I need some female company - Munich

Grinner mate two things: A flower and charm. They get you some much further than an ad. Good luck mate!

What happened to the first thread??? Wasn't offensive a bit to me...what caused the premature closure?

Maybe someone recognised themselves in one of the posts and didn't like what they saw. If someone decides to close down a thread then it might be an idea and polite if they identified themselves and gave a reason for closing it down. A bit cowardly otherwise.

I thought only moderators could close threads down. Or the originator for an advert. So I guess the mods felt the thread had got a bit ridiculous/vulgar.

Grinner, the line on looking for a fuck buddy is a big mistake. In my experience no woman wants to be a fuck buddy. They may become one, but did not set out that way. They want respect, warmth, entertainment, and sex if the respect, warmth, and entertainment makes them excited enough to want it. I'm afraid you've been watching too much sex in the city.

Well Grinner, I think I have found the lady for you:

She shuts the fuck up
You can fuck her 24/7
She doesn't want romance, nore cares about it.
She doesn't care if you are carrying a few pounds to many.

I don't think, after having read your thread, your preferences and your prerequisites, that you will be able to find a different woman. If you'd be willing to marry, I'd suggest getting yourself a mail-order bride. She'd be totally dependend on you, fuck as often as you want and not be in the position to bargain (i.e. does anything you demand of her AND cooks and cleans for free).

As a member of the female species who has already got to meet you, I am amazed at your criteria for finding women. A pity, you seem to be nice bloke. Contrary to popular belief expressed by people the likes of Ulysses, being a nice bloke can get you somewhere if you are looking to date grown-up women. There are tons of disillusioned women out there who would love to find men who are nice, single and not gay and who have long given up the hope of finding someone. Looks-wise you don't have to worry too much, the character is far more important to women than looks. The character you are portraying in this ad is unfortunately not going to help you in finding any woman, but for the one who's pic I posted. She's still available though. Good luck.

As I mentioned in Part 1, most women want more depth to their relationship than a drinking buddy or a fuck buddy. Secondly, I would suggest that you try working on yourself first ( I saw that pic of you on the roof) as you said you are a "wreck" so that you can offer any prospective women the best possible you. No woman wants a wreck, unless she's working for a demolition company and wrecks go directly to the junk yard.

You're 42 and only had a few girlfriends? Maybe this explains why it appears that you have a very limited understanding of what women and need from a relationship with a man.

My best suggestion to you is to buy a Porn magazine or an inflatable woman and sleep and drink with it. As most women would want you to offer them more then just excess adipose tissue, beer, pizza, and your "weiner".

Perhaps, "the big gap in your life that you need to fill", is really the emptyness of your character and who you are as a person. Again, I would recommend working on that first.

Good luck!

Grinner requested that the replies to his first posting be removed. To do so, however, would be unfair to the people who took the time to write those replies. Replies can't be removed simply because the topic starter doesn't like them. The replies didn't break any forum usage guidelines. Rather, they were all well-intentioned helpful advice. So instead the topic was closed. Had it been known that Grinner was going to simply start a new and almost identical topic then the first one wouldn't have been closed at all. Incidently, normally "Fuck buddy sought" type adverts do not belong on this website. There are plenty of other websites for that kind of thing. We're making a one off exception in this case though because Grinner is such an established member of the forum.

hey lavendarrain. are u trying to help him or cursing him? looks like u feel insulted so u are going for a revenge.

Chill.. According to her profile she's only 8 years old What would she know of the world

Note: It helps to be truthfull with the details in your profile, so people don't get the wrong ideas/impressions.

I actually think this whole thread is probably another Grinner wind up, hence trying to give him advice is probably just a waste of time.

Makes sense

Ouch! Uhm... Ouch.

I saw the photo also, I thought he looked friendly and had a nice smile. (mostly wondered why the two LNBs, can you get signal from two sats on one dish, if one is Astra 2, what's the other? Anyway...)

The "wreck" statement isn't one you should jump to agree with... Let it go, if he already thinks it, what point was there to pound on it? Just rude. And I've seen much worse looking guys with fairly attractive women (and vice versa), so I'd not hang it everything on that.

I'd say work on all of it together, as you can, as you have time, as it makes you feel better about yourself... and screw what other people want to change your image to...

I think Lavenderrain probably just got offended/disgusted by Grinner's attitude towards women or rather, how it appears to be after having read these threads. If some of the men on this forum cannot understand why women would find such statements offensive, well, it says quite a bit about these men then doesn't it. I agree though that Lavenderrain's assessment of Grinner's complete character was also not befitting. He can be a very nice chap.

Why is this thread is the 'language exchange' section? Is Edbob sending Grinner a hint?

Tandem, yeah. Looking for a fuck buddy.