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How to pick up a German ice princess

Suggestions for finding a hot girl in Berlin

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fatcat

28.Feb.2007 12:50 hrs

Here is what will happen to you when you approach the hot german ice princess:

Braumeister: Hi.. uh.. nice shoes, blah blah... I think you're beautiful. ..soo... do you come here often?
Ice Princess: You can stop now, cause were not going to fuck..

Or worse.. she'll ask you to buy her a drink and bat her eyelashes at you, and you'll supplicate her and then once she has her drink, she'll stop talking to you. You have to remember, its not her fault for being a bitch, its her protection mechanism from the barrage of bore she has to deal with every day... Just ask the 25 other guys who came up to her before you did. You can try the other clubs, but don't expect to do any better.

If she says she can't speak english, thats just a nice way of saying..."get lost, Im not interested in talking to you"... and I'm not picking on you.. I used to make the same mistakes too.

Saw this post in the other thread... and now you really got me curious. What IS the proper way to find and approach a beautiful German woman??

Keydeck

28.Feb.2007 12:53 hrs

What IS the proper way to find and approach a beautiful German woman??

At no more than 0.5m per second. Apparently their vision is based on movement.

Blatently stolen reference

fatcat

28.Feb.2007 12:56 hrs

how about some venues and tips on what to say when you meet a german girl?

Punchbear

28.Feb.2007 12:59 hrs

[s]Netzer & Overrath? Now that the windows are gone, it's more meat locker than aquarium.
But a great bar all the same.[/s]
Oh, that Berlin. Is there a Fleischmarkt F**k in Berlin? Otherwise I'm out.

eurovol

28.Feb.2007 13:06 hrs

I know a few parking lots where you can pick up any number of German girls and other nationalities as well.

fatcat

28.Feb.2007 13:07 hrs

Netzer & Overrath? Now that the windows are gone, it's more meat locker than aquarium.
But a great bar all the same.

That place is in Munich!
And when I meet a German girl, what should I say to her?

cabbagefairy

28.Feb.2007 13:13 hrs

Hi is a good place to start. If she is interested she will say it back and stick around. Otherwise you will be greeted with a "erm hi" followed by a quick nod of the head to her friends and a swift get away into the dance floor.

Punchbear

28.Feb.2007 13:17 hrs

That place is in Munich!

I know, I know, I missed that part of the breadcrumb.

And when I meet a German girl, what should I say to her?

You say "Servus Süsser, ich habe ins Internet mal gelesen dass dein Vater eine Brauerei besitzt? Du heisst doch Paris Augustiner, ned wahr?".
If she looks at you blankly then back away slowly saying "Keine Panik, ich wollte bloss mein Deutsch ausprobieren - es ist so schwierig ins Gespräch mit euch zu kommen. Was findet ihr lustig dann? Ausser mein Gesicht.".

first-time-caller

28.Feb.2007 13:18 hrs

firemans lift.

Punchbear

28.Feb.2007 13:19 hrs

Followed by buckets to your mates. Tag teams work best.

fatcat

28.Feb.2007 13:36 hrs

Im a nice guy, but the german women I meet seem to either not be interested, or can't speak english. What is a nice, decent looking guy suppose to do? With all the talk about boring german men, how are they able to find themselves a girlfriend?

Wee Mun

28.Feb.2007 13:47 hrs

Because these ice maidens want a boring german guy.

I gave up on german bints years ago, I cannot behave myself well enough for them

Have had no problem on the girlfriend front as I look for the right qualities... non-german!

coolerking

28.Feb.2007 14:01 hrs

sounds more like english girls back in the 80's to me . I think german girls on the whole are ok as long as you don't feed them with corny chat up lines. If you think theres no chemistry between you then don't buy her a drink then make your excuses and leave quite simple really

first-time-caller

28.Feb.2007 14:02 hrs

Fatcat what clubs and pubs have you been going to in Berlin?

gururise

28.Feb.2007 14:34 hrs

Just a few tips.
1. I recommend to NEVER buy a girl you just met a drink.
2. Most girls you are gonna meet are bored, and looking for some sort of stimulation to break out of their boring daily routine.
3. The 3 Second Rule: If you see a girl you like, go up and talk to her within 3 seconds.. If you wait longer, you are gonna look like you are not sure of yourself and that you are scared.

I think German girls are awesome. They have cool accents, and once you get past their Bitch Shields, they can be genuinely nice people.

Good Luck.

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