I need some female company - Munich

As the title says really..

I aint looking for a relationship, I dont think, I am not desperate for a sex..

Having wandered around Marrienplatz today and seen so many "elder-flowers" (women of a similar age to me!) wandering about on their own, It go to me a bit...

My life is a little empty.. so, any of you lasses wanna cheer my life up?

G

Hope you find that lucky lass you seek. Maybe in the meantime sometime you, me, and BadlandZ can go grab a bier.

Til, then, ciao

first rule in writing a personal ad: describe your best assets and sound upbeat.

nobody wants a miserable desperado.

are you really looking for someone to bring cheer, or someone to take pity?

see dating for beginners.

id advise ad closure before makign more of a fool of yourself.

... maybe he did?

Oh, the power of spring. I think there may be something interesting about spring time that make people long for companionship.

no woman will reply to this post mate. u need to sound self confident, be cheerful and humorous, this is what they are looking for.

hi mate cheer up it could be worse you might have been Irish, they must be gutted with the french score

Thanks ..

Grinner, today in the Marienplatz why didn't you go up to some of those unattached "elder-flowers" and strike up a conversation, or introduce yourself, or even give them your business card and invite them to tea or dinner later? Spontaneity can be very appealing for women.

I would venture to say, some of those "elder flowers" may want some companionship as well, but instead will be lonely tonight because you nor them made an effort to meet today.

I am a little bit shy until I get to know someone or I am pissed up drunk!!

As a self-assured woman, I totally concur with what Sharpe said. However, Grinner I do feel sympathetic to your predicament. If I was in Munich today, I would invite you for coffee and let you emote on my shoulder.

Grinner it takes guts to write your post so you can not be so shy . Wish you good luck

I have lots of guts... look at the sub title!!

Oh come on...you can do better than that

First post up a pic, so these "elderflowers" know that you are not a ball of hideousness.
Next- how about you age, interests, basic info
Third - really state what you are looking for in a "friend"
Fourth - If you actually ARE looking for a relationship or to date then just admit that...state what you want and stop trying to minimize it.
Fifth - I would switch to a humor tone over that moaning angst...it sounds pathetic

Best of luck

Yes, it does take guts to write this kind of post, but I think it also speaks to his desperation. No Guts, No glory.

Grinner, had you been drinking when you wrote this post???

Grinner shy?
Never noticed

Yep.. PG tips!

Ok..

Fat Bloke, Lives a life fraught with danger.

Looking for a "Female Friend"

Not looking for a wife but maybe a drinking buddie or Fuck buddy..

I am 42 and almost over the hill...

Did I mention I have a fuller figure?

Idea woman?... Well Is there one?

Thanks

G

Any better?

Hey Grinner, I have a dating site with a few thousand women signed-up, quite a few of which are in Munich. It goes live in a few weeks, I shall give you a complimentary membership and you can jump in ahead of the rest. Just PM me if you want this.

p.s. the female members all signed up during the beta phase... in case anyone was wondering how I could have so many members if it isn't actually a live site.

Not really...keep trying. So far you are basically a fat, over the hill bloke with no interests and no specific criteria for a "lady friend"...you really know how to sell yourself

hey gemini, at least he is honest!

He seems to enjoy roof-climbing...

And Trying!

His ad is alot more interesting than most others. Surely people would respect honesty more than- "I´m tall, dark and handsome, enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and love to volenteer with orphans in my spare time"

Read this.

http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_te...ing_list_a.html

Maybe Grinner does, but is too embarrassed to mention it - could be bad for his reputation, you know...

I say you should get to the gym and while you're there try to meet some women. Regarding your "looking for a drinking buddie or a fuck buddy" good luck with that, as most women want more depth to their relationships. Now I'm beginning to understand just why you are lonely. I think you will probably be for a very long time.

Furthermore, everything I've read here doesn't sound like you have much respect for women and not very much to offer them of yourself. Ideal woman??? You definitely don't sound or look like an ideal man, so why would you expect from a women more than what you are yourself??? What a joke! Perhaps, some of the real men on this forum can give you some lessons in finesse. Because obviously based on what you're written here you're overwhelmingly lacking this basic personality trait.

It is the Baileys that need to be moderated...

Ouch...!!!

I bet you are american... arent ya?

follow these 3 things what women want in a man and soon you will have no problem
1.honesty
2.trust
3.respect
have i miss anything out?

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How has this demised to a character assasination thread?

What you're written would engender more respect from me than that crap Grinner wrote, even if what is written here is totally bogus. At least it doesn't denigrate women.

Boom Chicago has the solution.



Cheers,

Fairfax71

Are you assuming that only an American women would take offense to what you wrote? Even this comment shows your myopic and very limited understanding of women. It's totally irrelevant what nationality I am, and I would hope a women of any nationality would take offense to that crap you're written here.

Mention the fact that you don't smoke, honey.

Oh come on LR, at least he won't ask you to split the bill

I would say do that if you want to have confidence totally shot to pieces. Always pick your spot and never approach a girl when she's not alone. Having said that, why don't you try some adult dating websites. Full of women who don't have the time for a relationship and there must be some who will take anything as long as it feels more real than a dildo. If it worked for my uncle, then it can work for anyone.


You must be a woman. Women love someone who is a prick. Fact. But there are some out there who like you to be amusing, entertaining and fun to be with. Always play the angles mate i.e. don't give them the same stock answers every other guy gives them. They love the danger, the thrill and they love being approached. They want to see you have the balls to go up and chat them up. If you don't have the balls for that, then you won't have the balls to do much else.

Who dares, wins...

The biggest problem as I see it, is the use of the words elder-flower. Not flattering, not flattering at all, I must say.

I read that coming from a guy four years younger than I am, shrug my shoulders and think, "It's only Grinner". He wouldn't dare call me that to my face.

So a pummeling is out of the question?

Gemini, thanks for infusing some much needed humour into his miserably desperate thread. You have me laughing and thinking at least he would be good for something.

@ Grinner,
I recommend Adultsheepfinder.com ( AdultSheepFinder.com )

If all else fail then there is always the below-mentioned GF.

I know Grinner, and I believe he has failed to mention his most redeeming features, probably because of the first one; modesty. He is also witty, generous, a non-smoker, doesn't seem to be interested in football, financially secure without being flash about it, technically adept (can fix almost any household item), and can do magical things with soft ropes.

Sadly, he doesn't seem to be that keen on Marmite.

I see that, as many do, as a merit.

Grinner, you obviously had the camera out today as you were able to photograph that nubile girlie-band. Can you also post a few of your potential targets that you spotted today?
As to your sub-title "Who wants a fat bloke?" I daresay the answer is a fat woman, but is that what you really want? If yes take a trip to the US where you'd feel like a leanmeanshaggingmachine in comparison.

Ok.. so some of you thought it could be fun to shoot me down!... well go on,, I am an easy target!

As my last topic suggested, I am looking for a Female friend.. I am 42 and a chubby fucker to say the least..

I am looking for some companionship.. a drinking buddy, a fuck buddy if things are good..

I am not looking to go for a romantic walk to the lake nor a candle lit diner at the local pizza shed... If this happens, then so be it! (yes I know I am a romantic!!!)

Having had a few GFs in the past, so I am no longer in a possition to offer you a "pure white" "tall and handsome" geeza.. I am a fucking wreck.!

I will tell you no more about me as many of you know me personally or at least in real life! So you know what you are getting

Compare me to a Pineapple if you must.. hard and abrasive on the outside.. soft and sweet inside!!!

My life is quite good and my social life is what I make of it!...

Please dont take this as an "I am desperate" sort of posting, as I am not! It is written as I have a big gap in my life that needs to be filled..

You wanna at least meet for a drink or a pizza? then drop me a PM

Thanks

Geoff

Oh.. And my interest?

Work
Photography
Beer
sex
pizza

In an order of your choice!

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Hi Grinner, no one else seems interested so i thought i would reply. Do you mind if the female friend is a chubby fucker as well? I just wanted to prove that weight is not that important.