HydroSkater
Feb 28 2008, 9:20 am
Here's a spam email that I just received... I have more than enough money anyway, so if this interests anyone, please feel free to contact Mr Lee... I'd hate to see the opportunity go to waste!
QUOTE
FROM: leeray_wing02@yahoo.com.hk
--
Dear friend,
I am Mr. Raymond LEE, i work with Bank of China, HKG.I have a business proposal of $12.7millionUSD for you.Should you be interested I shall provide you with more details on this project, provide me with your Full Names, private phone/fax.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards,
LEE.
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sarabyrd
Mar 17 2008, 5:55 pm
I don't know if this counts but I just got a call that - according to my display - was an internal test call but actually turned out to be one of those "Congratulations, you're a winner!" automated calls.
The telecommunications company is working on this and had damn well better solve it pdq.
aspiadas
Mar 17 2008, 6:03 pm
Not really a spam but a scam
Orkney Islands Shipping Co. Ltd.,
Head Office, 4 Ayre Road,
Kirkwall, Orkney,
KW15 1QX
United Kingdom.
9th July,2007.
Hello,
This is Mr. Nixon Winters, Marketing Director of Orkney Islands Shipping /
Financial Advisory Limited based in The United Kingdom. I am 54 years old,
and have been in this position for approximately 5 years.
We are a small scale company with staff strength of 10. Our website is
currently under construction and shall get to you once it has been set up.
Our company deals on import and export of Communication Accessories and
Household Appliances. We specialize mainly on mechanical equipment,
hardware,
soft wares, electrical, medical, chemicals, light industrial products,
office equipment and other products for world trade.
We also act as stock brokers and financial advisory for various small
scaled Asian companies, unable to operate in the Western World due to
logistic reasons
such as language barrier / over head cost of maintanance,labour
management,etc.
We are currently assisting these companies recruiting processing agents in
The United States of America only, whose function would be primarily
assisting us receive and disburse payment
for sales of machanical and chemical industrial materials which our Asian
affiliates / companies are basically involved in.
We have a worked out agreement of understanding to scout for
representatives whose role will be to receive funds of their behalf after
they have
concluded shipment of their products to their numerous customers in the
states.
In other words, you role will be that of a payment agent. You shall handle
cash payments on their behalf.
You are to deduct upon receipt of any payment, a 7% commission based on all
financial transaction you handle, as form of salary..
This will be reviewed and updated based on your work efficiency.
Kindly send below details for consideration, if you are interested in this
special offer via email address:
nixonwinters01@aol.co.uk
(1)Your full names
(2)Contact address
(3)Phone/fax numbers
(4)Your residential address
(5)Your present occupation
(6) Your marital status
(7) Your Age
Thank you for your time.
Very Respectfully,
Mr. Nixon Winters.
Email: nixonwinters01@aol.co.uk
Marketing Head. Orkney Islands Shipping / Financial Advisory Ltd
eurovol
Mar 28 2008, 5:02 pm
This one has me stumped. I have no idea what they are hocking, but they made an effort.
QUOTE
Hei,
Hohe hoholulu
Or twice before, and she was afraid. But you know, a blunder
we english always commit, in trying purse containing half
his fortune, and return then, thy sons and all the kings
on thy side proceeded, to visit the clerks. The duties of
the clerks he began to get frightened. Why would a great
all created things, arjuna exerted himself to austerities,
began to emit vapour from every part weight of his hand
as though he had been a leaf. Their purpose, fostered by
the government, raised the curled lip, which the young man
bit until heard of anybody living on marmalade, did ye?'lady
of slack and dull seasons, whose occurrence employers breteche
canalis, constantcyrmelchior, baron de with great activity,
amongst those on our side.
Cookieman
Mar 28 2008, 5:23 pm
Subjects of the usual penis spam from my mailbox ( the actual messages are the exactly the same)...
1)Why be a tiny cocktail sausage, when you can be a mighty wiener.
2)Watch that monster go!
3)Get proud being HUMONGOUS.
4)Achieve a high growth rate
5)Bask in the glow of your new life
6)Watch her crave you more with this change you undergo
7)Increase and upsize today
8)Drive your shaft into her
9)Extend your Warranty ...
10)Watch Hayden come
11)So tight and so wet
12)Any idea
13)Attract Like Bees to Honey
crusoe
Mar 28 2008, 7:08 pm
QUOTE
My dear, I am miss Angelina Melina Salman from Asmara, Eritrea, single and 19 years old and a christian by religion. After seeing your information in the Internet i copied out only your email address. Immediately after going through your information i made up my mind to contact you for long term relationship, because you are my choice of trust and i see nothing wrong with the choice that i have made in you. Now that i am in a state of absolute confusion I must let you know that my daddy was the Financial controller to the Common Wealth North African Region.
About my parents; My mummy died in labour when she was giving birth to a baby in the hospital in Asmara, and both my mummy and the baby died together, then i was only 11 years of age. My daddy died in a car accident and the car driver that jammed my daddy's car ran away and my daddy's lawyer and my uncle are among the suspects, and they are all against me because of my daddy's properties in Eritrea. The following information is my purpose of choosing you. Before my daddy died he made me the beneficiary of the amount of 9 million gbp£ in his account with citi bank in oxford street, London. on my way traveling to London, England i arrived this Dakar city on transit, on the same night i arrived Dakar i was attacked by 2 big boys in my guest house (hotel) room, they robbed me, collected my hand bag that contained all my traveling money and travelling documents, as if that was not enough, they tried to rape me so i collected the nearest object in the room and heated one of them on the head and screamed to the hearing of the neighbouring compounds and people came out and descended on the criminals, the next morning the police came to the guest house and arrested me, since then i have been kept under awaiting trial here in this central prison of Dakar because the criminal i heated got paralyzed as a result of the severe beating given to him by the neighborhood.
I am among the girls newly appointed to head the girls sector in this prison, hence i have the advantage to use the prison computer to communicate with you, and i will be very glad to also have a detailed information about you. From here i communicated with citi bank and they replied that because of the written agreement that my daddy signed with them that i must be present in their bank to withdraw the money by myself OR that i should appoint a financial manager and ask my financial manager to email them and receive the money on my behalf, so i want you to be my financial manager and help me to come out of this prison then the same week of my release you will fly down here in Dakar City and i and you will depart to your home in your country together and from your country we will travel to London together to go and withdraw the remaining part of my money in citi bank, If you cannot come to Dakar you will help me to travel to your country with some of my money and from there me and you will travel to london together.
I am waiting for your reply,
Yours sincerely
Miss Angelina Melina Salman
Motto: watch out for the big boys.
mere
Mar 28 2008, 7:16 pm
I just got this in my junk email at work- (it’s spam)
I feel like I’m reading a madlid or 'creative' (i.e. bad) poetry when I read this. All I can think is what the?!!!??
QUOTE
Hei,
Hohe hoholulu
Helpless girl. Slowly and unconsciously he learned blame for making him so. Keeping my temper under him. See that the breed is not lost!' he walked l50 and abused tom. Tom, he said, had caused him plains and fine country situated between the city pursuers off the track. They are supposed to have illinois was beginning rapidly to fill up. There science will daily come into collision for people on the right side as we go out we should find hill ranges, which gave us a lot to do as in our by a high wall, and the suburbs outside. To the to make ellie laugh the way i talked about greta. Could not be treated with greater reverence than three weeks after the birthday feast. The reaping and muttering to himself, as he hastily drew bolt
mere
Mar 28 2008, 7:18 pm
Eurovol- i think ours were written by the same 'poet' or madlin addict.
Crawlie
Mar 28 2008, 8:03 pm
They are usually for pharmaceutical product spam mails. Tries to fool the server into letting it through with such prose.
eurovol
Mar 28 2008, 8:46 pm
Tis a fact I know, but I posted the entire thing. There was nothing else and no mention of viagra or cialis anywhere. That is what has got me stumped. Not a link...nothing, but like I said they made an effort.
tor
May 21 2008, 11:45 am
i just got one where the subject line read 'Please Open the Attach to read your message'
yeah.. right...
z-man99
May 22 2008, 8:51 am
Just pulled this out of my spam filter:
Expel shame and weakness from your bedroom in a few weeks!
Don't miss this opportunity!
Uncle Nick
May 22 2008, 3:25 pm
Topics merged by admin
I got an e-mail this morning telling me that the late Maurice Wohl had advised a lawyer to get in touch with me. Out of curiousity I asked what it was about and got an e-mail with the following attachment:
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: ESTATE OF DR. MAURICE WOHL
Going through our records, it came to our knowledge that the great philanthropist, Late Dr. Maurice Wohl,
made a random selection of individuals (via email addresses drawn from 250 Countries on the internet index,
who he expects to continue in line with his selfless services to humanity. It is on this note that, I Barrister
Brian Davies, was assigned to contact you on behalf of the Board of Trustees and Executors of the Estate of
Late Dr. Maurice Wohl. I once again try to notify you as my earlier emails were returned undelivered. I wish
to notify you that Late Maurice Wohl made you a beneficiary to his funds. He left the deposit of Nine Million
Two Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds (9, 200, 000, 00 GBP) for you in a highly confidential account
with an Assets Management Firm.
Until his death, Late Dr. Maurice Wohl made a Commander of the British Empire (CBE), was a self-made real
estate magnate, and was known worldwide for his generosity. He was the president of the Jerusalem Great
Synagogue, and also a benefactor of Bar-Ilan University, Shaare Zedek Medical Center in Jerusalem and
Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv, as well as many other Israeli institutions. He is a very dedicated Christian who
loved to be involved in charitable projects not because it gave him prestige and fame but because it was the
right thing to do. Helping to alleviate the sufferings of a lot of people and families that needed the support
and assistance was his aim. He thus earned numerous Humanitarian awards during his lifetime for his great
philanthropy.
On July 2 2007, Dr. Maurice Wohl died at the age of 83 years. According to his last wishes, his money is to
support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. This funds are now
ready for execution.
For more details, please visit this page at (http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/877056.html)
Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me
conclude my job. By replying to this e-mail, you will have to update the form below so that I can contact you
and also send you the AFFIDAVIT FORM IN SUPPORT OF APPLICATION which would be completed by you and
submitted by me to the Assets Management Firm for claims.
1. Full Name
2. Complete Physical/Mailing Address
3. Nationality
4. Date of Birth
5. Occupation
6. Phone/Fax
Get back to me as soon as you read this e-mail so that we can proceed further with remittance to you. My
email address is included below. Thank you and have a nice day.
Regards,
Barrister Brian Davies
Email: brian.davies3483@gmail.com & brian-davies@live.com
DAVIES CHAMBER, UNITED KINGDOM
Bipa
May 22 2008, 3:35 pm
Not a bad offer. Apparently most folks only get 2 million US dollars. How come you get more? You someone special?
E-mail scam names false 'beneficiaries' of donor's estateQUOTE
An e-mail scam is claiming to distribute $2 million on behalf the estate of the late British Jewish philanthropist Maurice Wohl.
The scam, which appears to be relatively new, has been blasted by Wohl's friends and lawyers. "It's very sad that a man of Maurice's reputation - a quiet, modest philanthropist - is having his name besmirched in this way," Martin Paisner, a lawyer with Berwin, Leighton Paisner LLP, which oversaw the execution of Wohl's will, said from London. The e-mail, which is addressed "Dear Beneficiary," reads: "This is to inform you that a legacy of $2M (Two Million United States Dollars) was bequeathed to you by our late client Mr. Maurice Wohl, an Israeli-born British citizen who died of heart-related complications.
QUOTE (Uncle Nick @ May 22 2008, 4:25 pm)

via email addresses drawn from 250 Countries
Where did he find so many countries, I wonder? Last time I looked our little planet had fewer than 200.
Uncle Nick
May 22 2008, 3:48 pm
@Bipa: I am one of "the poor and needy in our society"
eurovol
Jun 2 2008, 8:29 am
QUOTE
From Sister Yvonne Williamson
BP 20, Abidjan, B.P. V 74
avenue Nogues, Le Plateau
Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire
West Africa.
Dearest In Christ,
My greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.I am Mrs.Yvonne Williamson from South Africa. I am married to Archdeacon. Arlene Williamson whom until his death served as an archdeacon in the St.Micheal'sarchdeaconry in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $4.5.Million U.S. dollars with one of the famous bank here in Abidjan capital of Cote d'Ivoire for safe keeping.
Presently, my Doctor confirmed to me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Haven known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.
I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, helping the widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that» Blessed is the hand that grivet�. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.
This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace�. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Due to present condition of my health, I was warned by my doctor to avoid receiving or making any call.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Yvonne williamson.
--------------------------Hirdetés-----------------------------
Lealkudtuk a kamatot!
Nálunk nem csak az első hónapok akciósak.
Jelzáloghitel akár milliókkal olcsóbban.
The emphasis on the phone call crap is mine. Email? OK. Phone usage will kill you!
crusoe
Jun 2 2008, 8:32 am
QUOTE (eurovol @ Jun 2 2008, 9:29 am)

Blessed is the hand that grivet
I'd like to have my hand blessed if anyone will give me a crash course in griveting.
Mapleleafdude
Jul 14 2008, 4:57 pm
QUOTE
Von:Hammond Pujeh.
Abidjan - Ivory Coast.
Sehr geeherte,
ich heisse Hammond Pujeh ; meine Vater Herr Ngor Momoh Pujeh der war der ehemalige Minister des Transportes und Kommunikation in der Sierra Leone.We suchen nach ein glaubwrdiges vertrauenswrdiges Geschftsmann in Deutschland .
Wir moechten in den folgenden Bereichen investieren:
1-Immobilien
2-Schiff Leistung
3-einer Schmucksacheproduktionsgesellschaftzu kaufen
4-investieren in eine software Firma
5-hotels zu bauen
6-Grundstueck fr landwirtschaftliche Entwicklung
7-die Gesundheitspflege Firma
8-Entwicklung eines Einkaufencenter
Ihr Rat wird folglich erbeten, da die Investition innerhalb Ihres betrieblichen Umfelds fllt.
Wir moechten gerne ungefaehr USD $ 8.700.000 investieren.
Wir bieten Ihnen 15% der Gesamtkapitals fr Ihre Untersttzung an , wenn sie wollen wir koennen nach Deutschland fliegen und mit ihnen zu treffen.
Es ist wichtig Diese projekt ist privat und hohevertrauliche.
Mit freundlichen Grussen.
Hammond Pujeh.
I'm just to bored to earn 15% of $US 8.7mill. (why not in Euro's and not some third world currency?) so if anyone want a go.
sarabyrd
Jul 18 2008, 7:33 am
QUOTE
Dear PayPal ® customer,
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Protecting your account is our primary concern. As a preventive measure we have temporary limited your access to sensitive information.
Paypal features.To ensure that your account is not compromised, simply hit "Resolution Center" to confirm your identity as member of Paypal.
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Seth Wexler, I got this by mistake although it was addressed to you. If I were you I would not hit the "Resolution Center" link.
You're welcome, I will be rewarded with good karma for doing the needful.
Mapleleafdude
Jul 18 2008, 5:40 pm
The good thang is dat as long as dey not spoke or right well anglish in ifore koast des emails pratty essay to wreckognisse.
Deccie
Aug 12 2008, 4:11 pm
QUOTE
I HAVE REGISTERED YOUR CONSIGNMENT WITH FEDEX
Good Day,
We have been waiting for you since to contact us for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $850,000 United States Dollars which my husband kept for but we did not hear from you since that time. Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting near to expire and Mr. Pana Eric the Director Bank of Africa told me that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the $850,000 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration as I will be out out of the country for a Five Months Course and I will not come back till end of Octobre. 2008.
What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charges and Insurance premium .
The only money you will send to the Courier Company to deliver your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is ($105.00 US)One Hundred & Five United States Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $105.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;
Contact Person: Dr Gabriel Ume
Tel: +229 93818865
Email(fedexcourier68@hotmail.com)
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $105.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.
Note this. The FEDEX COURIER SERVICE company don't know the contents ofthe Box. I registered it as a BOX of Africa cloths. They did not know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX.
Dont let them know that box contents money ok. I am waiting for your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,
MR THOMAS GUETTLER
I am so happy the box is regisered as a box of Africa cloths and not money...
kitty_kat
Aug 12 2008, 7:44 pm
Subject headline: I Need Your Response, It's Very Urgent and Confidential
QUOTE
Dear Friend,
Good Day,
I am Alhaji Bahtusi Bahli, I work in the SOCIETE GENERAL BANK OF OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO (SGBB), I believe and feel quite safe revealing this important business and will be glad to execute it with you.
My assurance to you is that,this transaction is 100% risk and trouble free to both parties. I am only contacting you who is a foreigner, because my bank is going to welcome you as a foreigner that has correct information about the account as i will fornish to you before we proceed. I got your mail contact from the International directory and will be glad to do this business with you. for more information and proper understanding about the deceased person, contact me and i will give you full details about the whole process. During my last momentary auditing, i discovered that this man holds an account in my bank which he left no beneficiary.
My investigation proved to me as well that his company and family does not know anything about this very account. The tranferable amount is Fourteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars and I want this fund to be transfered into your safe Foreign Account abroad. So i need your full co-operation to make this my plan to work perfectlly. If you are capable of handling such an amount in strict confidence and trust we will achieve this total fund. I will also use my position to influence and affect legal approvals for immediate onward
transfer of this fund into your account with appropriate clearance from the ministries and foreign exchange department in this bank. As soon as the transfer is concluded,you are entitled to 45% out of the total funds.
Please reply me immediately, I need to emphasise on the need for trust and confidence on both side as the pillar for the success of this business. You need to reassure me that you will not betray me and sit on this fund when it finally comes into your account. Forward to me the followings:
1. Your full name,(First, Middle And Last)
2. Home and office address.
3. Occupation.
4. Age
5, Marital Statues.
6, Your private telephone number for my easy communication with you.
What I expect from you is trust and commitment; I want this large sum of money transferred to your account with your assistance, please kindly keep this transaction secret , don't let anybody to know about this transaction for you don't know who is beside you, so that people will not know how we made our money. I want to know if you are willing to follow up this business seriously, before I will direct you on what to do immediately to start this claim; however I shall be waiting your response and assurance.
Yours Sincerely,
Alhaji Bahtusi Bahli.
+22676429117.
I still (to this day) cannot imagine the kind/type of person that could take this stuff seriously. Yet there's a sucker born every minute and people falling for this scam left and right.
kitty_kat
Aug 12 2008, 10:00 pm
QUOTE
Headline: Time To Think Bigger
Your new length will be enough to stroke your woman's womb!
1. Sent to the wrong gender
2. Bigger isn't always better
Mapleleafdude
Aug 13 2008, 2:34 pm
I'm sorry kitty, didn't know it was you. My filter isn't working right at the moment.
Bipa
Aug 13 2008, 10:28 pm
Got a new one today. Didn't get the original CNN version and was feeling a bit left out. But now I've gotten included in the new MSNBC spam email so I'm better now
I've taken out the links, which didn't go to MSNBC anyway. For more information on this one, check out the MX Logic IT Security Blog from 13 August 2008:
Here We Go Again: CNN Spam is now MSNBC Spam-----Original Message-----
From: MSNBC Breaking News [mailto:euqitsih_1959@67-58-5-40.gohomedot.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:34 PM
To: xxx@xxx.xxx
Subject: msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Bomb scare grounds thousands of flights at UK Heathrow airport
msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Bomb scare grounds thousands of flights at UK Heathrow airport
Find out more at http : // breakingnews . msnbc . com
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This e-mail is never sent unsolicited. You have received this MSNBC Breaking News Newsletter
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To remove yourself from the list (or to add yourself to the list if this
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Mapleleafdude
Aug 17 2008, 10:02 pm
From: Mrs.Rita Muller.
My Dear
QUOTE
I am the above named person also a National of Altenburg Germany, I am married to late Mr.Thomas Muller who used to be a private contractor with the Mobile Petroleum Company in Benin Republic before he died in the year 2002.We were married for Nine years without a child,he died in an auto crash,Since his death I decidedA not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.
When my late husband was alive Made a numbered time (Fixed deposit) for 36 calendar months, valued at EURO 6000,000.00 with a Finance House in Cotonou Benin Republic .This money have been floating as unclaimed since 2002 in the bank. According to the Benin law at the expiration of 5 (FIVE) years, the Money will revert to the ownership of the Benin Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Presently,I'm in a hospital where I have been under going treatment for oesophageal cancer,I have since lost the ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I do not have much time to live.It is my wish to see this money distributed amoung charity organizations,because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness,I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them again.
Please,I beg you in the name of God to help me retrieve this money as soon as possible as my late husbands foreign company business associate. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Accredited Lawyer incharge of the Fund who will advise you the best procedure to get the money transferred to your account,his name is barrister bigga stanley. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein,God Bless you and family.
Regards
Mrs.Rita Muller.
Big money, big money...yeah!!!
Yeti
Aug 18 2008, 8:21 am
Barrister Bigga Stanley, that is one pimpin' name for a dude in a wig.
Genie
Aug 18 2008, 12:13 pm
This one is politically interesting too:
QUOTE
Ein kleines Mädchen spricht die Wahrheit
über georgische Angriffe: **My bold here**
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H8XI2Chc6uQ(YouTube manipuliert den Aufrufzähler und lässt dieses Video nicht populär werden)
2000 Tote innerhalb von 2 Tagen durch georgischen Angriff - RIP Für alle Kinder, Frauen, Männer die durch georgische Angriffe umgekommen sind starten wir diese Aktion.
Wir sind gegen Propaganda in deutschen Medien!
Wir sind keine Medien-Marionetten.
Wir wollten die WAHRHEIT! Wir sind das Volk!
Verbreite diese Nachricht wie ein Lauffeuer! (Emails, Blogs, Foren, ICQ) Zusammen sind wir stark.
Note the missing article in the bold part - to me this means a Russian source. E-mail as the next propaganda tool? Ya ni khatschou Pravda!
Kay
Sep 12 2008, 11:37 am
Just received another Nigerian gem, this time from the "entire members of the Federal House of Senate" who have a most elegant turn of phrase...
QUOTE
We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the civilian Head of State, President Umaru Yar'Adua and the Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria , Prof Charles Soludo held a meeting last week concerning payment , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.
On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.
leky
Sep 12 2008, 12:03 pm
D'ya think they hired that
Scottish postie as an admin assisitant?
GreenTea
Sep 12 2008, 4:28 pm
Kay: I would write back and tell them you don't want their raw sewage, thank you very much.
llees
Sep 14 2008, 6:05 pm
I just got one entitled "From tiny pecker to average!!!"
Nice that they're not making outlandish claims. I almost opened the email to read it.* They're clearly improving.
*not that I have a tiny pecker, thanks for asking.
thefirelane
Sep 15 2008, 7:43 pm
Just got one with the title:
Sexual nirvana through organ enhancementI don't know, perhaps women like the bass...
Maurik
Sep 16 2008, 2:30 pm
Beautifully written spam email, they should turn it into a novel.
QUOTE
Here writes Novell Frances Anne, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am
married to Engineer David Novell an Englishman who is dead. My husband
was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life
together as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My
husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow
to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he
had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to physical
disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that
he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 2 Million
(2 Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his
vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in
UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor
told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems
I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I
have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has
befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you
and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to
fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-
trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who
prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.
It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this
decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money
and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I
do not want my husband?s hard earned money to be misused or invested
into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this
money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking
this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually
pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I
do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my
deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husbands
relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this
development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
bank in UK. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will
empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is
that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful
all through your life. Please assure me that you will act just as I
have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and
members of your family.you can contact me through my private email.
parnell
Sep 23 2008, 11:19 am
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
Yeti
Sep 23 2008, 11:59 am
Go Republic of America!
eurovol
Sep 24 2008, 8:02 am
Got the same one:
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DEAR AMERICAN:
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.
I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.
THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.
PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.
YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON
Who the hell would fall for this?
crusoe
Sep 24 2008, 8:25 am
It's a real one???

I thought it was just parnell's pisstake... They do have a poor opinion of your intelligence levels, don't they?
Mapleleafdude
Sep 24 2008, 12:43 pm
QUOTE
Hello,
How are you,hope you are doing well,am gift a lovely girl,and i drop at your profile(mitglied.lycos.de), and i love what i saw there,i beleive we can get aquainted,so if it interests you,pls reach me back here okay for further communications okay.i stop here awaiting your respond.
Regards,Ms gift
(gift_kalo2@yahoo.com)
Please contact me direct to my email address for me to send my picture and further communications
......
Hallo,
Wie geht es dir, hoffe, Sie sind gut, bin Geschenk ein schönes Mädchen, und ich Drop auf Ihr Profil (mitglied.lycos.de), und ich liebe, was ich dort sah, ich glaube, wir können lernen, so dass, wenn es Sie interessiert , pls erreichen mich wieder hier in Ordnung für die weitere Kommunikation okay.i stoppen hier erwarten Ihre Antwort.
Regards, Frau Geschenk
(gift_kalo2@yahoo.com)
Bitte kontaktieren Sie mich direkt an meine E-Mail-Adresse für mich, schicken Sie mir das Bild und weitere Mitteilungen
QUOTE
am gift a lovely girl
for free?
I love it, the German is as bad as the English.
Johnny English
Sep 24 2008, 1:27 pm
QUOTE
Greetings, my new friend, I hope. It Ruzilya writes to you.
For me caused interest your structure and now I would like to enter with you in correspondence. That we could learn better each of us and to see how much we approach for each of us. Very much I hope, that you will soon answer me. Because I shall wait very much your answer.
That I can shortly tell about myself, in fact it is interesting to you, certainly. I from Russia, me of 26 years. But I till now am lonely also my heart free. Therefore I search only for serious attitudes and the present feeling. If game or flirtation I ask you to not write to me is interesting to you only.
Nevertheless very much I hope to see your answer to me for my electronic address of mail: ruzzilushechka@*****.com
Sincerely I hope to receive your answer and I wait. I wish you excellent mood, Ruzilya.
And we get a photo:
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For me caused interest your structure
Hmmm... I didn't know you had such an interesting structure, JE.
Allershausen
Sep 24 2008, 1:31 pm
"my electronic address of mail" I'm going to start using that!
Johnny English
Sep 24 2008, 1:32 pm
Ha! Interesting me also structure yours for much learning. Maybe my heart bleed until now for responding please?
Yeti
Sep 24 2008, 1:33 pm
She has you down. Interesting structure, serious attitude, present feeling and excellent mood.
Frankly, I'm jealous.
Johnny English
Sep 24 2008, 1:36 pm
Anyone know where I can score me some of that flowery wallpaper for the office?
p.s. Do we think that is an "arty" photo or does she have a seriously twisted spine?
Allershausen
Sep 24 2008, 1:39 pm
You're going to need a flux capacitor I feel.
sarabyrd
Nov 6 2008, 7:33 pm
QUOTE
Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,
wir vertreten die Ebay GmbH in der nachfolgend genannten Angelegenheit. Das Vorliegen einer Vollmacht wird anwaltlich versichert. Genaue Übersicht Ihrer Verkäufe, Rechnungen, Daten und unsere Zahlungsaufforderung mit der Mahngebührenauflistung finden Sie im Anhang.
Sie bieten unter der Internethandelsplattform Ebay Computerartikel im Wege des Fernabsatzes an, ohne dabei auf das Verbrauchern zustehende gesetzliche Widerrufsrecht hinzuweisen, wie bei dem von Ihnen angebotenen Ebay Artikel mit der Nummer 1580089475 geschehen.
Damit verstossen Sie gegen §312c Abs.1 BGB sowie gegen §1 Abs.1 S.10 BGB-InfoV und führen unlauteren Wettbewerb nach §3, §4 Abs.1 S. 11 UWG. Unserer Mandantin steht damit ein Unterlassungsanspruch gemäß §8 Abs.1,Abs. 3 S. 1 UWG zu.
Ebenso sind sie nach §9 UWG unserer Mandanten zum Schadensersatz verpflichtet und damit zur Uebernahme der Kosten unserer Beauftragung in Höhe der beigefügten Kostennote 830,00 Euro.
Die Wiederholungsgefahr kann nach ständiger Rechtsprechung nur durch Abgabe einer strafbewehrten Unterlassungserklärung beseitigt werden.
Wir fordern Sie daher im Namen unserer Mandantin auf, die beigefügte Unterlassungserklärung abzugeben. Dafür setzen wir Ihnen eine Frist bis zum 07.11.2008 - 18:00 Uhr bei uns eingehend.
Sollte die Erklärung innerhalb dieser Frist nicht oder nicht im geforderten Umfang bei uns eingehen, werden wir gerichtliche Schritte einleiten, durch die zusätzliche Kosten entstehen, die sie durch Abgabe der Erklärung vermeiden können.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Günter Frhr. v. Gravenreuth
Rechtsanwalt · Dipl.-Ing. (FH)
Marktstraße 14
Münchener Freiheit
80802 München
How that made me laugh! Especially using
von Gravenreuth (born Dörr) as the sender. Hoist by his own pétard. His homepage is warning about these fake e-mails.
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