A Friday question of import

As I get older I'm often shocked at how the most important questions are often ignored or discussed in an offhand or unserious manner.

This is a poser that would have knocked Socrates out of his sandals or caused Heidegger to scratch behind his ear.

I just know that TT will rise to the occasion.

Doesn't it largely depend on the colour?

I'd say it also depends on their country of origin.

Racism has no place in this discussion, Keydeck, I expected more from you.

I suppose it would only be racism if either "lights" are considered superior to "sex toys", or vice versa... Keydeck did not necessarily imply that!

Racism this early in a thread? A thread which by any other name would smell. Not as sweet, just smell. No, no, far to early in the day and thread for that kind of behaviour. Christ, you'll be bringing up Hobbit porn next.

Actually, you could put a Hobbit into a suitcase...hmmm. I have a big blue Samsonite which'd do the job nicely.

Michael Schumacher is feeling left out of this discussion.

Schumi, Schumi, Schuuu.

Is it true that Schumacher had to shave his hairy hobbit toes because he wasn't allowed drive barefoot and that is why he quit the F1 ?

Can you transport pikeys across borders in suitcases ?

Friday being pikey day you understand.

I don't think pikeys recognise borders so it's probably not really an issue.

Racism, hobbit porn, pikeys, excellent start I must say.

I'm reflecting on this question.

I think pikeys have to put in a suitcarrier or in a transparent plastic bag.

Otherwise you have to empty your pockets of all metal sextoys.

Pocketsssss, what has it in itssss pocketssssss ?

And if you merged a hobbit with Gollum, would you end up with Charlie Haughey?

You might but then again you could get a receipt for it.

If you film rabbits doing the business is it Hoppit porn ?

Sick man sick! Yet where can one get a copy ol man?

I'll burn a copy "Watership going Down" for you.

Terry Keane's jealousy knew no bounds.

Simpsons #8F22, Season 3:
Troy McClure: I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's... ``Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What''...

Best line from that episode

Mrs Crabapple: Shes faking it.

I am rather fond of


myself.

Wasn't that the first RSPCA approved bunnylingus film ?

Yeti, you are scintillating today, chapeau. But the thought of a fuzzy bunnylingus is a turn-off. We need a new thread: Which razor is best for shaving bunnies? Will the Scalpmaster work?

How about a buzzy funnylingus? It's a clown vibrator thing. Did you know that a female clown is called a clunt.

@Sarabyrd

I'm sure that the Scalpmaster can handle bunny mowing.

What happens if an Angora goes for a brazilian ? What does a rabbot without a hare feel ? Can we have inter-species porn ?

How good are those big hind legs really ?

Ahh, fastasies from my youf, the bunny from the Cadbury's Caramel ad.

Jessica Rabbit

Oooh, nice one.

If a psychologist were to analyze Toytown, would s/he come to the conslusion that, indeed, we are all mental?

... or merely bell-shaped?