Pots of Evil - Friday evenings during Advent

As my parade consists of rum, red wine, oranges and spices running over a burning hunk of sugar before landing in a bowl and then your cup, whereas your parade consists of drinking the same, you may wish to reconsider where you relieve yourself.

I am Pots of Evil, Munich legend for drinking, reason to visit dead goats, the clay cups themselves.

I alone am what calls people together and none shall come before me. You may be worthy to drink of me. We shall see.

You're all nuttier than one of Katrina's fruitcakes

Aye, walnuts and almonds this year (well, you've gotta stick the booze together somehow).

pots of evil
poots of evil
its only a matter of time for;
ROOTS of evil

how far can this electronic game of "chinese whispers" go?

Hoots of Evil (for Scots)?
Roots of Evil would mean that a dye job would be in order really.
But bucket06, if you weren't such a choirboy, you'd be thinking (as an Aussie) that Roots of Evil might be an ill-advised and alcohol-related sexual incident? You clean-cut Catholic, you.

don't forget Boots of Evil ...the picture not the poster.

I got worried there jml - thought it was going to be a picture of a certain white pair...

The big advantage of the Boots of Evil is that you won't have the mudder and fadder of a headache the next day. Unless of course you get stood on the head by the aforementioned.

Would've been Katrina, would've been but had no such photo. Yeti if you dont stick you head on the ground you wont be such an easy target.

Just a thought. If boots of evil come out for poots of evil, you could go drinking in your helmet: you'd be mysterious looking and your head would be warm and crush proof. As an added bonus I bet you filter out a lot of that nonsense drunken babble and pleas for help when people go falling down or under hedges and such. Sounds like a plan to me.

Sorry JML, I almost deaf anyway so I tend to not hear the waifs and orphans who fall by the wayside. Now if only I could filter out the little in-skull voice telling me to have that last wee beer I'ld be okay.

Bugger.
My head hurts already.
*blocks in Friday evenings in his calendar*
Gideon, we can divide up Australia if you like, saves time.
Shit, this means that Christmas is coming soon.
Bugger.

The den of evil pots has arrived folks - coming up to 96hrs before the market opens... and therefore approx 103hrs until first PofE!

I finish work at Universität at 6 and will be there shortly after. Will anyone still be standing at such a late hour?

Leaning against a dead goat is more likely.

Its no fair, me wants to go

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I hate the stuff but the weather is looking perfect for it...too bad they didn't serve hot chocolate

blasphemer!!!


we'll try not to drink it all and save you some (snicker).

Leaning against a dead goat? We'll be flogging it by then.
Alala, people will still be standing at 6, it will simply be a little harder to get inside the place.

Well, what time will be people be getting there?

Seeing as my boss isn't here this week (my attendance in the office officially ends at 3:30pm) but Mr Pootle is otherwise detained, I can get there when someone else can.
Some terrible person suggested an onward destination of the *Camp-As-Tits* Procecco bar in the Schrannenhalle (excellent plonko, plently to look and point at). Can't think that this is a good idea though *obviously*...

seeing as how I am, erm, between jobs, I can get there pretty much anytime as well. I might actually go to the area a little early and do a bit of shopping, so as I'm not tempted to do so afterward like last year...

But I thought you liked buying random crap?

hmm, maybe. except I'm not sure my family would appreciate random German kitsch for gifts two years in a row. especially when they'll be here. I need to purchase Christmas decorations for myself this year, so of course it's now quality I'm after.

what time is the kick off on friday? need to plan the week.

5-ish? it's just a short crawl away for me so i'm flexible. if it's this cold it would be nice to be inside though.

5?
Then if a non-dented chap is still incarcerated, I can visit him first.
But I can get there earlier if necessary (and butterbean can help me guard the goat).

I won't make it for 5pm this Friday, but I might be sending 4 NooYorkers down to save a spot on my behalf
I hope you'll all look after them nicely, and don't listen to any nonsensical stories they concoct about past indiscretions on my part - I can tell you right now that all four of them are pathological liars

Ok, I'm not too familiar with Munich, so can someone explain "Pots of Evil" Is it a stall-thing that sells some sort of potent sweet liquer? I'm flying into Munich at about 11am so i might head down...

I can never find it, either, though, actually - is it the road between Hugendubel and Deutsche Bank at Marienplatz?
or is it the one after that?

with your back to the rat haus go diagonaly to your right past the Kaufhof down rosenstrasse. cast evil stares and spells to the left as you pass the building site of "sport - what me guv? that cant be my stone it's dry - schuster". when you reach the road after 50 metres you will see the stand commonly known as POE! remarkably it looks like the picture posted by our resident stats-chick.

That's exactly it. Just don't plan anything for that evening / the following day (you lucky, lucky people...)

I will be there, with a mission. To surreptitiously return the Christmas CD that was "borrowed" from the Feuerzangenbowle music collection. It was the crappy one with the Chipmunks on it, not the good one that we were all using for karoke.

What is it about this "Potent liquer" that is so legendary? What percent is it? I'll be there i'd say!

mr triple-b, you only have to wait 48 hours and you'll find out.

(dr evil mode on) mmmmhahahahahahahah!! mmmmhahahahahaha!

(happy mode on) just found out my bosses are allgone the whole day friday. mmmmmmmhahahahahah! mmmmmhahahahahaha!

Mr gids, will we be seeing you early (i.e. when we can still see)?
Anyway, on Friday morning can there be some kind of roll call for attendees?
Personal appeal to people I'd like to see who haven't yet said they are going: marka and Jeremy, please come along if you can, as it has been too long!

what time is early ms stats chic? normal working person early or gravy-train workers early? I'll try to be there for 5 to 5:30

Gravy-trainers whose boss is in Athens can be there silly early (but this might not be wise).
5-5:30 is fine.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it is snowing (and Tollwood opens *today*)

< Tries to look butch >

Friday 16 December, be there!

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My “evil� plan for tomorrow is to escape earlish from office and heading downtown to “pots of evil�,
I hope I will make it. Quaaak !

canuck and i will be there too!

looking forward to it!

If anybody would like a early wakeup call on Saturday send me a PM and I'll ring you and trill a selection of traditional Bolivian folktunes into the phone for you.

You, Mister, are cruising for a bruising.
Hell hath no fury like Katrina woken from drinky sleep.

Of course for €10 you can give me a "friends" number and I'll ring them.

10€?! Bah. No more toasties for you.

24 hours to go.
Runs off to start lining stomach with a helles or two.

the whole of effing TT is gonna be there tomorrow, by the sounds, we'll be taking over the whole stall at this rate

*sigh*

I'll be there straight off the plane next week though!

I'm not

well, ok, then - not quite the whole of TT...

I'm in Paris for a fortnight. Plenty of Beaujolais Noveau, no pots of evil.