Here's a comprehensive list of the great things in Munich, as listed by people who live here:
Great beer - particularly the weissbier. The Oktoberfest (a.k.a: Wies'n). Girls in dirndls.
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Good public transport - clean, safe, comprehensive, punctual, reasonably priced. You can say you'll meet someone and get the subway and arrive on time. Cycle routes everywhere - you can ride a bike and not get killed by some idiot in a white van.
Open-Air anything - pools, cinema, concerts, beergardens, afterwork parties.
Dancing close with a beautiful woman wearing a demure dirndl to a nasty groove in a disco, while she occasionally chugs a beer or puffs a cig with her beautiful dirndl-clad maiden friends.
The Cops / Policemen - they look like friendly forest rangers. And there are so few of 'em. I have not yet had the experience in Munich that I did driving down the 10 towards Santa Monica when there were not 2, not 4, but 9 police helicopters hovering in slow formation towards downtown, truly an "Apocalypse Now" kinda moment.
People healthy + honest and cossetted by a generous welfare state, apartments cheaper.
Clean, safe streets with so little violence. Compare this to the North of England, anyone who has had to live in Leeds for longer than a few weeks or been to Newcastle/Leeds/Manchester for a Saturday night out will appreciate Munich.
Greenery - lots of it. Gern has phenomenally green and has loads of trees, and is right opposite Taxisgarten.
As for the women, they are one of the best attractions of this city, especially when you are lying amongst them on a Starnberger Lake summer day.
Dantebad on a summer Friday afternoon for a beer and a swim.
Sitting at Cafe Roma in the afternoon to watch the posers go by
A half chicken (Halbes Hendl) and a jug of beer (Maß Helles)
Natural blondes.
Bookshops that provide seats so you can browse in comfort, rather than squatting uncomfortably or leaning against books that others are trying to look at.
In restaurants you don't have to "Please wait to be served" even if the place is nearly empty. And afterwards they don't immediately bring you the bill the second you say you don't want a coffee or dessert.
Floating down the eisbach on a hot day. Or the Isar Floßfahrt - cheezy but fun.
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Some of the most stunning mountains in the world - the Alps. Incredible skiing (and ski touring) - less than 1 hour from the city. Then drinking Gluwein of Jager Tee after a day on the piste.
Sunny weather.
Tasty bread from Hopfisterei.
Wonderful smelling forests (eg. Perlacher Forest).
Rei Deer seen regularly.
Starnberger See on a weekday in summer.
Italy just south for the Renaissance stuff.
Prague just East for one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
The "Lange Nacht der Musik".
After work party at Reitschule.
A 10-minute commute.
Hearing "Silent Night" sung in a midnight mass in a Bavarian village at Christmas.
Athleticism - no Taco Bells in Munich.
Physical puritanism - none.
Doner Kebabs - tasty 'n cheap.
Public drinking - no hangups.
Deutsches Museum - Pretty neato.
Classical music - promoted. Welcomed.
Architecture - interesting + gargoyles!
Television - soft-core pornography (this appreciation lasts all of 2 minutes, though).
Wonderful mountain biking through forest trails.
In short, there's something completely right about that juxtaposition between the old world and the new.
Thanks to the following people for their contributions to this article:
Jeremy, jordigo, karambos, Keydeck, randy, showem