BNO - Boys Night Out @ Kilians Irish Pub

Time for another BNO me thinks.

When - Saturday 11th November.
Where - Kilians Irish Pub.
What - Starting 7pm.
Why - Do we need a reason.
Who - add your name to the sign-up sheet

Cant be bothered looking for some schicky micky resteraunt, I want beer, good food and a good atmosphere and Kilians has it all.

Depending on how we fair through the evening, will of course depend on any venues afterwards.

The plan is simple - Drink lots and see where it takes us.

Open to all, newbies and oldies alike.

Be there I shall and hope we all move over to the dark side by the end of the night...am tired of being nice

So you'll be dark chocolate on the night?

I'm in, perhaps a little wander over to the Andechs bar for a couple ?

And if like last time some idiot cannot fathom the golden rule of the BNO...Please stay away from the BNO!

whats the golden rule?

What happens at the BNO stays in the BNO

When was the last BNO?

IF I had to guess Id say:

whats goes on at BNO stays at BNO - no incriminating posts or photos thereafter;
no women poaching, if your mate calls a skank you gotta find a new target;
no switching over to ladies GNO just cause your bored with discussions about battlestar galactica, cat farts, and motor tires;
arshoo isnt really made of chocolate, its a ploy to get people to lick him, bloody 3rd world scam artists

Theres probably more but thats all i got right now.

edit: 1 more:

no fighting I assume, unless its collectively agreed that one of the parties is a right major twat of such grand proportion that not even mass amounts of bier can make his presence and incessisent moronic blabber tolerable. And if said person does not first go away of his own accord and is constantly yapping on about the size of his bank account and/or cock, and second, trys to pick peacock fights via manly puffing of his more than likely professional waxed chest then such person deserves a swift kick to the ass.

Damn it, you know me too well.

BNO kicking off at Kilian's. I'm in.

I'll be picking a fight when I'm there with this fella -
[img]http://www.keydeck.com/galleries/040710_kilians/imgp5326.jpg[/img]
Sadly I've been whupped the previous two times, I've never been able to finish him off!!

I'll get it this time...

A worthy adversary, definitely fills too much valuable beer space!

Hey mods we want a sign up sheet!

flippin eck! mr lions you can feed madonna's new child for a year with that. (and his dad and close relatives)

Except that she follows Kabbala and they don't eat cheese.

This sounds like a fabulous night out. I think the GNO should be based on the same requirements: beer and greasy food.

well that bit'll be for the dad and extended family then. scrape it off fed ex and shwoop di whoop no more third world hunger.

blimey gideon, you're just like bob geldof!

a BNO is just what the doctor ordered. Unfortunately, i can't make it that weekend due to work committments. Hopefully there will be another one before Christmas.

so what the hell is the *actual* golden rule.

yes, im that bored. go on someone start a random nonsense thread.

Never enter into a land war in Asia and never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Oh and of course, what goes on tour, stays on tour.

Who broke that rule - and what did I miss?

probably this thing could be a good bday party continuation. Let's see if I will be fit enough to attend.

Ah a fellow scorpio? Excellent Smithers.

ps: keydeck ah that rule. sicilians are fierce, at least the pizza guy down the street is all bidness.

yeap, one of those!!

Thats the problem...so many inquisitive women on this thread...this is how they break the weak ones into talking ...causing problems for the rest.

Now boys do you want a BNO or do you just want to suckle at the bosoms of your female companions, pretending to like things like winter boot fashions. I mean seriously a GNO and men want to meet up at the end and a BNO and all we get is female responses! Bah! go knitting you all.

Ah, quitcha bitching. Given the choice of "suckling at the bosoms" of females or having a sausage fest, I think I know which most men would prefer.

Yup, where is it ?

you obviously have no idea what happens in a BNO

I'm sure I don't want to know...

There is no fashion when it comes to boots.
Either jackboots for kicking people with or spike-heeled boots for kicking people with.
Both varieties are black.
And knee-length at their shortest.
Beyond fashion there is only style, *tsk*

Ha!! Thats what all of you say before the BNO and then go on and on and on about "tell us what happened..."

That's it ladies, boots on!

I am sure you would be welcome as long as you are doing line-ups

I rest me case, I am not metro sexual or whatever it is they now call those men who friggin wax their eyebrows, use face wash, peel or whatever...I dont care what boots you wear...pure male, I am.

Wee Mun: Without boots? Not interested.

You can wear whatever you like

arshoo, mate your tits are on offer again? look, how many times do i gotta tell you it doesnt work that way. besides i'd recommend don riina's before yours. he butters his nips, or so Ive been told. mmmm butter.

Mods, can we add a sign up sheet for this please? Ta

With way the posts are going, 3 Lions, you'ld be better off asking the mods for a rubber sheet and some kitchen paper.

@arshoo, please don't forget, the one owing lapdances is still, umm... you!!!

why are there still so many women talking about me bosoms and lapdances on this thread! that is all on offer from me at the next GNO

@JML, what about chocolate as against butter?

Signup Sheet has been added chaps

finally separate all the riff raff from th BNO

Time to give this thread a much needed bump.

5 signed up so far.

Remember this is open to everyone.

No! Open to every-male

Why have you signed up then!?

Cat fight!

fecker!

@Bern - dog fight!

Hope a virus destroys your BSG downloads you infidel!

Geeks, why'd it have to be geeks.