It is now past 2 days since I received my warning...I'm living on orrowed time...I believe my detour to get a butter-brez'n this morning probably put the killer off and gave an extra day or at the very least a few hours!
In the meantime I have received this wonderful piece of prose...
"LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN! OJU.F RALLYE IST GESTARTET!
It is also the land of wild goats and near to Camusnagaul there are
many wild Scottish Goats, they are extremely clever and just fantastic
to watch.
Symptoms including diarrhoea, vomiting and fever. Well known for their
rich and tasty meat, which makes excellent steaks. Sirius, the Dog Star
Sirius, the Dog Star Sirius is the brightest star in the night time
sky, it is located in the constellation Canis Major.
By-products can even include the dogs, cats, and horses that have been
euthanized (put to sleep with a drug overdose).
Keeping a wolf that became overly aggressive towards the humans, or of
little practical use, would have been both pointless and dangerous.
Since Victorian times these and other rivers have hosted wealthy
fishing parties on the estates of the aristocracy. The Feeding Pages
Copyright 1998 - 2007, all rights reserved. Though this rivalry has
become less violent than it was in the past.
De Hooglanden worden gehalveerd van noordoosten aan zuidwesten door de
foutenlijn van Grote Glen, welke door een reeks lochs wordt bezet
(meren)die van Loch Ness bekendst is. Today tartan has become a key
symbol of Scottish Culture and an emblem of Scottish descent around the
world. Evolution of dog food, Human Food Evolution of dog food, Human
Food Your Westie ! Evolution of dog food, Human Food Evolution of dog
food, Human Food Your Westie ! Cooking kills most of the parasites and
bacteria that flourish in meat which can be deadly to humans. Or a
lower jaw that juts out to catch prey like an alligator ?
Chicken, Lamb, Beef, Pork, Ham, Fresh Fruit and vegetables will all be
welcome. We don't know how many of those wild wolves died from choking
on a bone. Dogs were thought to work cooperatively with humans to locate
and announce the position of prey.
Traditional Scottish Food and Drink Traditional Scottish Food and
Drink Scottish Beef The Aberdeen-Angus breed of beef cattle are now
widely reared across the world. t seem to matter as much as the bottom
line: it's cheap. In return for companionship and food.
Scottish Highland bagpipe music forms another huge attraction to
Scottish visitors throughout the summer months.
You know us humans have evolved too, and we are quite smart, we
sometimes stumble in life, but pick ourselves up, learn from our
mistakes and move forward with the new found information. Evolution of
dog food, Cooking Evolution of dog food, Cooking Why we are alive
today?
The following pages are all about Scotland, its traditions, geography,
history, people, and culture, I hope you will find the brief pages
useful. Bobby and Scamp both had 3 meals per day instead of one large
one. Crockery and dishes were stored in cabinets similar to this one,
which is from the later periods of Highland history.
Na een jaar, doet een hond het goed op een maaltijd per dag.
Courageous, eager to follow fox into a den, they were built to dig
their way in if necessary. Cooking kills most of the parasites and
bacteria that flourish in meat which can be deadly to humans.
Also if you ate spoiled meat, you would probably get an infection and
die.
Ham, beef, hearts, chicken, pork Westie love a full cooked Sunday dinner
! Feeding, Man, Tiger, Cooking, Domesticated, So Far, Prehistoric,
Forward, Highland, Suburbia, Bad, Human, Low, Raw Food Copyright 1998 -
2007, all rights reserved.
The Dandie Dinmont had been included earlier, but this dog's obviously
different appearance gained it recognition as a separate breed.
Accueillez au site web du Terrier Blanc Accueillez au site web du
Terrier Blanc "?
One common one is animal by-products, which means everything from the
world of meat unfit for humans to eat. Traditional Scottish Food and
Drink Traditional Scottish Food and Drink Scottish Beef The
Aberdeen-Angus breed of beef cattle are now widely reared across the
world. Crowdie A simple white cheese, made from the whey of slightly
soured milk seasoned with salt and a touch of pepper.
Crockery and dishes were stored in cabinets similar to this one, which
is from the later periods of Highland history. la bienvenida A Las P?
Carrots, garden peas, leeks, cabbage, turnips and a stick of celery
Colcannon A dish found in the Western Islands of Scotland, made from
boiled cabbage, carrots, turnip and potatoes. The Central Lowlands The
Central Lowlands stretch from the Firth of Forth in the east to the
Firth of Clyde in the west.
En Angleterre nous les appelons "Rescue" Les chiens.
There are 38 species in the dog family, Canidae, of which dogs and
wolves only comprise a small percentage. Scotch Broth or Hotch-Potch A
rich stock is traditionally made by boiling mutton (the neck is best),
beef, marrow-bone or chicken (for a chicken broth). Renown for their
rich and tasty meat, which makes excellent steaks.
nnes Benvenuto a Pagine europee Willkommen zu Europ?
Welcome To The West Highland White European Pages Welkom Welkom
bezoeker, als je geinteresseerd ben om paginas te vertalen, laat me dat
dan weten in het forum. We do know that our ancestors fed their dogs,
and fed them exactly the same food as what they were eating.
Highland Games are held in Scotland from the end of May to the middle of
September every year, attracting crowds from several hundred to over
ten thousand at some of the larger Games.
Dogs were fed the same food as you and I had, there was no pet food to
be bought, even if there had have been, could we afford it?
Usually, a fictional kynoid species has four legs, all of them used for
walking, although other purposes, like fighting, are not excluded. It
includes dogs, wolves, foxes, coyotes, and jackals. Better read those
pages again ?
There are NO commercially produced dog foods that are anywhere near as
good as the evolutionary foods that you or I eat. Cynology Cynology
Cynology is the study of dogs, the word is not yet found in major
English dictionaries.
Si vous habitez en France, et cherche les renseignements sur ce chien,
vous ? One interesting thing you can learn about life in the past is
what kinds of animals were present.
You know us humans have evolved too, and we are quite smart, we
sometimes stumble in life, but pick ourselves up, learn from our
mistakes and move forward with the new found information. The Black
Scottie Single white hairs against an otherwise pure black coat is a
clear indication that the dog is naturally black.
"
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Interesting spam e-mails received
Amusing and bizarre examples
A vain attempt to confuse you to death. Damn cunning.
Some are evidently not smart enough.
QUOTE (Pirulero @ May 2 2007, 2:10 pm) 
You know us humans have evolved too, and we are quite smart
Some are evidently not smart enough.
Still alive...there was a knock at the door but I followed normal GEZ-tapo procedure...
Does Skype spam count??
Huh? (No - I have not checked out the website yet)
QUOTE
Dear Sir/Madam:
Thanks for your precious time to visit our website!
We are the foreign trade electrical products wholesaler.
Please see more details on our website and hope you will find
the products which you like here:
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Huh? (No - I have not checked out the website yet)
still alive..and now i have a girlfriend!:
Privet, my gentleman
Do you agree with me that love is like a good wine which you want to drink more and more? I am in search of my second half who will enjoy this love-drink with me the whole life. I found you here and would not like to lose you again.
I know that we are strangers for each other, but I want to believe that time will pass and we will become native souls for each other. If you are single at present time and your heart is free, if you believe in our future love, I will wait for your letter every day http://thanxtolove.com/hoping
Hugs
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Privet, my gentleman
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I know that we are strangers for each other, but I want to believe that time will pass and we will become native souls for each other. If you are single at present time and your heart is free, if you believe in our future love, I will wait for your letter every day http://thanxtolove.com/hoping
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This is too good to miss. Unfortunately I am not a God fearing person so am passing this contact on to anyone who wants to dedicate their lives to people who are genuinely handicapped financially, because I would only be tempted to use it in an ungodly fashion, and we couldn't have that now, could we.
"passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament", eh?
QUOTE
From: Mrs Helen Talbot.
4 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3 5LT,
London, England.
Dear Friend,
Here writes Mrs Helen Talbot, suffering from Cancerous ailment.
I was married to Engineer Peter Talbot, an Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as husband and wife lasted for three decades without a child. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.
When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of 10Million GBP (Ten Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) that were derived from his vast Estates and Investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank, and recently my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the LEUKEMIA, Cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.
It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth, I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons, and I do not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty God when I eventually pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard, due to my critical health condition and because of the presence of my husband’s relatives around me, because I do not want them to know about this development, so that our dreams would come to pass. With God all things are possible, and as such you must be a God fearing person due to the nature of this job.
You are to collect 5% of the total sum and all your expenses during the job would be from the huge sum. As soon as I receive your reply through this my confidential email address:mrshelentalbot@yahoo.co.uk, I will sign a Letter of Authority from Royal Court of Justices that will legally make you my late husband and me Next of Kin, hence empower you as the original beneficiary of the fund and I will equally give you the bank contact where the money was deposited in UK. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Hope to hear from you very soon and God bless you and members of your family.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Helen Talbot.
4 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3 5LT,
London, England.
Dear Friend,
Here writes Mrs Helen Talbot, suffering from Cancerous ailment.
I was married to Engineer Peter Talbot, an Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as husband and wife lasted for three decades without a child. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.
When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of 10Million GBP (Ten Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) that were derived from his vast Estates and Investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank, and recently my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the LEUKEMIA, Cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.
It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth, I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons, and I do not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty God when I eventually pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard, due to my critical health condition and because of the presence of my husband’s relatives around me, because I do not want them to know about this development, so that our dreams would come to pass. With God all things are possible, and as such you must be a God fearing person due to the nature of this job.
You are to collect 5% of the total sum and all your expenses during the job would be from the huge sum. As soon as I receive your reply through this my confidential email address:mrshelentalbot@yahoo.co.uk, I will sign a Letter of Authority from Royal Court of Justices that will legally make you my late husband and me Next of Kin, hence empower you as the original beneficiary of the fund and I will equally give you the bank contact where the money was deposited in UK. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Hope to hear from you very soon and God bless you and members of your family.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Helen Talbot.
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so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart.There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like amemorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has.Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous
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I couldn't go home without sharing a spam mail headline which has just arrived. If anyone would like to shine some light on the meaning, please feel free to interpret. It reads:-
"Clark is gone, no longer interested in milking his boob and bush cash cow."
Beats me.
"Clark is gone, no longer interested in milking his boob and bush cash cow."
Beats me.
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I've won the lottery in Australia!
After receiving the payment I will invite every Toytowner to a biergarten. Drinks for free for everyone!!!
After receiving the payment I will invite every Toytowner to a biergarten. Drinks for free for everyone!!!
QUOTE
AUSTRALIA LOTTO LOTTERY INC.
ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER:AUSTRALIA
DATE:15/08/2007. Ref: 575061725
Batch: 8056490902/188
Winning no: KB8701/LPRC
CONGRATULATIONS ...
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 15th August,2007 from the Australian International
Lottery programme.
Which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses , your name was attached to ticket number 575061725 8056490902 serial number 6741137002 batch number 8056490902/188
.
This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 4-13-33-37-42bonus number 17, which consequently won the lottery in the second category.
You hereby have been approved a lump sum of US$200,000.00(DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize of US$1.2000,000.00(ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS) , shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.
All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia, United state,Europe,
Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social
responsibility to the citizens in the communitties where they have operational base.
We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE,Simply contact
our fiducial agent,
NAME:MR.BARRISTER William MOORE
EMAIL:barr_william_moore_dept@yahoo.co.uk to file for your claim .
Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this
notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number as to help us locate your file easily.
For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim
is processed and your prize released to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this of
this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.
Note, all winnings MUST be claimed on or before 30 DAYS AFTER YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR WINNING information.
Otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donate to charity .
Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of AUSTRALIA L.LOTTERY Cooperation to all our lucky winners this year. Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.LISA ADDISSON
(co-ordinator).
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT:
:barr_william_moore_dept@yahoo.co.uk BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.
THANKS:
MANAGEMENT, AUSTRALIA LOTTO LOTTERY INC.
ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER:AUSTRALIA
DATE:15/08/2007. Ref: 575061725
Batch: 8056490902/188
Winning no: KB8701/LPRC
CONGRATULATIONS ...
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 15th August,2007 from the Australian International
Lottery programme.
Which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses , your name was attached to ticket number 575061725 8056490902 serial number 6741137002 batch number 8056490902/188
.
This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 4-13-33-37-42bonus number 17, which consequently won the lottery in the second category.
You hereby have been approved a lump sum of US$200,000.00(DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize of US$1.2000,000.00(ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS) , shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.
All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia, United state,Europe,
Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social
responsibility to the citizens in the communitties where they have operational base.
We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE,Simply contact
our fiducial agent,
NAME:MR.BARRISTER William MOORE
EMAIL:barr_william_moore_dept@yahoo.co.uk to file for your claim .
Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this
notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number as to help us locate your file easily.
For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim
is processed and your prize released to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this of
this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.
Note, all winnings MUST be claimed on or before 30 DAYS AFTER YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR WINNING information.
Otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donate to charity .
Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of AUSTRALIA L.LOTTERY Cooperation to all our lucky winners this year. Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.LISA ADDISSON
(co-ordinator).
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT:
:barr_william_moore_dept@yahoo.co.uk BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.
THANKS:
MANAGEMENT, AUSTRALIA LOTTO LOTTERY INC.
I didn't actually read this, since a) my account wouldn't let me and I didn't think it could live up to the promise of the subject line, but I did recently receive an email with "GREETINGS FROM HAIJA S.CAMILLE WITH PAINS". Spent a happy 5 minutes imagining exactly what type of pains these could be.
I'm impressed - they've made Mark Twain into an author of dirty literature. He's actually talking about the gender of German nouns:
http://www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.html
They Awful German Language. It's very funny, and accurate.
I didn't think it could live up to the promise of the subject line, but I did recently receive an email with "GREETINGS FROM HAIJA S.CAMILLE WITH PAINS". Spent a happy 5 minutes imagining exactly what type of pains these could be.QUOTE (Pirulero @ May 21 2007, 9:36 am)
so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart.There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like amemorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has.Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous
I'm impressed - they've made Mark Twain into an author of dirty literature. He's actually talking about the gender of German nouns:
http://www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.html
They Awful German Language. It's very funny, and accurate.
Just got this beauty:
How did they know my shame?
QUOTE
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We are pleased to inform you that on August 27th, your candidacy was approved. Your confirmation for inclusion will be effective within five business days, pending our receipt of the enclosed application.
The Office of the Managing Director appoints individuals based on a candidate's current position, and usually with information obtained from researched executive and professional listings. The director thinks you may make an interesting biographical subject, as individual achievement is what Madison Who's Who is all about. Upon final confirmation you will be listed among thousands of accomplished individuals in the Madison Who's Who Registry. There is no cost to be included.
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Hm, I'm apparently going to be compensated for a transaction I never participated in. Lucky me!
A doctor - well, he MUST be trustworthy!
QUOTE
Dear Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.
I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other
best known to you.
But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the bank to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture .Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of 250,000.00 Great British Pounds (GBP.
I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft.The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque is as follows.
COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICER
CONTACT AGENT
Dr.Mark Johnero
EMAIL: mj.quaters@yahoo.fr
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally,remember that I have
forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay.
Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Best Regards,
Dr. Mark Johnero
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.
I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other
best known to you.
But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the bank to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture .Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of 250,000.00 Great British Pounds (GBP.
I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft.The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque is as follows.
COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICER
CONTACT AGENT
Dr.Mark Johnero
EMAIL: mj.quaters@yahoo.fr
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally,remember that I have
forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay.
Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Best Regards,
Dr. Mark Johnero
A doctor - well, he MUST be trustworthy!
QUOTE
ATTENTION: WINNER
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of f
£1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds sterling) held
on the 24th August, 2007 in Ireland.The selection process was carried out
through random selection in Our computerized email selection system (ess) from a
database of over 250,000 email Addresses drawn from which you were selected.
Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:
Contact Person: Mr. Kenneth Smith,
Email: info@irishinternational-onlinegames.net
Tel +44)-701112 9853
Fill the below:
1. Name: 2. Address 3. Marital Status: 4. Occupation: 5. Age:6. Sex: 7.
Nationality: 8. Country of Residence: 9. Telephone Number:
Sincerely,
Sir.kolyn parkins
Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of f
£1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds sterling) held
on the 24th August, 2007 in Ireland.The selection process was carried out
through random selection in Our computerized email selection system (ess) from a
database of over 250,000 email Addresses drawn from which you were selected.
Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:
Contact Person: Mr. Kenneth Smith,
Email: info@irishinternational-onlinegames.net
Tel +44)-701112 9853
Fill the below:
1. Name: 2. Address 3. Marital Status: 4. Occupation: 5. Age:6. Sex: 7.
Nationality: 8. Country of Residence: 9. Telephone Number:
Sincerely,
Sir.kolyn parkins
Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes
There was I getting all excited until I realised that the name Sir.kolyn parkins has more of a whiff of Lagos about it than Limerick.
Are they still using pounds sterling in good old Ireland?
Not the last time I looked, or actually any time. Looks like the Lads from Lagos need to update their schoolbooks.
Also didn't realise that you use the GB country code, I always thought it was 0035, guess I must be wrong.
Innocuous enough until the last two, erm, words(?).
My bold. Wtf?
QUOTE
Hi gorgeous,
Your friend give me your email cause he says you looking
for a girlfriend. Hope we can out for a dating and we begin from
there ok?
Send me email asap if you got
time at Vanessa@penmailpro.info
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Your friend give me your email cause he says you looking
for a girlfriend. Hope we can out for a dating and we begin from
there ok?
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time at Vanessa@penmailpro.info
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My bold. Wtf?
QUOTE
Attn:Winner
In regard to our online electronic
email draw of September 2007,
the Irish Gaming Board, has attached
your winning email address to refrence number
IR/23/987/67..
Be informed that your email address
has subsiquently won you one million,
three hundred and fifty thousand euros...
PLEASE DO ENSURE THAT YOU CONTACT
THE ONLINE COORDINATOR
Dr. Ray .J.
Via email: claims_irish2007@yahoo.co.uk
Fill in Claims
Name in full: ...
Address:...
Telephone number:...
E-mail...
In regard to our online electronic
email draw of September 2007,
the Irish Gaming Board, has attached
your winning email address to refrence number
IR/23/987/67..
Be informed that your email address
has subsiquently won you one million,
three hundred and fifty thousand euros...
PLEASE DO ENSURE THAT YOU CONTACT
THE ONLINE COORDINATOR
Dr. Ray .J.
Via email: claims_irish2007@yahoo.co.uk
Fill in Claims
Name in full: ...
Address:...
Telephone number:...
E-mail...
Dr. Ray J.? Sounds funky.
Well, they changed the currency (see Post 65), but the phone's been cut off.
In my mailbox today:
QUOTE
If you are using GPS navigator to find road to your shlong, belive us their is a better way.
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Alexandre Gumpot
Fresh from the oven:
Liu Yan [liu.yan91@hotmail.com]
Hello,
I apologize for this intrusion since I do not know if I am writing to my intended recipient. I decided to contact you through email due to the urgency, as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.Anyway I need your co-operation in receiving USD8.6M that has been in a dormant account with my bank for over 3 years now under inheritance claim.
30% of the total sums will be accrued to you upon the confirmation of the funds in your nominated account. Although it may seem small,but you have to understand and accept this since 40% of the total sum will go to charity, as my entitlement here is also 30%. I need your co-operation here because the account holder an Iraqi Chieftain and businessman lost his life during the war and I being his account officer, I have tried to reach any of the next trustees, but to no avail and since I am not in position to make the claim, I can establish you before the bank as the heir to the bequest. It is very important that the claim is made, as the bank will turn the funds over to the treasury anytime from now if it remains unclaimed.
I will provide you with detailed information on the modalities of this operation once I have your interest but I must say that trust flourishes business. Therefore let your conscience towards this proposal be nurtured with sincerity. I don't think I need to spell out the importance of Secrecy in this Matter considering the amount involved. I will bring you up to date with all the information as soon as I hear from you. So, if i don't hear from you within a period of one month I will assume you are not interested and will solicit for a new partner, but if you know you are interested let me know.
Waiting to hear from you.
Thank you.
Liu Yan
Liu Yan [liu.yan91@hotmail.com]
Hello,
I apologize for this intrusion since I do not know if I am writing to my intended recipient. I decided to contact you through email due to the urgency, as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.Anyway I need your co-operation in receiving USD8.6M that has been in a dormant account with my bank for over 3 years now under inheritance claim.
30% of the total sums will be accrued to you upon the confirmation of the funds in your nominated account. Although it may seem small,but you have to understand and accept this since 40% of the total sum will go to charity, as my entitlement here is also 30%. I need your co-operation here because the account holder an Iraqi Chieftain and businessman lost his life during the war and I being his account officer, I have tried to reach any of the next trustees, but to no avail and since I am not in position to make the claim, I can establish you before the bank as the heir to the bequest. It is very important that the claim is made, as the bank will turn the funds over to the treasury anytime from now if it remains unclaimed.
I will provide you with detailed information on the modalities of this operation once I have your interest but I must say that trust flourishes business. Therefore let your conscience towards this proposal be nurtured with sincerity. I don't think I need to spell out the importance of Secrecy in this Matter considering the amount involved. I will bring you up to date with all the information as soon as I hear from you. So, if i don't hear from you within a period of one month I will assume you are not interested and will solicit for a new partner, but if you know you are interested let me know.
Waiting to hear from you.
Thank you.
Liu Yan
Delete this at your peril
I think we need Bob on TT, or is he already here...?
QUOTE
As they offer Bob lost African millions, Russian brides and get-rich-quick scams he responds by generously offering some outlandish schemes of his own. The spammers may have breached his firewall, but they have met their match as Bob Servant rises heroically to the challenge, and sows confusion in his wake.
I think we need Bob on TT, or is he already here...?
I've apparently become an eBay Power Seller after selling around 23 things over the last five years...
OK, just the title caught my imagination and the sender's name is intriguing - Dutch is it? And now the service offered has really got me thinking - am I sufficiently endowed to satisfy a lady's personal requirements...
QUOTE
From: Bradford gjerswold <Bradford@allgaeu-klinik.de>
To: "Removed"
Sent: Tuesday, 16 October, 2007 7:05:55 PM
Subject: loontrek
Good day "Removed"
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Bradford gjerswold
To: "Removed"
Sent: Tuesday, 16 October, 2007 7:05:55 PM
Subject: loontrek
Good day "Removed"
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Bradford gjerswold
I got a good one yesterday asking "Why be fat and unhappy?" but it turned out they wanted to sell me some diet stuff instead of supporting me in my determination to be happy in spite of being overweight.
QUOTE
Hello!!!,
I saw your profile at yahoo members Search Results and i really love to know you!!! if you wish, am looking a long term relationship if it should go in that direction, like must times i do ask my self this :- Obviously you are going to chose a partner that you are physically attracted to. Apart from that aspect, there are a few important areas you should look at. Do they speak very slowly compared to you? Do they understand you when you speak? Can you really talk to them about absolutely anything?.
When you're ready to make that full commitment, you're sometimes left with questions and a nagging sense of self-doubt. Is this the one? Am I making the right choice? Does my potential partner feel the same way? In this guide i hope u attempt to answer these questions and more. The best way to make sure a relationship succeeds is to make sure it's the right one from the start!. Hope am not too hard? well i hope to hear from you again bye for now. I here by paste one of my pix, Am 28 years old and also from US, female that is all i have to give now till u reply i will give more. You can send me email so we get to know each other.
Molly.
I saw your profile at yahoo members Search Results and i really love to know you!!! if you wish, am looking a long term relationship if it should go in that direction, like must times i do ask my self this :- Obviously you are going to chose a partner that you are physically attracted to. Apart from that aspect, there are a few important areas you should look at. Do they speak very slowly compared to you? Do they understand you when you speak? Can you really talk to them about absolutely anything?.
When you're ready to make that full commitment, you're sometimes left with questions and a nagging sense of self-doubt. Is this the one? Am I making the right choice? Does my potential partner feel the same way? In this guide i hope u attempt to answer these questions and more. The best way to make sure a relationship succeeds is to make sure it's the right one from the start!. Hope am not too hard? well i hope to hear from you again bye for now. I here by paste one of my pix, Am 28 years old and also from US, female that is all i have to give now till u reply i will give more. You can send me email so we get to know each other.
Molly.
and
QUOTE
Hai ,
Am Janet
I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect
state of mind and in a better healthy condition.
I believe and also have the feeling that in todays world, neither
race, nationality nor religion will any longer posse a barrier to
male/female relationships.
Although, we do not know each other well but I will really like to have
you as a friend , life partner or pen pal if that is better for
you.I am a single
lady , I hope to hear from you soon,
and also look forward to receiving some information concerning you,
your family, country and even your personal life experiences. This will
give us the opportunity of knowing each other better and be able to
understand ourselves more. May God bless you as I wait to hear from you soon
through this email address. (jane_william33@yahoo.fr)
hope you write with love.
Janet.
Am Janet
I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect
state of mind and in a better healthy condition.
I believe and also have the feeling that in todays world, neither
race, nationality nor religion will any longer posse a barrier to
male/female relationships.
Although, we do not know each other well but I will really like to have
you as a friend , life partner or pen pal if that is better for
you.I am a single
lady , I hope to hear from you soon,
and also look forward to receiving some information concerning you,
your family, country and even your personal life experiences. This will
give us the opportunity of knowing each other better and be able to
understand ourselves more. May God bless you as I wait to hear from you soon
through this email address. (jane_william33@yahoo.fr)
hope you write with love.
Janet.
ASSISTANCE TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR FUTURE
From Tenson J.Garan.
Dear one,
Permit me to introduce my very self to you. In fact I am Tenson J.Garan, a son to late Dr. John Garan who was the director general of cocoa export corporation of Ivory Coast and he was killed by the rebel forces here in my country Ivory Coast during a political war at the same time with the former military president General Robert Guel.
While my father was rushed to the hospital unconsious due to the torture and bullet wounds he quickly sent for me before his untimely death.Meanwhile he told me all about this 7.5 millions US dollars, he deposited here in a bank in Ivory Coast for future investiment on my name as next of kin.
I am now afraiding of my life the safty of this money is not guaranteed in any way,because the political war that brought the untimely death of my beloved father has not yet end. The people who killed my father is in search of me. I ran away to hide somewhere I am not free to move around.
1-Rebels never come in agreement with the existing government .
2-Rebels refused to drop their arms for peace to hold and now the campaign of presidential election, president elect is on couple with the political WAR.
My life and this money is not save if he remain here.This made the Bank director advice me to look for a GOD fearing and honest foreign partner whom this money can be transfered to his account for investment in that country. Please I want you to assist me get this money transfered to your private nominate account in your country and I will like travel with you immediately.You shall look for good investment so that you can invest this money wisely and I will like continue my education and life there with you.There will be legal proof in all about this transaction.
I will give you 10% of the total amount and 5% maped out for expenses.
Please for the interest of this business transaction contact me through this my private mail address immediately you receive this message for more information to enable me proceed towards concluding the arrangement to transfer this money to your account.
God Bless you as you attent to this request in jesus name Amen.
Best regard's,
Tenson John Garan.
I am now afraiding of my life the veracity of this email is not guaranteed in any way.
From Tenson J.Garan.
Dear one,
Permit me to introduce my very self to you. In fact I am Tenson J.Garan, a son to late Dr. John Garan who was the director general of cocoa export corporation of Ivory Coast and he was killed by the rebel forces here in my country Ivory Coast during a political war at the same time with the former military president General Robert Guel.
While my father was rushed to the hospital unconsious due to the torture and bullet wounds he quickly sent for me before his untimely death.Meanwhile he told me all about this 7.5 millions US dollars, he deposited here in a bank in Ivory Coast for future investiment on my name as next of kin.
I am now afraiding of my life the safty of this money is not guaranteed in any way,because the political war that brought the untimely death of my beloved father has not yet end. The people who killed my father is in search of me. I ran away to hide somewhere I am not free to move around.
1-Rebels never come in agreement with the existing government .
2-Rebels refused to drop their arms for peace to hold and now the campaign of presidential election, president elect is on couple with the political WAR.
My life and this money is not save if he remain here.This made the Bank director advice me to look for a GOD fearing and honest foreign partner whom this money can be transfered to his account for investment in that country. Please I want you to assist me get this money transfered to your private nominate account in your country and I will like travel with you immediately.You shall look for good investment so that you can invest this money wisely and I will like continue my education and life there with you.There will be legal proof in all about this transaction.
I will give you 10% of the total amount and 5% maped out for expenses.
Please for the interest of this business transaction contact me through this my private mail address immediately you receive this message for more information to enable me proceed towards concluding the arrangement to transfer this money to your account.
God Bless you as you attent to this request in jesus name Amen.
Best regard's,
Tenson John Garan.
I am now afraiding of my life the veracity of this email is not guaranteed in any way.
QUOTE
"S. Casey - IRG" <Platinum_Partner@superode.com> to me
show details Oct 15 (2 days ago)
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Okay, I'm totally NUTS for doing this right now, so pleaselet me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a minute to read this, my name is Shawn Casey, and I'm a millionaire that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning, and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take advantage of this:
As part of an insane marketing test, I'm giving away an in-depth Internet "Business-In-A-Box" to 250 people today. I should be selling this for $497, but...I'm flat out giving it away. Your cost is zero... zip... zilch!
Press here before you become the 251st person
You probably think I've lost my mind - and maybe I have - but just visit this site right now and in 5 minutes you'll have this awesome $497 Internet business training kit as my gift to you. No kidding!
Press here to Grab it quick - right now - before I change my mind...
Why am I giving this away?
I finally got so sick and tired of watching fakers and bigmouths sell wrong information about how to make a fortune online... that I''ve decided give away my awesome Internet Business Training System so I can help people finally get the truth!
See... I've made a fortune online and I've helped over 100,000 customers to unlock the secrets to getting started online - the right way.
Press here to Grab it quick - right now - before I change my mind...
Now, I'm giving away my $497 Internet Business-In-A-Box so you can get the inside secrets about how to make your own Internet fortune.
But you must grab this right now because I'm only promising to do this for the next 250 people that visit this site.
Press here before you become the 251st person
Thank you so much for your time!
Shawn
----------------------------------
Mining Gold Corporation
20533 Biscayne Boulevard, No. 484
Aventura, FL 33180
show details Oct 15 (2 days ago)
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Okay, I'm totally NUTS for doing this right now, so pleaselet me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a minute to read this, my name is Shawn Casey, and I'm a millionaire that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning, and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take advantage of this:
As part of an insane marketing test, I'm giving away an in-depth Internet "Business-In-A-Box" to 250 people today. I should be selling this for $497, but...I'm flat out giving it away. Your cost is zero... zip... zilch!
Press here before you become the 251st person
You probably think I've lost my mind - and maybe I have - but just visit this site right now and in 5 minutes you'll have this awesome $497 Internet business training kit as my gift to you. No kidding!
Press here to Grab it quick - right now - before I change my mind...
Why am I giving this away?
I finally got so sick and tired of watching fakers and bigmouths sell wrong information about how to make a fortune online... that I''ve decided give away my awesome Internet Business Training System so I can help people finally get the truth!
See... I've made a fortune online and I've helped over 100,000 customers to unlock the secrets to getting started online - the right way.
Press here to Grab it quick - right now - before I change my mind...
Now, I'm giving away my $497 Internet Business-In-A-Box so you can get the inside secrets about how to make your own Internet fortune.
But you must grab this right now because I'm only promising to do this for the next 250 people that visit this site.
Press here before you become the 251st person
Thank you so much for your time!
Shawn
----------------------------------
Mining Gold Corporation
20533 Biscayne Boulevard, No. 484
Aventura, FL 33180
I don't know if this was posted already but...it is getting surreal:
-------
Crash,! B,oom! B.a-n'g.!
C.W.*T.E h-a+s t+h-e p*otentia'l to retur,n 5.0,0 % to y_o*u+r mone+y wi.thin 7 tr ading d a_y.s_.
H_o+t n*e,w+s rel ease'd tod_ay! C+heck t,h.i_s o-u_t-.
omjoi, c+a*l'l ur br.oker N*O W,.
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What should I do exactly? what should I enlarge, buy, transfer?
-------
Crash,! B,oom! B.a-n'g.!
C.W.*T.E h-a+s t+h-e p*otentia'l to retur,n 5.0,0 % to y_o*u+r mone+y wi.thin 7 tr ading d a_y.s_.
H_o+t n*e,w+s rel ease'd tod_ay! C+heck t,h.i_s o-u_t-.
omjoi, c+a*l'l ur br.oker N*O W,.
--------
What should I do exactly? what should I enlarge, buy, transfer?
@Lifeisabuffet - that one's kind of effective actually. It's probably fortunate there's nothing for me to click.
@omjoi - oh, I'm so close to a dreadful pun about 'ur broker' and broken English, but it's not quite coming...
@omjoi - oh, I'm so close to a dreadful pun about 'ur broker' and broken English, but it's not quite coming...
another one
QUOTE
Dear Sir
I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. well, i am Anta Nkomo on 22years old Girl from Republic of Liberia in West Africa.
My (late) father Mr. Joshua Nkomo ,was the personal advicer to the former head of state in my country Liberia in west africa. But he was killed along side with my mother during the longing civil war and all his properties was totally destroyed. after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE of (4.3 Million) Four million Three hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father which i am the next of kin.
I am having problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me transfer this money over to his / her country pending my arrival to meet with with the person for further investment for my future.
Please I will like you to contact the bank for confirmation and I will issue a letter of authorisation on your name,that will enable the bank to deal with you on my behalf.
I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money.Conclusively,I want you to send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve this email with your contact details so that I wil give you the contact address of the bank for you to contact them as I said ealier, contact me through anta_jb@yahoo.com
Yours Faithfull ,
Miss Anta Nkomo
I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. well, i am Anta Nkomo on 22years old Girl from Republic of Liberia in West Africa.
My (late) father Mr. Joshua Nkomo ,was the personal advicer to the former head of state in my country Liberia in west africa. But he was killed along side with my mother during the longing civil war and all his properties was totally destroyed. after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE of (4.3 Million) Four million Three hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father which i am the next of kin.
I am having problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me transfer this money over to his / her country pending my arrival to meet with with the person for further investment for my future.
Please I will like you to contact the bank for confirmation and I will issue a letter of authorisation on your name,that will enable the bank to deal with you on my behalf.
I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money.Conclusively,I want you to send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve this email with your contact details so that I wil give you the contact address of the bank for you to contact them as I said ealier, contact me through anta_jb@yahoo.com
Yours Faithfull ,
Miss Anta Nkomo
QUOTE
From: Luiz nicoals <Luiz-nicoals@die-weinrebe.de>
To: removed
Sent: Thursday, 18 October, 2007 11:25:43 AM
Subject: engeltes
Greets removed
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To: removed
Sent: Thursday, 18 October, 2007 11:25:43 AM
Subject: engeltes
Greets removed
howdy partner, score some extra loving with a big penis
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Luiz nicoals
And maybe then I can lasso me some hot (reverse) cowgirl action.
QUOTE
From: Ayu Reuteler <Reutelertzy@antoniosbreakfast.com>
To: Removed
Sent: Monday, 22 October, 2007 12:22:54 PM
Subject: enapap
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Ayu Reuteler
To: Removed
Sent: Monday, 22 October, 2007 12:22:54 PM
Subject: enapap
hello world Removed
impress the girls with you new enlarged whopper
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Ayu Reuteler
Here's my whopper. Would you like fries with that darlin'
From: Wendy@bitcorp.net
Subject: Make your penis bigger and feel the difference
Date: October 20, 2007 7:44:10 PM GMT+02:00
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We have something special that will make all your 'se^xual wishes come true.
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Wade has been re-elected as the President of Senegal.
Gareth Bale and Jason Koumas scored to ensure the points thanks to their victory over Bangladesh in the group
markets opened steady to higher, but fell as rising oil
Richards Stadium, North Sound, Antigua and Barbuda.
Subject: Make your penis bigger and feel the difference
Date: October 20, 2007 7:44:10 PM GMT+02:00
Finally you will never have a problem with your size any more.
We have something special that will make all your 'se^xual wishes come true.
Forget what you've seen before. The new era for you begins!
Girls will go crazy!
Friends will be jealous!
And you will Finally your new life! Like a real man with a real penis!
Buy MegaDik and enjoy your new size!
http://emozune.com/ Just click here and have the penis you always longed for!
Wade has been re-elected as the President of Senegal.
Gareth Bale and Jason Koumas scored to ensure the points thanks to their victory over Bangladesh in the group
markets opened steady to higher, but fell as rising oil
Richards Stadium, North Sound, Antigua and Barbuda.
QUOTE
Dear UK resident:
HM Treasury offer a tax refund service for anyone who have worked in the UK and paid taxes.HM Treasury specialize in PAYE tax back and guarantees you fast and efficient service. It will take 10-22 days and HM Treasury will charge only an 2% commission from the refundable amount This is a email to inform you that HM Treasury calculated your average tax payments for CIS/UK Taxes in the last 3 years in UK.The average refund amout is :
£2419.13
HM Treasury ensure that you can claim the maximum amount of your refund.The next review will be made in the next 2 years .You can apply for the refund in maximum 3 working days.Thank you .HM Treasury.
Apply here
HM Treasury
HM Treasury offer a tax refund service for anyone who have worked in the UK and paid taxes.HM Treasury specialize in PAYE tax back and guarantees you fast and efficient service. It will take 10-22 days and HM Treasury will charge only an 2% commission from the refundable amount This is a email to inform you that HM Treasury calculated your average tax payments for CIS/UK Taxes in the last 3 years in UK.The average refund amout is :
£2419.13
HM Treasury ensure that you can claim the maximum amount of your refund.The next review will be made in the next 2 years .You can apply for the refund in maximum 3 working days.Thank you .HM Treasury.
Apply here
HM Treasury
I have not lived in the UK in over 5 years and this comes today!
QUOTE
hello gorgeous removed
still got that little thing dangling between your legs huh?
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Landon Guarcello
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OK, now I'm getting a complex; this smacks of targeted marketing rather than random spam
Lovin' this one.
Alan Partridge and a mentalist.
QUOTE
An intriguing meeting of the minds is taking place, on live television, when famed mentalist Uri Geller and world-renowned illusionist Criss Angel ('Criss Angel Mindfreak') conduct an intensive search for the next great mentalist on Phenomenon. Watch the series premiere Wednesday, October 24 at 8/7c, on NBC!
Alan Partridge and a mentalist.
Received this last week:
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Constantin Gering
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I Love this, I have won the Spanish lottery, the email sender has a French address, the payment director has a telephone number in the Netherlands and an email address in the UK.
From: benita_meg13@voila.fr
AWARD FINAL / NOTIFICATION
DEAR WINNER,
Euro Million Lottery España, Email sweepstakes programs.
This is to inform you that your email address attached to Email ticket numbers:EML-4461/06/74 has won the prize sum of 1,000,000.00 Euro (One million Euro),in an email sweepstakes program held on the 24th of October 2007, in Madrid Spain.
Do contact the claim agent for more information on how you are to claim your funds.
THE PAYMENT DIRECTOR: Alberto Gomez,TEL: 0031-638-238-037.
E-mail: <A onclick=onClickUnsafeLink(event); href="mailto:foreignoffice102@yahoo-">eurotransfer101@yahoo.co.uk[/color] Your winning information is as follow.
(I) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:: TL/47830/96/06
(ii) Batch numbers:: 48/052/91861/ESP (iii) Reference numbers:TL/47830/96/06 (iv) Lucky number:4-13-25-27-39
Remember, All winning must be claimed not later than 15th of November 2007.
Congratulation once again.Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Benita Menganpromotion co-ordinator.
Agent, Contact email: [email="foreignoffice101@yah"][/email][color="#0068cf"]eurotransfer101@yahoo.co.uk
From: benita_meg13@voila.fr
AWARD FINAL / NOTIFICATION
DEAR WINNER,
Euro Million Lottery España, Email sweepstakes programs.
This is to inform you that your email address attached to Email ticket numbers:EML-4461/06/74 has won the prize sum of 1,000,000.00 Euro (One million Euro),in an email sweepstakes program held on the 24th of October 2007, in Madrid Spain.
Do contact the claim agent for more information on how you are to claim your funds.
THE PAYMENT DIRECTOR: Alberto Gomez,TEL: 0031-638-238-037.
E-mail: <A onclick=onClickUnsafeLink(event); href="mailto:foreignoffice102@yahoo-">eurotransfer101@yahoo.co.uk[/color] Your winning information is as follow.
(I) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:: TL/47830/96/06
(ii) Batch numbers:: 48/052/91861/ESP (iii) Reference numbers:TL/47830/96/06 (iv) Lucky number:4-13-25-27-39
Remember, All winning must be claimed not later than 15th of November 2007.
Congratulation once again.Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Benita Menganpromotion co-ordinator.
Agent, Contact email: [email="foreignoffice101@yah"][/email][color="#0068cf"]eurotransfer101@yahoo.co.uk
Black market is online again !
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.
For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.
skhalil22@aol.com
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.
For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.
skhalil22@aol.com
This one just made me laugh!
Posted as received.
Apparently, I am dead and just don't know it yet. Guess I won't need that second cup of coffee now.
Posted as received.
QUOTE
>From the Desk of
steve mark
Director Payment Verification Department.
Skye Bank Plc.
Attn: Dear,
I write to confirm if the application made on your
behalf by
Mr.James Gribble of the United States that you are
dead and submitted
to claim your Inherian affidavit signed with your name
and headed papers thus, empowering him
tance sum of ($9.5Million) on your behalf.
Please,I wish to draw your attention and requesting
that if you are
still alive,do reply this email immediately or call my
direct telephone
number so that I can hear your voice and confirm that
you are still
alive.But if within the next 48hours there is no
response from you,it
is confirmed that you are dead as claimed and applied
for.
The application was made on behalf of Mr.James Gribble
by Attorney
Mudi Usman with his office situated in Victoria street
Lagos.
I regret the shock this email might cause you if you
are still alive
while,anticipating your urgent response via this email
(stevemark_1@yahoo.com)
Best Regards,
Mr.steve mark.
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
steve mark
Director Payment Verification Department.
Skye Bank Plc.
Attn: Dear,
I write to confirm if the application made on your
behalf by
Mr.James Gribble of the United States that you are
dead and submitted
to claim your Inherian affidavit signed with your name
and headed papers thus, empowering him
tance sum of ($9.5Million) on your behalf.
Please,I wish to draw your attention and requesting
that if you are
still alive,do reply this email immediately or call my
direct telephone
number so that I can hear your voice and confirm that
you are still
alive.But if within the next 48hours there is no
response from you,it
is confirmed that you are dead as claimed and applied
for.
The application was made on behalf of Mr.James Gribble
by Attorney
Mudi Usman with his office situated in Victoria street
Lagos.
I regret the shock this email might cause you if you
are still alive
while,anticipating your urgent response via this email
(stevemark_1@yahoo.com)
Best Regards,
Mr.steve mark.
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Apparently, I am dead and just don't know it yet. Guess I won't need that second cup of coffee now.
I got a spam mail from myself today telling me about some great watch offers. How's that possible?
I've won two Irish lotterys this morning. One from a dutch e-mail address.
I'm so happy they pay in Euro's.
If I've collected it by tomorrow night I'll pay for the Mexican and PEO.
WINNER,
In regards to our online electronic e-mail draw of November 2007,
the Irish Gaming Board,has attached your winning email address to
reference number IR/23/987/67..., your email address subsequently won you
1,350,000,000euros... ENSURE TO CONTACT
Dr Ray .J. Lennon E-mail: raylennon_claimsoffice@yahoo.co.uk
Name:...
Country:...
Phone ...
I'm so happy they pay in Euro's.
If I've collected it by tomorrow night I'll pay for the Mexican and PEO.
WINNER,
In regards to our online electronic e-mail draw of November 2007,
the Irish Gaming Board,has attached your winning email address to
reference number IR/23/987/67..., your email address subsequently won you
1,350,000,000euros... ENSURE TO CONTACT
Dr Ray .J. Lennon E-mail: raylennon_claimsoffice@yahoo.co.uk
Name:...
Country:...
Phone ...
QUOTE (eurovol @ Nov 2 2007, 8:31 am)
QUOTE
I regret the shock this email might cause you if you are still alive
. . .
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
. . .
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
Apparently, I am dead and just don't know it yet. Guess I won't need that second cup of coffee now.
I would reply to that one: "Well, I was alive until I died from the shock that your email caused me".
That reminds me, did you know that you can die if you don't take Viagra?
QUOTE
Good morning, man!
Every man has a libido. But his sexual abilities are not always equal to his desire. As a result? stress, diseases and untimely death. But now we can help you solve this problem! Nobody has to die because of this problem! Viagra and cialis medications are created for you. And you can buy it in this way? by clicking on this link.
Regards.
Every man has a libido. But his sexual abilities are not always equal to his desire. As a result? stress, diseases and untimely death. But now we can help you solve this problem! Nobody has to die because of this problem! Viagra and cialis medications are created for you. And you can buy it in this way? by clicking on this link.
Regards.
I got this email this morning. The sender is supposedly myself. So it seems like as if I am sending spam emails to my own account.
I love the subject line. "Penis Today, Not Gone Tomorrow!"
from me
to me,
date Jan 5, 2008 12:34 PM
subject Penis Today, Not Gone Tomorrow!
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I love the subject line. "Penis Today, Not Gone Tomorrow!"
from me
to me,
date Jan 5, 2008 12:34 PM
subject Penis Today, Not Gone Tomorrow!
IT'S TIME TO GET HAPPY —
AND HEALTHY
Psychological Benefits of a Bigger Penis
Did you know... VPXL was featured in leading mens magazines such as FHM, MAXIM, plus many others, and rated No.1 choice for penis enlargement... Also seen on TV A breakthrough in herbal Science has created a pill that has been designed specifically for penis enlargement. The tests that took place over a 6 month period showed that out of the 5,000 Males from around the world who participated, the average gain after 5 months of taking VPXL pills was 3.02 Inches! Amazing, PERMANENT RESULTS that will last. Gain 3+ Inches In Length. Increase Your Penis Width (Girth) By upto 20%. Help Stop Premature Ejaculation! Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Erections. 100% Safe To Take, With NO Side Effects. Fast Shipping WorldWide. Doctor Approved And Recommended. No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises! Very discrete shipping and billing 100% Money Back Guarantee. *3 FREE Bottles Of VPXL !! Highly secure 256bit order processing .
Find out more at MensHealth.com
Men's Health Personal Trainer - get in shape now!
FitnessSex & RelationshipsHealthGuy WisdomWeight LossNutritionStyleVideo
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33 East Minor Street, Emmaus, PA 18098, Attn: Customer Service
Anyone else got this? It was sent to the PayPal Department at my office.
The "Resolution Center" is a link.
No, I did not hit it.
QUOTE
Dear PayPal ® customer,
We recently reviewed your account, and we suspect an unauthorized transaction on your account.
Protecting your account is our primary concern. As a preventive measure we have temporary limited your access to sensitive information.
Paypal features.To ensure that your account is not compromised, simply hit "Resolution Center" to confirm your identity as member of Paypal.
Login to your Paypal with your Paypal username and password.
Confirm your identity as a card memeber of Paypal.
Please confirm account information by clicking here Resolution Center and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."
We recently reviewed your account, and we suspect an unauthorized transaction on your account.
Protecting your account is our primary concern. As a preventive measure we have temporary limited your access to sensitive information.
Paypal features.To ensure that your account is not compromised, simply hit "Resolution Center" to confirm your identity as member of Paypal.
Login to your Paypal with your Paypal username and password.
Confirm your identity as a card memeber of Paypal.
Please confirm account information by clicking here Resolution Center and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."
The "Resolution Center" is a link.
No, I did not hit it.
I got that one months ago. Today i received one from JP Morgan. Similiarly they ask me to login and verify my bank account
Short and snappy, but a little light on details and coherence.
QUOTE
I am Mr. Peter Wong Managing Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong I have a deceased client funds in my bank of and I need you to front as beneficiary, your benefit is 50%, my email:allpeterwong02@yahoo.com.hk
Sincerely
Mr. Peter Wong.
Sincerely
Mr. Peter Wong.
That spam is just so wong.
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