Caption competition

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The world's worst magician changing himself into Pippi Longstockings.

Dave wonders if regular flossing might help him remember what he did last night.

Bellagio Hotel - "Where Beauty Meets Luxury"

Cleanse your mind, cleanse your thoughts, with the new improved Soap On A Rope®

You mean "Dope on a rope" don't ya?

Look, ma! Nothin' between me ears!

God i need an haircut and a shave

.oO( Ah, look! Grinner thinks he can take a photograph of me without a good whipping session--how cute! )

Dave "Come on Grinner, do you really think anyone will fall for the old string behind neck illusion?"

Grinner "We're not finished yet Dave, now follow ALL the instructions:
1. Hold string behind neck
2. Wrap around front of nect
3. Tie knot
4. Hang from nearby re-inforced light fitting

Now smile and say cheese Aaaaarghhhhhh"

Not to be out done by Grinners rope tricks, Dave pulls one out of the blue!

bluedave does his Saddam impression