Lack of women in the former East Germany

Yes, I am into buff blondes. Sounds good to me...just depends on whether he can handle us

For no real reason i suddenly feel i should repeat myself ...




Altho i am kinda flattered by the sudden interest.

And BQ, we need to talk about that privacy thing sometime

I have the sneaking suspicion I am about to get told off via PM from Mr. Fixit.. 1...2...3...
and Fixit Locutus, don't roll your eyes at us, I know damn well how much you are enjoying this. Little player!

Now, From the superficial standpoint ... If any of you ladies look like this dame, i am willing to make an exception.

And in that case I'd even make the effort of handling anyone in any way required

Oh and BQ, I am kinda glad i didnt sent you those photos i mentioned earlier yet - now *that* wouldve been embarrassing

And yes, you can forget about them now ;p

And i dont look like that doode *at* *all*.

And my tits are smaller, too ;p

I don't need them, I have a great imagination.

Care to explain? Are there any connotations to my nickname that i wasnt aware of?

You are not going believe this, but I actually dated Mr.Hessen who was the third runner up in Mr.Germany contest. (The guy on the far right) For some reason things did not spark between us and I lost interest. I just looked up the list for the Mr.Germany contestants and almost fell my chair, too funny.

But (to change the subject) isnt Diana Rigg / Emma Peel just wonderful? She was my first love, and she'll always be ;p

Based on that photo, second runner-up.

I just laughed my ass off ... Mr. Germany really does seem to have a remote resemblance to Bugs Bunny

Okay, second runner-up, whatever.

Now, is it the wine I am sipping right now, or do some of these contestants have really funny looking chests?

This probably isnt so funny, but did i already confess that my Granddad (who supposedly i inherited a good part of my features from) was an SS Officer?



Well, feeling perverse already ladies?

Mwahhahaha ... some of these ladies have more breast then some of my exes, not kidding!

But my exes looked better ;p

should have been at Curry night last night, alot of very attractive TT women with larger breasts were there.

Whats/Whos Curry?

Mr.Fixit TT members get together and have dinners at Indian restaurants and they call them "Curry nights".

the weekly Munich curry night.

I just want to welcome you to the community JE


Fucking hell - gorgeous pecs and skin - face is okay - wouldn't throw him out of bed

Oh and for all those that were wondering but didnt yet receive the PM: Thats me, at work:

Would have to disagree - the best looking man in Germany, I think not!

That looks like a woman pretending to be a man... and no, I don't think anyone was wondering...

Pssst! Dont tell anyone ;p

Mr.Fixit, you should have sent that photo as a candidate who wants to run for Mr. Germany. I am sure you would have beaten Mr.Berlin and gotten the crown.

There's lots of that going on these days. Only common denominator is that they're always fucking weirdos that do it.

You are of course right that i should have, and every sane person can see that from the pic i posted... but these Mr/Miss Elections are probably run by Diebold anyway ... I mean who would honestly believe that *this* is supposed to be Germanys most beautiful Woman:

Soo ... No wonder they chose Mr. Bugs Bunny over me

Thinking of it ... The jury is probably not gay but just has a rodent fetish ... a hamster and a rabbit ... ;P

Okay, Miss Germany does not look like an average German girl, she rather looks like some exotic beauty. I guess they picked her cause there seems to more and more exotic looking girls and guys winning the Miss/Mr World title nowadays.

Spent FAR too long on the sunbed, pecs are a bit OTT and he's obviously shaved his chest.
Bit of a cliché really, dunno if I'd bother.

Well, most importantly she is not very pretty.
I wouldnt touch her, seriously.
And i don't even consider beauty the prime criteria when deciding whether or not i like a woman. But she is just repulsive to me and that is apart from the fact she looks like she's 15.

'Exotic beauty' - Lifeisabuffet, you really need to get out more.

Exotic beauty, eh? Sounds like code for a chick with a dick to me. Plenty of those on Gloucester Road so Lassie tells me. One of them, again according to Lassie, goes by the name of Leon79...but that must've been a year ago so perhaps it's our very own Leon80??? The mind boggles. Certainly something seems quite trans-gender about 'him'.

I had a very pervy PM from him yesterday too. But I'm ignoring it.
(not Lassie, Leon80) LOL

As a woman, I don't think she looks so bad. Then again, men have a different perception of beauty. Hams, I don't date women, I only date men and have dated men from different backgrounds so I should get out where?
Jimbo for you information I only go for men, so you can get off my leg.

Ok now, for the uninitiated, whats the fuzz with this leon80 running gag?

Really? I keep getting pervy PMs from Lassie.

@MrFixit - Leon80 is just some bloke who showed up the other night - just a bit of a moron, not much more to it than that really.

I don't get any pervy PMs at all. Feeling neglected.

Was a very aggressive poster recently and has a tendency to send pervy pms.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Berlin is kind of exempt from the lack of eastern women thing. It's the capital, and there are a ton of foreigners that come here. Dating can be hard as HELL here if you don't know how to break the ice, speaking from experience. I'm not the only one to say this either.

That being said, Berlin is worth seeing.

Lifeisabuffet - I'm a woman and think she's ugly as sin - I think most people would agree that she definately doesn't deserve to win the title of Miss. Germany. Walking in the English Garden one comes across women who'd be more eligible. And what makes her exotic - being a brunette with dark eyes?

Yay! I knew you'd bite eventually. Leon been chatting you up recently, or perhaps sending you pervy PMs? You seem to be the only chica that he's NOT chatting to - how come?

How come everyone is SO FUCKING AGGRESSIVE these last few days? Is it the arrival of certain new fucktard members stirring things up or perhaps the odd weather is causing it. Very odd indeed.

Jimbo I reported you to the admin. Have a wonderful day.

Really?!? OH NO!!! Quick RUUUUNNN!!!

I noticed it too. Perhaps we should skin up big doobie and all just like chill man.

Jimbo - What a way to start the weekend! Hope it doesn't ruin it for you.

Oumm ... You obviously hang out at the wrong places or the with the wrong crowd, Madam.
Admittedly, Berlin got its own rules. But then, i might be misunderstanding what you mean by 'dating' in that context.

Aynway, aren't these titles based on very superficial stuff?

There are good looking women and good looking men.
But do you really want to get to know and/or shag THE perfect specimen?

Can you forward them to me, I'd like to check out if they are really pervy or just pervy wannabes?

Now we both know that is not true, but now that you've put yourself out there, I'm sure someone will oblige