Munich nutters - freaks weirdos and craziees

Synthrol is the oil type.

There are serious bad effects. I believe this guys name is Peter Hiesinger. World record for truck pulling!!

He is only 26 and seriously ill after all that injections.

Not a good thing to do.

@ Moonboot

It's called "synthol".

pls don't post that link - I'm still suffering from ur male camel toe pics ...

@ Deccie
I've seen the pics of him attempting to pull the truck but I didnt know he actually got it to move ? Are u serious ?

Dear Zeppelin,

You Mr. Universe?? Take my advice and get a taxi or friend with a car... there is NO WAY you can schlepp this thing on public transport... dimensions ca. 60cm x 60 cm x 50 cm and bloody heavy... pick-up doesn't have to be tomorrow if you need to coerce transport owning friends. Where you live anyway?

Still interested??

Featherlight

@parnell

check out the balloons in these. and he does move the truck. discusting really.

http://www.sportlog.pl/index.php?option=co...=299&Itemid=122

I didnt know how big, or heavy it was... no need to call me a nutter...

Maybe a Zeppelin is stronger than a Featherlight?

@ Deccie and Renia
You know I don't have an ounce of sympathy for that kid, even using an enormous stack of roids he'd have to put in some effort with lifting and stuff , but no , he thought he could just stick a needle in his arm and pump that oil in and hey presto big arms. PC folks would say "kid has an obvious image issue" - well fuck man I could show u a couple 1000 bodybuilders who feel the same and if roids were legal they'd be shooting them into their eyeballs... bit of education goes a long way.

Something you just stumbled across while innocently surfing the web, eh?

I second, third, or whatever number we're up to, about not posting that link.

But surely the oil alone wouldn't make him strong? I thought he was pulling trucks?

He's not/was never strong at all , "pulling" trucks is more a matter of momentum generated from the legs.

A few hours ago I saw the most ridiculous guy ever. A mid-aged man wearing a golden dress with a victorian style skirt, colorful leggings, gray socks, red wings, a red purse attached to his back and carrying a bike into the u-bahn in marienplatz. Oh, and he was also talking to himself or to some imaginary friend or something.

Was it one of the guys from Little Britain?

Oh red wings and a red purse.

Every fool know wings should match the hat and the socks but never the purse.

What a wierdo !

Oh, and he also hat a bike helmet covered with tinfoil!!

A follower of BlueDave perhaps ?

On Lindwurmstr Sunday afternoon I ran past an oldish man in a bright striped cardigan waving a homemade white triangle shaped flag on a stick. When I went past, he put up both his hands in an "I surrender" motion...

There's an old bloke who used to sit on the bench at the Tram stop at Romanplatz when I lived there for 6 months. When you walk past him, he waits a little bit before shouting "STEHENBLEIBEN" at the top of his voice. I think he may be off the telly. Spring's coming, so he may be back on duty.

Plus, for the Irish, there's a bloke that hangs around Nicos delicatessen and Getränkemarkt at the corner of Baaderstrasse and Corneliusstrasse. I'll have to get a photo, but he's an absolute deadringer for Ronnie Drew*, right down to the jamjar glasses. I think he works in the Volvo garage next door and he's not a freak per se, but just a freakish Doppelgänger. He's there most evenings. Lovely bloke actually, always very helpful, lifting crates and whatnot.

*_{Singer from The Dubliners}

Ok, on this subject... did anyone go for a walk in the south end of the English garden this weekend?

There was this guy, who just took off his cloaths and started walking around in a wide erratic circle. It was cold and he was out there for a while... not doing anything, just kind walking around strutting his stuff.

I was with a local, so I was assured (no matter what I think) this kind of behavior is not normal.

I was kind of impressed he wasn't arrested by the time I left (45 min later) People just seemed to ignore him, but that's Europe for you.

But you are allowed to walk around starkers there oder ??

I don't know. Like I said, he wasn't sunbathing or anything, just walking around on the grass, very weird.

Think I might have seen the same guy a week last Friday when out for walk with visiting other third.

That's the FKK area, the South of the EG, I've seen blokes jump in the Eisbach starkbuttnaked in Winter. Raises some eyebrows but nothing else. In summer you won't be able to see the woods for the wood/bush/insert_innuendo_here.

Okay, it's been a good day for freakling spotting. At the Isartor SBahn station, the Isar end, outside the Vinzenzmurr was a bloke drinking a beer at a table on his own. I thought he was a statue artist at first, the way people were staring and grinning at him and the way he appeared to be stood on a black box. But no, he had GIANT black platform shoes on, huge soles that looked almost like black teachests, massive, sharply flared black leather pants, some sort of soviet biker leather jacket with a grey fur collar, turned up and then an oversized ushanka on his head. Set at an angle commonly referred to as jaunty. He appeared to be aware of the pointing etc and was kind of staring beatifically into the middle distance, sipping on his beer, happy as Larry*.

To be honest, I thought he looked amazing, like a cross between Marc Bolan and a Judge Dredd character and the voice in my mind went "Holy f**king awesome - balls of steel". I wanted to wait around and see how he fared on those platforms but I was running a bit late from lunch. One of the cooler freaks I've seen here.

_{*Don't bother asking who Larry is. I don't know either. It's another "Bob's yer uncle, Fanny's yer aunt" thing.}

I don't know why that post reminded me, but has anyone seen the guy with the tattooed face? I don't mean a little prison tear or a small star, I mean his whole freaking face is tattooed. Scared the hell out of me first time I bumped into him getting off a bus.

Do you mean him, or the guy with the more Maori type tattoo?

The more Maori type tattoo.

Is it maybe the guy who runs Arafat, the piercing and tattoo studio on Muellerstrasse?

Ah, here's a photo:

Hmm, not certain, but I don't think so. I think the guy I've seen has blockier, more inky tats. But it's been a while and I wasn't quite up for staring him full on for a long period of time.

Along with running into him on the bus, I saw him once on one of those crap "reality" TV judge shows that seem to dominate every private channel on German TV in the afternoon. He was playing the father in a seemingly normal nuclear family. I should have had a chance to study his artwork more then, but I couldn't bear to watch the shite.

I saw a guy walking in Marienplatz with odd shoes. One red and the other blue. Was quite weird.

That´ll be Grinner!

Yeap, that would be him alright. Doesn't qualify him for a freak or a weirdo though.

Oh man those nutters. What shall we do? Weird people being weird and such. Who cares really?! let them do their thing as long as they don't do anything to you, whats the problem?

Weirdo.

Say somthing to this, now.

Additional information: one day before I snapped this photo, I had got an email from my African friend who signed "Yours, the old >her name>". She looks like this freak, a bit. But she'd never wear such a dress, or such a stupid thing on her head (Catholic!).

Anyway, these monkey-actors have been chasing me and annoying me every day, ever since mid-May!
I only have to write one email with some funny content, next day I see the character "ON STAGE", in the train, that is: fully dressed and trained for the role I gave them.

WTF is going on, in München, people??? It totally freaks me out...

I left my apartment this morning and noticed that my octagenarian neighbours' door was slightly ajar. Before walking away I turned back and he's standing right behind me clutching a long bread knife. I let out a loud gasp and followed up with "JESUS CHRIST, you scared the fucking crap out of me!". He just stared. I asked him if everything was ok and he replied, "Endlich...es war nicht...aber jetzt". I backed away slowly.

Outside I have about 150m to walk to the u-banana. There's a guy storming down the street. He looks like Howard Stern only about a foot shorter. He's shouting, "ICH HASSE DIES...BLÖD KUH!" over and over. As he passes me he looks straight at me, screams "DU!" and continues on his way.

Down on the platform is the pony-tailed, cowboy hat wearing, lazy-eyed nutter who approaches random people, usually of African or Asian descent, and swears blind that he knows them..almost to the point of aggression. We've had words in the past. He sees me but keeps clear.

I get to my stop and wait for the bus. It's driven by an Adrian Edmondson lookalike who's muttering to himself. I can't make out what he's saying but the word "Scheiße" is being repeated a number of times. It's time for shift change. He's replaced by a guy I'd swear is John Forsythe from Dynasty. Thankfully he keeps quiet.

My journey door to door takes approximately 16 minutes. Blake Carrington aside, that's one nutter every four minutes. It's going to be one of those days.

have anyone ever seen the two "men" with long blonde hair (one kind of looks like ET when he was dressed as a woman) who walk around schwabing together? they're always carrying shopping bags and wearing either no shirt, very very short shorts (usually jean), velour pink tack suits or something to the effect. A couple times that i've seen them, (usually during warm months as they usually don't wear much clothing), they stand at a street corner and pose along with abuse passing traffic.

anyone? anyone? they're celebrities.

Once or twice

that's them! that's them!!!

does anyone know anything about them? besides the obvious

This happened at Sendlinger Tor a few days ago about 11 in the evening. Translated for your benefit:

Weirdo: Is the club open?
Me: What club?
Weirdo: Yes, the club.
Me: I'm sorry. Which club do you mean?
Weirdo: The dancing club.
Me: Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know many clubs in this area.
Weirdo: Are you coming in?
Me: No, I'm meeting people.
Weirdo: In the club?
Me: What club?! No! I'm walking away now.
Weirdo: *laughs hyterically* you can dance in the club.
Me: Yeah, I guess so. Have a nice evening.
Weirdo: See you in the club later.

WTF?!

I love these two gu...persons! I learnt a lot of german swearwords from them.

Has anyone seen the naked bridge guy at the Cornelius Brücke before? I saw him today while walking along the Isar. He always sits in the same spot beneath the bridge on a concrete bit, and is there practically every day (all day) in summer frazzling himself in the sun. He's obviously started getting his rays again. Must have still been a tad cold for him today though, as he had his sneakers on.

I don't think he's a freak (well perhaps a sun-freak) or weirdo, but I do find it slightly strange that whenever the sun's out, he never seems to have anything else to do. I bet he does the solarium when it's too cold for even with sneakers, he was looking pretty brown and toasty already...

yeah even his cock has probably got skin cancer by now