Lokomotiv Battersea, more like!
QUOTE (MonksTown @ Nov 11 2006, 7:43 pm)

Top Marmite sex tip, do NOT get it under your foreskin innit!
A warning to our antipodean friends: this also applies to Vegemite!
Although apparently the modern girl always carries a jar with her...

What about Lady (Godiva) - fiver?