How old are you really?

This is in easy German. Could be interesting:

Biological age test from focus.de

Auswertung:
Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 41 Jahre
zuzüglich: 4.65 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 45.65 Jahre

Is that why my back is killing me then?

34.6 it tells me.

I just took that test and was completely honest.

I'm depressed now.

I'm a very impressed 22.7 year old.

I'm older than dirt

oh you have to be honest. I better do it again then.

Shit i am dead!!!

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 45 Jahre
zuzüglich: 7.9 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 52.9 Jahre

I am going to blame my bad german and the question about alcohol

20.3.. that's ten years less than I am... if ever there was a need for higher smiley quota this is it

I can't believe it - 20.6, my biological age, and I'm 26...not sure how I feel, but definitely not 20
and I sure don't eat 5 portions of obst/gemuse per day- does anyone

but it did brighten up my day for sure!

Well the first time I put all the answers that should give a young biological age, then I told the truth. The answers still came out the same. That is one smart quiz. I think i look well for seventy anyways.

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 24 Jahre
abzüglich: -9.2 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 14.8 Jahre

not sure how i feel about being 14...

It says I am 7.5 years younger than I am.

And that feels about right to me

fun test. now I'm gonna go sit on the couch with my beer and pizza with my lover.

Stupid fucking German language

Don't forget the ciggies.

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 27 Jahre
abzüglich: -5.7 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 21.3 Jahre

Damn, I feel like drinking at that point...(since that's what I was doing that year...)

25.2 (-4.8)

Well I'm depressed, having been told last week that I look like I'm in my early 40s, I'm actually 50, the stupid, dumb, lying, idiotic quiz says I'm 52.5. Bugger it, I'm having a beer! Think I'll go back and cheat!

See, if it asked how much time you've spent in smokey-ass bars playing in a band or puking on other bands (or on bartenders, or my favorite is always the "I puked on a stripper" story), then it'd increase my age, but since I don't get to do that very often anymore, and it apparently doesn't take into acct. 2nd-hand smoke, I'm good.

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 19 Jahre
abzüglich: -4.9 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 14.1 Jahre

kinda

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 27 Jahre
abzüglich: -4.3 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 22.7 Jahre

and I didn't even cheat with any of the answers!

well, its dumb but made my day.
24,7 wohooo

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 34 Jahre
abzüglich: -9.3 Jahre
Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 24.7 Jahre

Luckwad - you are now officially back in the jailbait category

I am 38 and took off 10 years to be 28.

Can't tell you how much I don't feel 28. Especially when I look in the mirror and begin to see the crepe-paper lines on my face

my gf is apparently 18.9, not bad.

My biological age is 25.1 (-10.9)! I am estatic . Now for the botox shots so my eyes also look that old...

It says I am 10 years younger than I am - 16.

*mutters*
Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 26 Jahre
abzüglich: -6 Jahre
Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 20 Jahre

Didn't anyone find the question about how often you see your friends strange? Six times a month? Wouldn't six times a week be more appropriate? Are friends unhealthy? Don't get it.

I'm apparently 42.6

I'll take the extra year!

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 45 Jahre
abzüglich: -1 Jahre
Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 44 Jahre

freinds and social life tend to make people happier and most likely seen as a good thing to be out, not at home moping.

My BioAge was listed at 29.7 years! Yes! I like quizzes like this!

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 28 Jahre
abzüglich: -3.45 Jahre
Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 24.55 Jahre

38,7 (-3,3), surprisingly!

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 34 Jahre
zuzüglich: 0.7 Jahre
Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 34.7 Jahre

Most Toytowners seems to be younger than their actual age... am I drinking too little alcohol? or are you all lying?

Well, I feel like 65 - but, no I answered truthfully.

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 23 Jahre
abzüglich: -7.75 Jahre
Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 15.25 Jahre

get in! amusing.

but you didnt tell the quiz you were going to tuesday drinks...this adds at least 25 years

"Wie viel Alkohol trinken Sie?

*mehr als zwei Gläser täglich
*ein bis zwei Gläser täglich
*selten oder nie"

Hey, what do they mean by "a glass of alcohol"? A glass in Köln is a little different to Munich!

Ihr aktuelles Alter beträgt: 28 Jahre
abzüglich: -6 Jahre

Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt demnach: 22 Jahre

Much to my surprise, my biological age is 4 years younger than my real age (24/28). Go figure.

Hahahah! I'm 20.5!! That'll show that kid who told me I looked good for my age at the ripe old age of 26...

they also don't take into consideration binge drinking. I don't drink alcohol during the week but I tend to overindulge on the weekends which is supposed to be really bad for your health.

Yep, the language is shit, but that aside, this test is sooo fucking germanic it made me want to puke. Fucking German obsession with doing s(ch)port and eating fucking fruhstuck makes me want to scream. I am shocked that there was not a few questions about taking shitloads of vitamin pills, or a question asking about whether you eat nice bread, or rock hard black wood. Fucking Krouts.

You're essentially married to one, DR...

I love that test!

It told me I was 15.6 years old!

You must eat a lot of veggies.

43.9 years according to them. According to me I'm 46 going on 28.
The alcohol question bugged me as well, I agree with ER on that one. And the smoking: I'm missing how long did you smoke, how many per day, how long ago did you stop etc. And the grandparents. 3 of mine were over 80, one died at 74. Most of my elderly relatives lived to a very ripe old age.

Cheekie fecker!

Not telling you how old it thought I was...

It's more guidelines really.