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Breast-boosting beer

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Keydeck
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European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.

The millet-ale called Boza which is made from fermented wheat flour and yeast is being snapped up by bar owners, shopkeepers and shoppers from across Europe.

They are said to be keen for their wives and girlfriends to benefit from its reported ability to make women's breasts grow.
Boza looks well nasty!



And this guy sounds like he's talking about his tomatoes!

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Constantin Barbu crossed the Danube from Romania to buy Boza in the Bulgarian border town of Ruse.

He said: "I've bought a case for my wife to try out. I really hope I see an improvement."


Sauce
bern
Rubbish.
jeremy
disappointing post Mr Deck.

Usually threads like this contain breasts to look at.

must try harder.
Keydeck
I was just selecting something appropriate.
portliestgigolo
these buds are for you.
Lassie
Is that picture Inflatablewoman?
jeremy
eeeeeh

I prefer my breasts to have somewhat less chest hair.
portliestgigolo
so do I, but I hate the stubble when it grows back.
Keydeck
QUOTE (jeremy @ Jan 12 2007, 3:16 pm) *
I prefer my breasts to have somewhat less chest hair.


HelterSkelter
Well, in that case go on and have a shave... happy.gif
bern
So if men drink it, do they grow boobies too? Yuck!
portliestgigolo
If you've noticed, regular beer will do that too if you give yourself enough time, and are committed.
bern
Hah! Good point. Though it usually starts around the belly. Don't know many that are dedicated enough to move on to boobs.
HelterSkelter
They are so dedicated, you wouldn't even get to know them... 24/7 in the pub is a hard job... you can watch 'em on Eurosport at nights though playing darts.
Keydeck
If I remember rightly, when the Hello Boys adverts came out in '98, Eva Herzigova put her boobs down to drinking beer.

bern
Note to self...drink more beer.
Jimbo
note to Bern - once done with the beer drinking post photos of self in underwear on internet.
bern
Really need to get rid of my camera...
Kay
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Jan 12 2007, 3:09 pm) *
Boza looks well nasty!

And the taste is equally ghastly. Before anyone starts asking questions about its breast-enhancing properties, please note that I only TASTED IT ONCE so I have no idea whether the claims are true, all right?
Keydeck
QUOTE (bern @ Jan 12 2007, 3:11 pm) *
Rubbish.


QUOTE (bern @ Jan 12 2007, 3:24 pm) *
Note to self...drink more beer.


13 minutes to be convinced. Impressive.
bern
Firstly, I said rubbish to the stuff you posted about. I said I should drink more BEER. Real beer. Not weird crap concocted in someone's basement.

Secondly, I'm just an open minded person. tongue.gif
Jenny L
Oh jebus. I dare not drink that beer with the way I party. Talk about toppling over. unsure.gif
Carm
QUOTE (Jenny L @ Jan 12 2007, 3:33 pm) *
Talk about toppling over. unsure.gif



guess that is my problem! unsure.gif
Keydeck
Yes, Bern, JennyL, Carm...you guys don't need this stuff. No drinky the big booby boozy.
Carm
so, is there a list in the men's forum of who does?
arshoo
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Jan 12 2007, 3:42 pm) *
Yes, Bern, JennyL, Carm...you guys don't need this stuff.


*opening can of worms*

who on TT do you think needs it then keydeck tongue.gif

EDIT: Carm beat me to it!!!
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[img]http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3690/timrobbinssmmanboobs5er.jpg[/img]
Tim drinks it !
bern
Gosh gee willackers, KD. You shouldn't say such things!!
Keydeck
Figured that comment would raise a titter.

Personally I don't think anyone needs it. I love wonderous variety. Just that some people don't need it more than others. It's a 2 legs 4 legs thing.
arshoo
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Jan 12 2007, 3:44 pm) *
Personally I don't think anyone needs it.


I disagree - Keira does need it!! or wait a minute, scratch last comment, I need Keira to need it!
bern
Having flash backs to an 80s song right now...
Katrina
QUOTE (Keydeck @ Jan 12 2007, 3:44 pm) *
It's a 2 legs 4 legs thing

Better that than a "2 kegs 4 kegs" thing.
Inflatablewoman
QUOTE (Lassie @ Jan 12 2007, 3:16 pm) *
Is that picture Inflatablewoman?


Oi! You cheeky sod. No way do I have that much chest hair.
Keydeck
QUOTE (bern @ Jan 12 2007, 3:47 pm) *
Having flash backs to an 80s song right now...


Which one?
arshoo
surely which two?
bern
Cheap Trick. I Want You to Want Me

In response to Arshoo's "I need Keira to need it."
Inflatablewoman
QUOTE (bern @ Jan 12 2007, 3:56 pm) *


Class tune. Thanks for posting! smile.gif
gideon
QUOTE (Inflatablewoman @ Jan 12 2007, 3:47 pm) *
Oi! You cheeky sod. No way do I have that much chest hair.

Actualy that's a future pic of lassie in july.
Lassie
QUOTE (gideon @ Jan 12 2007, 4:21 pm) *
Actualy that's a future pic of lassie in july.


too little chest hair. i'm going bald, but not there!
Inflatablewoman
QUOTE (Lassie @ Jan 12 2007, 4:45 pm) *
i'm going bald, but not there!


Don't worry the pre-pubescent look is all the rage.
Carm
wonder if they have this beer at Barschweine, we can test the theory tonight. laugh.gif
Moonboot
British women have the biggest boobies according to this study...
MichiS
Doesn't the alliteration BBB usually stand for Bikes, Boobs and beer?
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