Dave in a dress

I don't think a strappy cocktail dress would suit me.

well... maybe if it was dark...

BlueDave, go on, live a little. I bet you'd get a lot of drinks if you showed up in a strappy cocktail dress. Keep in mind the layout of the colonial bar is highbar stools near the bar - and the rest are low tables in sections. strappy dresses congregated at the high bar stools. So consider your hosery carefully as I distinctly remember seeing the tops of someones thigh highs last year. Blue Dave + Cocktail Dress = Amoosing, Blue Dave + Thigh Highs = Dodginess.

You really are a much bigger perv than i gave you credit for jml.

I'm impressed!

go on throw on a cocktail dress and a silver hat, you'll be the belle of the ball.

ps: i know what you're thinking, no you can NOT get a way with silver cone boobs ala madonna circa 80s.

Forget about going to the UK to collect your black tie bluedave, you'll just have to visit Rigby & Pellar instead to get those customised silver cones.

If they're good enough for the Queen...

can someone with creative skills please put one of bluedaves expat in silver hat pics in a dress. lots of cleavage please.

Sorry, it's the best I could do. I'm not a skilled photoshopper.

awesome, i bet blue dave would hit that. thanks jenny!

Oh dear! That was a shock. Nice shave job though!

Oooh, he's going to kill me when he sees that.

yes he is

brb just off to PM bd

Could somebody please add a disco ball to that picture? It just doesn't seem complete without a disco ball. Or perhaps a cocktail or something festive.

Saturday night fever baby!!!

Bag over the head, i certainly would !!

Hmmm profile pic . ...

profile pic, bah. that needs to be your christmas card to the folks back home.

well then put that bag over the head and do it...please also film it and put post it

Arshoo in wanting to see BlueDave's arse bobbing up and down shocker!

Arshoo in telling BlueDave to go fuck himself shocker!

It's all too much for a Tuesday.

hmm we'd need to work on your foundation tho cuz that's a nasty tide-mark you've got!

dunno why but that picture make me think of this song

dont know about the divy in the video tho.

Ok, I'm starting to get the hang of this photoshop stuff. Have tried to fix Dave's skin tone issues. Am now starting on my next project.

Think he needs some fake tan to the face TBH. And do I see a shadow lurking by the bikini line...?

Is this better?

Better, but depilation needs to be worked on.

Will speak to Dave about that.

Looking good Dave, looking good!

OMG Has this thread ever been hijacked.

It never looks like that in the mirror in the morning i have to tell you.

Though if it ever did, i would buy a 3/4 length mirror reflecting from the neck down.

We could always have a thread spilt and vote for our favourite outfit... perhaps Jenny could photoshop you into a red dress and something black and stretchy as well perhaps

Suddenly the blue part of your name makes perfect sense, dave.

We need the people that did the Dove commerical. Imagine what they could do!!

They ain't that good Renia

so, Dave, where do you get your legs waxed, they do a good job?

The local tarmac gang Carm

do they do bikini's too?

Apparently he's willing to do this for charity too...

If the mods will split the thread i will do my damndest to match whatever outfit is chosen for the Xmas Party and let's see if we can get a few coppers in the tin somehow for a Xmas Charity of Ed Bob's choice ?

Whaddayathink ?

Lovely idea!!

I vote for that!! Can I photoshop an outfit as well??

Yes, I think everyone should be allowed to post their photoshop creations of Dave in a dress.

Who is the bird in the hat?

no, Jenny, we need you to photo shop all of us, then we don't really have to attend, you can make us look very good and sexy.

Ok, I've secretly been photoshopping my own head on supermodel bodies. It's easier than going to the gym.

Let's see 'em Jen

Even better idea Carm !!

Using photoshop, who's gonna join me and turn up in whatever sexy / warped / weird outfit is created for them ?

BTW dave have you had may PM's since you changed your profile pic

Nope, no inappropriate pm's whatsoever, i'm obviously as rough as a bird as i am as a man

Maybe it couldnt resist the lure of slutty blue dave's frock. I mean theres a hint of minge, a tall hat, and disco ball.

From another thread:



You know if I were the kind of person to think of these things I would say hey, wouldnt it be fun if someone put this photo on christmas ornaments or maybe coffee mugs from say cafe press for all of Blue Daves closest friends and associates. Just think of all the warm and fuzzies for all the chrimbos to come. I would say that *if* I were the sort of person to think about those things but clearly Im not.

I wonder if BD will let me borrow his slinky silver dress sometime?