I cannot see much chance of me retiring here in Germany. But if I return to the UK I can retire early:
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Early retirement ages currently approved by the Inland Revenue:
Aircraft pilot 55, Athletes 35, Badminton players 35, Boxers 35, Brass instrument players 55, Circus animal trainers 50, Cricketers 40, Croupiers 50, Cyclists 35, Dancers 35, Deep sea and inshore fishermen 55, Divers 40, Fire-fighters 55, Footballers 35, Golfers 40, Jockeys (flat racers 45, national hunt 35), Martial arts professionals 50, Models 35, Money brokers (dealers 50, managers 55), Motorcycle racers 40, Motor Racing drivers 40, Newscasters 50, Nurses including physiotherapists, midwives and health visitors who are female 55, Offshore riggers 50, Royal Marine non-commissioned reservists 45, Rugby League players 35, Rugby league referees 50, Singers 55, Skiers downhill 35, Speedway riders 40, Squash players 35, Table Tennis players 35, Tennis players 35, Trapeze Artists 40, Wrestlers 35.
I am in the above :-) Guess which one.