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Flying Spaghetti Monster sighted in Hamburg

His Almighty Noodliness finally captured on video

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Editor Bob
Finally, mankind now has conclusive undeniable proof that His Almighty Noodliness really does exist.

The best "Flying Spaghetti Monster" sighting to date was captured on video in Hamburg a few months ago.

See the movie clip on YouTube now: FSM sighting in Hamburg, Germany.

For the benefit of the uninitiated... the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only came into the mainstream in May 2005.

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by it’s opponents - mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that the FSM God has larger balls than theirs.
Grinner
If I am not mistaken that is the Head Bishop of the church of the FSM, he is recognised by his large Walnut Knackers!
Expat Mat
I am averting my eyes to His Noodly Apendage.
phoenix-rose
We Pastafarians
bow down and hail the creator of our message of
peace, love, and noodly goodness.

*bows head*
Ramen.

~Rose
BadDoggie
QUOTE (Grinner @ Oct 10 2006, 9:05 am) *
If I am not mistaken that is the Head Bishop of the church of the FSM, he is recognised by his large Walnut Knackers!

INFIDEL! Do not blaspheme His Noodliness! Those are meatballs. For penne-nce you must make a large back of bolognaise sauce and distribute it to the poor.

woof.
MajorBummer
Infidels. dry.gif
Derekbeggs
I am indeed most impressed by the commestible deity in the video and believe without a shadow of a doubt in his authenticity. however a true Spaghetti monster would not move so fluently given that it is cooked to perfection, ie aldente. I fear this may be an example of a radical sect of the aforementioned religion.
Sin
They are the radical Pesto Sect. You leave my brothers and sisters of the grated Parmegiano in peace, as we do you.
Derekbeggs
The original ceiling of the sistine chapel

Bipa
Just thought I'd help BadBob bump up yet another thread dealing with religion ph34r.gif
eurovol
My noodly goodness is looking to dock. Any ports free?
Sin
Seeketh thou Tagliatelli, my son?
BadBob
Pene
Sin
Thou seeketh pene, BadBob.

Ah! I see thou art a lover of men. wink.gif
em8chel
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em8chel
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Chitown Boy Lost in Europe
Ok, first I should say I'm somewhat new to Toytown -- when I saw the thread for Flying Spaghetti Monster it caught my attention, thought it might be something funny. But after some research I'm convinced - I think I've finally found a deity I can believe in!! I've emailed friends & family back home to tell them "I've been Saved!" and many threatened to come over and rescue me from this new found cult!! But when I sent them the video clip of The All Mighty spotting here they too understood the calling.

So my question is this: How does one officially join The Church of FSM? Is there a vat of sauce to be baptized in? Some pesto to be rubbed on my forehead?? When I kneel down to pray must I face Rome / Roma?? There is so much to learn…

I FEEL THE CALLING!!!

-j
Yeti
It is the cannelloni you must feel.
Kay
And if he's into fagottini?
Chitown Boy Lost in Europe
Just thought you guys would find this interesting: in the Oct 27th 2007 issue of New Scientist magizine there is a refference to "the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" by a reader who wrote in. Appearently in a previous issue (Sept 15th) there was an article detailing how science has proved "the four-dimensional universe is composed entirely of pasta".

And to think people still doubt his noodleeness ...

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