Doormen and bouncers in Munich - Atomic Cafe

Ask the Atomic doorman.
Went on Saturday. The guy at the door let us in, but made sure my bloke understood that blue shirts are out and that in the future he should not wear one. I guess until he decides it is cool again. I don't know what to think about this apart from what a dick.

Doormen must specialize in being jerks. Next time a doorman looks me up and down and looks like he's going to give me the door, I'm going to look him up and down too. With the atomic doorman a good response might have been, "Assholes are out of style this season too."

Honestly, I was shopping last week in the Karlsplatz to Marienplatz zone. I like to walk from shop to shop and get an idea of what is "in" this season. Looks like for women it's tall black boots, cords with patches, vests, those damn leather belts that just hang on the outside, pants tucked into boots (yuck!), and striped dress shirts. Oh, and of course head to toe black. Sweater coats too.

I'm not encouraging any of these trends, but I bet if you buy you and your bloke one of these copycat outfits you will pass by with a grin. The bouncers apparently also like you to lose all individuality and self-respect as a woman. Forget that whole equality business. Unbutton that top button and stick out your chest, and be sure to go first before your man.

I'm getting more and more angry as I write this. Hell with the Munich door policy. And the hell with the atomic doorman. Yeah.

What's the problem getting into clubs? I don't understand it. Just look down your nose at them and make them feel inferior for God's sake. It doesn't take all that much girls.

You need to wear sandals and white socks.

Actually, I keep wondering whether I should try and get into a club wearing my "Deutschland 1, England 5" t-shirt (the one with the English flag on the back)...

Hoddy, Not all of us are hot mamas like you!

Actually, I think the problem is more for the men in our lives. What do you suggest for them? Attachable breasts?

That might work.

Great idea bee! We could start hawking them outside clubs and make a fortune.

I do sometimes give the I'm better than you look, but I just feel like a bit of a wanker.

If we start hawking attachable breasts, I think that we might find ourselves on this board under the "nutter" thread. Could be a good joke though, don't you think? Find a few men to wear a stuffed bra and a low cut shirt, see what a bouncer does with that? Have a camera on hand of course...

I get this sneaking suspicion that blokes with attachable breasts and low cut tops are even less likely to get past the bouncer... although it'd be worth doing for the look on the bouncer's face.

Theres a few places in the Glockenbach quarter where attachable breasts are mandatory :-)