Dear lord, what drugs are you on. The only time you whack an egg in a beer is if you are making a redeye. Do you know how to make a redeye, young Mrs Sarabyrd?
Sugar rush at the moment, pure Coca Cola to keep me going. You asked for beer, you got beer. Drink it or pass it. And I hope you feel better soon, regardless of what you imbibe.
P.S. Can you make chicken stock with beer? Chicken soup is always a good idea for a cold.