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UNITED KINGDOM.

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the last quarter of the year 2003,which I have carefully placed in an Escrow Call Deposit Account and did not declare this to my head office, Can I really trust you to hold this money for me until I arrive your country and pick it up myself and you deduct 30% of
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Regard,
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Subject: Get laid all summer long
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 1:16 PM

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