Advice on getting a new phone line to work

As can clearly be seen from the photo, I have correctly wired red cable A to the green cable, and snapped in the BeeTeel 100 to the Grommet Splitter, running that parallel to the cyperspace 45 with the chrome flanges.

At the moment I can only get Radio Luxembourg so wondering now if I need to cut the red or green cable to start ignition sequence?

You appear to have omitted the bolognese sauce.

You forgot the digital display with the countdown, and of course there has to be a big red button hooked up somewhere, too. What were you thinking of?

Where have all the good men gone?
And where are all the gods?
Wheres the street-wise hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isnt there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night toss and turn and dream of what I need

Alright...

I'll see you Monday PM.

G

I actually prefer vinaigrette dressing with my Kabel-Salat.

You lucky bastard - must be a doddle to wipe those clean when you're finished.

I have staff employed to lick flanges clean. Out here in the sticks we pay €2 an hour, so makes sense to make use of them.

€2 - that's not a bad rate. Last time I was out there I saw that, accoding to Bild, there are some workers only making €1,92 an hour. I'd lick flanges all day for under €1,-- an hour.

Do you find it worse to lick rusty flanges - or pretty much the same?

Rusty roof = damp basement, which often means rusty flanges, though I've never tried - you?

Wow, front page material.

Must be a slow week!