Sex with dead deer ruled not a crime in Wisconsin

The Smoking Gun reports: "[A] Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer." Read more
Filed court motion here.

OMG! so i'll read later i have to head out for an hour, but seriously... i'll check at home to see what they have to say about this.

hmmm WI man age 20... i hope i don't know him! (or hope he's not one of my cousins)

Some people will stick their dick anywhere.

True, I am ashamed to admit that I once had sex with a sorority chick... Oh the disgrace...

Was it out of deer season ? The Parks and Wildllife boys don't like that.

i'm pretty sure it's still deer season (end of).

Why a deer when there are so many cute Sconi girls around?

if that's true then are you going to come to WI senor perdido?

am I the only one thinking of the sound of music?...

a doe, a deer... a female deer...

oh dear... (someone had to say it...)

Indeed. Even dead after being thrown from a motorcycle, we Sconnies inspire lust:


This story was big news in September, when I was visiting family in Wisconsin.

By the way, sex with a dead person is also not illegal in Wisconsin, but after this incident, some on-the-ball lawmakers have introduced a bill in the state legislature to make it so. Maybe they should include deer in the bill as well.

Nigerian guy got let of a bestiality charge after fucking a pigeon a few years back on the technicality that a pigeon is a bird and not a beast.

The Womens Institute?

damn I thought Inter-species erotica was quite...err...uh...new and now we have inter-species-human-zombie erotica (how else would you describe sex between the living and the dead)

See there is life outside India my friend

I think the funniest thing about these cases is that both the deer fancier and the would-be corpse molesters come from very small towns in Wisconsin. They will never be able to show their faces in their hometowns again.

There was a detail in the news at the time about the grave robbers that isn't in the Smoking Gun: apparently the young men stopped off at Wal-Mart to buy condoms before heading to the cemetery. Ewwwwwww. Edit: oops. I guess it is in the Smoking Gun article, after all. Ewwwww, anyway.

indeed!

friggin hell, so there is sex in the afterlife too

The court motion will be heard later today (Friday, Nov. 17th at 11:00am local time). But some of the court motion text is a bit over the top I reckon. Such as:

"In addition, defining animal to include carcasses would lead to absurd results. At what point of decompose would the carcass cease being an animal? Would picked-over skeletal remains still meet the definition? At death, an animal ceases to be animal. As Billy Crystal noted in The Princess Bride (1987), "There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.""

Bestiality and necrophilia rolled into one. Ugh!

We're classy in Wisconsin...always.

Heck, yeah. Classy as all hell.

"Packers for Dummies" Class.

You can tell that this picture was taken in the winter (he's wearing a T-shirt).

I can't think of too many more sterotypical things for the pic other than perhaps a snowmobile and a beer (MGD or better yet Leinie's)

Might as well throw in some brats

BTW, here are the hunting season dates for this year:
White-tailed Deer (non-CWD units and non-metro units)
Bow - Sept. 16 - Nov. 16, 2006 and Nov. 27, 2006 - Jan. 7, 2007
Gun - Nov. 18 - Nov. 26, 2006
Muzzleloader - Nov. 27 - Dec. 6, 2006
Youth Deer Hunt - Oct. 7 & 8, 2006
Herd Control Hunt - Dec. 7 - Dec. 10, 2006

And it's not called hunting, it's called "Deer Management" or the "Deer Harvest" (I guess there's confusion about hunters vs. gatherers)

Being equal opportunity there's even a "Disabled Deer Hunt" (but it really means a Deer Hunt for Disabled Hunters...physically disabled hunters )

So, I can't wank my willy with a rump roast anymore?

Um, I believe it's called necrophilia.

The Deer Management/Deer Harvest thing is a euphemism that the Department of Natural Resources came up with to try to emphasize to the Madison liberals who are squeamish about killing cute little deer, that it's an ecological necessity.

Maybe the DNR should come up with a campaign to protect the deer from sexual assault by humans to shift the hippies from their focus on preventing killing to preventing rape!

I am rather fond of the liberal Madison culture. I use the terms "liberal" and "hippy" in a nice way.