QUOTE (Exile @ Aug 24 2005, 12:01 pm)
I want a word with god about my inheritance.
More than happy to take it from you Exile
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More than happy to take it from you Exile
I hope God meant "reveal myself" not in the sense of taking clothes off.
I wanted to appear unto you tonight in a burning bush.
But the bitch shaved
But the bitch shaved
QUOTE (Gen @ Aug 24 2005, 12:07 pm)
I hope God meant "reveal myself" not in the sense of taking clothes off.
We can discuss this in the lavatories Gen.
Exile you can keep your inheritance, it's going down the pan anyway.
Thus spake the old fart.
I only hope that someone can teach me how to oogle, it sounds like fun.
Thus spake the old fart.
I only hope that someone can teach me how to oogle, it sounds like fun.
Me thinks God= one of xargon, Andrew or OG. I am tempted to throw in 3 Lions but not sure.
It is definitely not me!
xargon is the one and only true God. In the words of Psioni "everything else is created and not the creator".
xargon is the one and only true God. In the words of Psioni "everything else is created and not the creator".
Xargon cant be god because God owes me a lot of things but not a Margherita!!!
@roots
Well Zeus was always appearing in many forms, usually to have his way with mortal females
Well Zeus was always appearing in many forms, usually to have his way with mortal females
And there I was thinking it was you, Roots...
@Exile
I think you have Zeus and Roots confused
I think you have Zeus and Roots confused
Wait a sec, how did I miss this? God is coming to curry night?
Sign me up, please.
Sign me up, please.
Is like when little Johnny was asked which part of the body goes to heaven first
He replied The Feet
He replied The Feet
When Teacher asked why
Johnny said
"I was passing my mums room last night and I saw her with her feet in the air shouting Oh God I'm Coming"
Johnny said
"I was passing my mums room last night and I saw her with her feet in the air shouting Oh God I'm Coming"
QUOTE (Jeeves @ Aug 24 2005, 1:15 pm)
And there I was thinking it was you, Roots...
I hear that a lot now-a-days
[img]http://maxhaynes.com/ART/photofun/woody/A.-Sex-God.jpg[/img]
Does anyone know if its OK to oogle in the presence of god?
QUOTE (Rus @ Aug 24 2005, 1:14 pm)
Xargon cant be god because God owes me a lot of things but not a Margherita!!!
As long as you first give thanks for His blessings.
I will add Georgiagirl to my list oooglees then!
I have a bone to pick with God as well! How come my brother and sisters always got more ice-cream than me when I was a kid, huh? See you tonight God, that is if you can take it..
ps: to all the others, looking forward to seeing you again!
p.p.s: will unfortunately once again not be able to stay very long.
See you tonight God, that is if you can take it..ps: to all the others, looking forward to seeing you again!
p.p.s: will unfortunately once again not be able to stay very long.
QUOTE (Exile @ Aug 24 2005, 1:21 pm)
Does anyone know if its OK to oogle in the presence of god?
God gave you eyes just for that. oogle all you want.
God=jml I think
wow, all the pressure then to look good! Espcecially for God, as I have never met him, and its quite an honour.
Met HER! Don't you know anything ?
Well Carm I could always take you to heaven and back
Oh, promises, promises!
I can not be bothered to creat a false "Frederick Nieztche"username (not sure about the spelling) and post "God is dead". Anyway looking forward to going there again.
Was it there that the following photo was taken:
Was it there that the following photo was taken:
Andrew: yep that's the place.
Well I’m all of a quiver before my meeting with God and then doing a bit of oogling on the side, so I’m up for a drink or two early doors, say 6:30-ish.
“ooglee� has been voted my word of the month btw.
In the beginning was the word but I bet it wasn’t “ooglee�.
“ooglee� has been voted my word of the month btw.
In the beginning was the word but I bet it wasn’t “ooglee�.
Why do you think God created Eve with no kit on?
She was the worlds first ooglee
With god and adam the ooglers
She was the worlds first ooglee
With god and adam the ooglers
QUOTE (Rus @ Aug 24 2005, 12:40 pm)
Why do you think God created Eve with no kit on?
Because god didn't need to create "shopping" untill Eve turned up on the scene
Now that's a serious conversation-stopper.
I blame it all on the snake
But god has to review his punishment policy
They took the apple, on the advice of the snake, got banished from the garden and covered themselves up
Whilst the snake was made to slither on his belly for the rest of eternity
As opposed to what? Walking around on all fours like snakes used to do???
But god has to review his punishment policy
They took the apple, on the advice of the snake, got banished from the garden and covered themselves up
Whilst the snake was made to slither on his belly for the rest of eternity
As opposed to what? Walking around on all fours like snakes used to do???
@MB - If I ever appear sexist you can be assured thats its only in a post-mordern ironic way
@god
Tell us why you put a tree with forbidden fruit and a serpent in the garden in first place.
@god
Tell us why you put a tree with forbidden fruit and a serpent in the garden in first place.
@exile
I was joking.
I was joking.
QUOTE (Exile @ Aug 24 2005, 12:58 pm)
@god
Tell us why you put a tree with forbidden fruit and a serpent in the garden in first place.
Tell us why you put a tree with forbidden fruit and a serpent in the garden in first place.
Holy joke
I wanted to see if my theory on Temptation worked.
QUOTE (MajorBummer @ Aug 24 2005, 12:24 pm)
How come my brother and sisters always got more ice-cream than me when I was a kid, huh?
So that you could remain young and slender my child.
Ok, we now have 20. Few more people and we take over the damn restaurant. I heard itz a cozy lil place.
Is it not the case that all the smokers there, including myself always go outside to have a cigarette unless it is long after the meal is over??
It bugs me to see someone putting a "non smoking section please" thing on their posts, when we do go outside to smoke to be considerate
It bugs me to see someone putting a "non smoking section please" thing on their posts, when we do go outside to smoke to be considerate
QUOTE (roots @ Aug 24 2005, 2:13 pm)
Ok, we now have 20. Few more people and we take over the damn restaurant. I heard itz a cozy lil place.
It's all God's fault for creating such a stir. Perhaps He/She would be willing to share a seat, in order to accomodate more guests?
Andrew don't confuse God by asking negative questions.
Know what, I think God is definitely Sin. Failing that it is Izabella.
God is going to turn up like 32D
Or UpQuark, that hypothetical subelemental particular being.
No, I think God will turn up like this
[img]http://www.elizalou.com/journal/ohmygod.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.elizalou.com/journal/ohmygod.jpg[/img]
Andrew, my friend is also a smoker, I have never had a problem with smokers at the table when they wait for us to finish eating. As I know both of you are not selfish people who blow smoke in peoples faces.
@Carm
Does this friend have a name?
And possibly a description so we know who we are oogling
Does this friend have a name?
And possibly a description so we know who we are oogling
thank you Carm for acknowledging that we are considerate about it, and we do go outside to smoke precisely not to inflict our smoke on other people at the table. I find it annoying to see non smoker section please, when we bloody well don't smoke inside.
Her stats are-
Name- Helen
Birthplace- Swindon, England
Job- translator
Hair- Darkish with blond highlights, long
Distinguishing Marks- nosepierced
Happy now!
Name- Helen
Birthplace- Swindon, England
Job- translator
Hair- Darkish with blond highlights, long
Distinguishing Marks- nosepierced
Happy now!
No!
Shes from Swindon!!!
Shes from Swindon!!!
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