope Mr.Moonboot doesn't find out, I've hid all his other Bon Jizzy CDs yonks ago he seems to have forgotten about them.
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Bon Jovi are back with a new single
How can you tell?
Thanks to ER for the best laugh of the day so far
Best webpage ever.
I will donate a pint to the person able to translate that into English.
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what the hell is wrong with all u bon jovi haters? do u not have anything better to do with your sad boring lives then to bad talk an AMAZING band? and no, bon jovi isnt just made up of 1 man is a BAND u losers. they have more fans and money then any of u guys ever will so shut your pie holes and if u dont like there music dont listen to it . dont ever think that the reason u idiots dont like bon jovi's music is becuz their not talented becuz they are and talent is something they never lacked. they have so many god damn fans they dont give a shit what u losers think. so fuck off and BON JOVI ROCKSS FOREVER BABY ! I LOVE U GUYS AND IM ONLY 14 !!
I will donate a pint to the person able to translate that into English.
You can just visualize the mullet reading that
I liked this one as well:
Class. This site is great reading, I can't stop. There're hordes of mullets posting, hordes I say...
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Hay Jon if you read this please email me I have a few questions for you .
Class. This site is great reading, I can't stop. There're hordes of mullets posting, hordes I say...
OMFG - comic genius alert:
Stalker:
God bless the internet.
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I'm a gayboy, on a MALE horse I ride!
Stalker:
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Hi Jon things are great now after you put out your last CD , song 2 was the best one for me . My wife and me were at your last concert at giant statium and had a great time ,we had dinner at Basil Ts at183 riverside ave Red Bank NJ ,the dinner was good and the home made beer was good too . You must have a mug of your own at the bar ,is the number 69? We sat at the same table you and your dad sat at in the corner . My wife sat where you sat that time . Jon I need your help just a little help ,this would make the hole famly happy if you did this for us so please get in touch with me ( some day it will be saturday night) bye
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Hi all you Bon Jovi fans , I found where Jon lives and I took some pictures . Check out my site .
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Hay Jon thats a big flag on your house ,maybe you should buy a flag pole and stop covering up your nice house , the 4th of july is over now .
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Jon just to give you a heads up ,you should check you front gate around 2pm july 28 and say hi . bye see ya
God bless the internet.
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Bon Jovi are back with a new single, But do we really need it?
In one word: NO
QUOTE (Boba @ Mar 22 2007, 12:52 pm)
What ever happened to those exciting Slippery When Wet and Keep the Faith days?
Growing up in New Jersey, I remember Bon Jovi being played on the local radio stations in 1984. They're as boring now as they were then.
There was never anything exciting about Slippery When Wet and keep the Faith.
QUOTE (Carm @ Mar 22 2007, 1:17 pm)
I like Bon Jovi.
I like some of Paul MacCartney's solo work. We all have our crosses to bear.
Oh my: it's confession time. Jon actually sent me a Valentine's card when I was 9 years old...
actually turned out it was from my mum, but at the time I loved him and honestly believed he wanted to marry me when I grew up!
Now I've realised that that's just sick and wrong on soooooooo many levels, and will never be able to show my face at a TT night out again
actually turned out it was from my mum, but at the time I loved him and honestly believed he wanted to marry me when I grew up!
Now I've realised that that's just sick and wrong on soooooooo many levels, and will never be able to show my face at a TT night out again
QUOTE (Carm @ Mar 22 2007, 1:17 pm)
I like Bon Jovi.
That's because you don't have kids
In my colourful and star-studded existence, I once had the dubious pleasure of being a roady at a Bon Jovi concert. They were such stuck-up and vain buggers. They had posters of themselves plastered specially over every square inch of the dressing rooms and hallways leading up to backstage. Bed of Posers.
Santa Fe. That's all for me.
Well I certainly will NOT be buying it. Hopefully we will not be subjected to it too much on the radio.
Internet radio is your friend Deccie.
QUOTE (Janx Spirit @ Mar 22 2007, 2:54 pm)
That's because you don't have kids
WTF?
Sorry, got your name mixed up I think...
Required viewing: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits a Bon Jovi concert
You cant be more than 25 right now renia?
I Perdido!
Perdido!
QUOTE (Renia @ Mar 22 2007, 9:14 pm)
I so remember being 14...'cept I liked all the New Romantics boys, only the rough bogan girls liked Bon Jovi...
I'm confused Renia...is that the translation?
That's what a Bogan is. Eureka
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