We need to invent a TT cocktail

Just chatting with another TTer about this Friday's Cocktail Night at Negroni and it occurred to me that we need to invent a TT cocktail that we can export to the world, well, Munich at least and Germany in general.

Now my preference would be a TTT, Toytown Tequila Tester or something equally trite but i'm sure there are some amateur or semi pro cocktail meisters on here somewhere that could come up with a more convincing mix that we can educate the bars and cocktail houses of Munich and Germany to master?

Any ideas anyone for a scintillating mixture that encapsulates the mood and feisty nature that Toytown is?

I'll buy the first round of the new TT Cocktail on friday should anyone come up with a workable and suitably alcoholic new gargle.

anything with Vodka/Southern Comfort/ Rum, I will personally be a taste tester!

Traitor! I thought you were a tokillya bird?

depends on the quantity.

I think anything with Absinth in is good, and generally 'flaming' to get the effect!

Chase bars in the UK sell 'Flaming Homers' as seen on Simpson’s, without the cough syrup and with Absinth, does the trick and the harden drinkers can inhale the gasses after for that extra head rush. Oh I miss the student life (sure my liver doesn’t).

Here's another vote for rum or vodka base.

try this:

vodka
white rum
dark rum
pineapple juice
lime juice
ginger ale
a dash of coke

I call this a "Barry Island Ice Tea"

I think the TT cocktail should be strongly based on the Bloody Mary- full of fire (vodka), blood (tomato juice), spice of life (tobasco) and all that. Restaurants and pubs would probably call it "Bloody Hell- the TTers have arrived".

Equal parts:
Rumple Minz
Jagermeister
Goldschlager

underlie with mixture of Creme De Minth and cream.

That should knock your socks off.

How about a cocktail in which the ingredients all begin with "T", I'll start the list:

Tequila
Triple Sec
Tonic
Tomato Juice
Tobasco

When we have a complete list of ingredients (by tomorrow 12:00), we could then start inventing the drinks in time for friday.

i don't think names of drinks or spirits should be part of the name as there are too many different tastes and opinions on what is the best drink. will think today of a witty name (still too early to be creative)

OG- when are you guys back so we can try some of your Barry Island Ice tea?

by the way OG make awesome Capi's!

Isn't too early at all: TTTTT, Totally Tantalizing Toytown Tipple

@planetmoni: we could include brandnames beginning with "T", that would more or less cover anyones taste!

If you're all making the cocktail night a regular event, I'm sure if you put the request in with the bar themselves, they will invent one for you. Get them to come up with two or three and then pick your winner.

A bit of a bastardisation of my fav, but how about the...

TIT - Toytown Ice Tea.

Pretty strong and the nice blue colour is in fitting with the forum.

20 ml gin
20 ml vodka
20 ml white rum
20 ml Cointreau
20 ml blue curacao

Fill with Lemonade

Give's a taste of your TIT

Now that would certainly get the night going!

Titular Tonic

Toxic Tonic

Tempest Torrent

Tongue Tourniquet

Trailor Trash

Troll Tsunami

Twilight Tea

Tanker Tipple

I'm liking your thinking Lions, free cocktails under the auspices of "testing".

Mix the following:

Add 3 parts of information to one part trivia and gossip.
Add a large splash of humour
Add a splash of bile (can be omitted if preferred).
Sprinkle with conviviality.

Pour over crushed egos and ice cold wit.
Garnish with nuts and fruity banter.

Best Served well chilled.

Excile, here is another for you

Take a troll
add
50 cls of opinion
10 cls of bad spelling
15 cls of dodgy grammar
5 cls of lazy typing

mix with a grammar-nazi until over-heated

add monkey and kitten picture and serve with popcorn.

Jump Up And Kiss Me

1 oz Light Rum
1/4 oz Dark Rum
1/4 oz Galliano
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Lemon Juice
2 oz Pineapple Juice
Shake with ice in a cocktail shaker and pour into a Sling Glass or a Brandy Snifter. Garnish with an orange slice and cherry.

Is the name of that cocktail an offer?

CONSPIRACY COCKTAIL!

Careful eurvol, you don't want to accuse them of forming the "C-word".

Think we got a few new one's to try anyway plus the pitch to get the bar to invent something for us

How about a "Toytown Tornado" for a name, all we need now is a potent cocktail to suit it!

On the point of (new) cocktails, has anyone ever heard of the "BMW"?

2 Parts Baileys
1 Part Malibu
1 Part Whisky (ordinary blended is fine and certainly don't use a peated whisky)

I am assured it is very morish, goes down extremely well but is very lethal.
MT

not sure if i would like Malibu and Whisky together...

How about Frangelico, U'Luvka, Chartreuse and Kahlúa then?

Never even heard of U'Luvka?

Edit : I see it's top class Vodka, probably the reason i don't know it!

Fangelico with Chartreuse sounds a bit weird to me, but I'd be willing to try it!

Edit: according to google U'Luvka is a type of vodka.

And the FUCK part just went right over your heads.

I cannot have anything with kahlua or Tia Maria.

4cl Vodka
2cl Tequila
1cl Malibu
Ginger Ale
1/2 freshly squeezed lime

Still haven't decided on a name yet, any suggestions?

it did taste good, now we just need a cool name for Uncle Nick's invention